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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3061 - 2015-01-17 18:38:14 UTC
CQ holo trophy case, feed it corpses to get heads in jars.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3062 - 2015-01-17 18:39:41 UTC
Cigars, grillz, piercings, brass plaques, and bullet wound accessories for heads in jars

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

i am 2evil
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3063 - 2015-01-17 18:40:48 UTC
CCP pay the players to play eve
Suede
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3064 - 2015-01-17 18:43:07 UTC
start will high SP and training trains backwards so you get rubbish at flying stuff and to the point where you can not fly the ship
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3065 - 2015-01-17 20:26:19 UTC
Separate F&I forums for mechanics and esthetics, to give serious players and rp'ers a place for serious discussion or fantasy, respectively.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3066 - 2015-01-17 23:01:29 UTC
npc buy order for corpses, like getting a deposit back from returning bottles

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Vector Symian
0 Fear
#3067 - 2015-01-17 23:49:47 UTC
SPACE DRAGONS!! Shocked
Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
#3068 - 2015-01-18 13:59:54 UTC
Bookmarks and cynosural fields could both have their own marketplace.

Mikhem

Link library to EVE music songs.

Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
#3069 - 2015-01-18 14:02:33 UTC
Improve Fleet Finder so it encourages (newbie) capsuleers to create random fleets with random partners.

Mikhem

Link library to EVE music songs.

Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
#3070 - 2015-01-18 14:05:21 UTC
Create deploydables for fleets and allow mobile depot to work for whole fleet.

Mikhem

Link library to EVE music songs.

i am 2evil
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3071 - 2015-01-18 22:34:49 UTC
when you warp to a station as soon as you get there, the station warps it self off, so you have to try to dock some how
bit like station games
Lugh Crow-Slave
#3072 - 2015-01-18 22:42:02 UTC
poor minmatar slaves fail to maintain warp-drives 1/1000000 chance of your amarr ships exploding upon spooling up your warp drive
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3073 - 2015-01-18 23:26:14 UTC
Superlite client: remove all artwork from the game and replace with wireframe primitives and grids in monochrome

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Faith Xavier
Eclipse Mariner
#3074 - 2015-01-19 03:07:25 UTC
Space Taco Truck
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3075 - 2015-01-19 06:22:41 UTC
Give fighters/fighter-bombers a single high slot for varied racial fighter/fb exclusive weapons.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3076 - 2015-01-19 06:25:55 UTC
Have mining fighters for the rorqual, on grid only, non industrial core no off grid recall.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Brian Rise
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3077 - 2015-01-19 09:56:41 UTC
Commando teams that enter the enemy ship and disable it by killing the crew
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3078 - 2015-01-19 10:05:54 UTC  |  Edited by: FireFrenzy
My Little Goonswarm - Mittens is Magic..

Nuffsaid

EDIT:
or would My little Mittens - Goonswarm is Magic work better?
JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3079 - 2015-01-19 11:50:18 UTC
Missiles that are faster than all drones

FOF / defender missiles specifically for anti drone use
Leannor
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3080 - 2015-01-19 13:38:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Leannor
Electrique Wizard wrote:
Remove medical clones.


damn, you won!Lol

and....

Enable drinking of Quaffe, and when you do, you get x10 Skill Training speed for a couple hours, then you come off the sugar rush and get x10 slower training for a couple hours. :)

(great idea if you wanna just fast-forward to a skill, and no advantage gained, really)

"Lykouleon wrote:

STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"