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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3041 - 2015-01-14 00:38:12 UTC
New module for dreads: drone neutralizers, knocks one drone augment module of the targeted ship offline, and have to reonline to get extra drone control back.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3042 - 2015-01-14 00:38:47 UTC
Set all local chat to delayed.

Oh, wait, wrong thread.

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Qn'qura Zalas Zula
Doomheim
#3043 - 2015-01-14 00:39:42 UTC
add a 5% chance for internal ammo explosions from missiles & projectiles when taking armour damage.

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Faith Xavier
Eclipse Mariner
#3044 - 2015-01-14 02:08:32 UTC
Replace Aura with GLaDOS
Tarquin Meza
Doomheim
#3045 - 2015-01-14 03:03:35 UTC
If CCP is investigating your account for something you claim you are innocent of, the right to a 'Trial by Combat'--Eve style...maybe.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3046 - 2015-01-14 05:19:25 UTC
Command Mining Barge for efficient small fleet use. No extra yeild, just links. Mack resists and yeild, hulk orebay

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3047 - 2015-01-14 14:08:39 UTC
CCP death squad - the roam the cluster and randomly select a person for culling knocks you off line for a week

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3048 - 2015-01-14 16:48:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
Bring back something like the old probe system, let people feel they are actually finding something instead of visiting a landmark on a cartoon map of an amusment park.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Alison McGregor
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3049 - 2015-01-15 19:31:11 UTC
Allow shuttles to field a full flight of drones.
Murkar Omaristos
The Alabaster Albatross
Unreasonable Bastards
#3050 - 2015-01-15 19:34:05 UTC
Buff the orthrus. P
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3051 - 2015-01-15 20:41:25 UTC
A whiteboard overlaying the character mugshot in the notes tab so you can draw moustaches, devil horns thought bubbles and other things, saved locally on players comp.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3052 - 2015-01-16 19:18:57 UTC
A good idea haiku thread, 17 syllables, 5/7/5 get some culture

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3053 - 2015-01-16 19:23:11 UTC
drone asist targets
warriors must confirm fire
press f1 butan

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3054 - 2015-01-16 19:23:39 UTC
Reverse polarization anomaly causes your modules to do the opposite of what they are supposed to do

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
UDSaxman
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#3055 - 2015-01-17 00:12:24 UTC
Make the phantasm not suck

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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3056 - 2015-01-17 03:38:49 UTC
MIRV FOF cruise missiles, Let the randomness mess with logi.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3057 - 2015-01-17 03:46:30 UTC
New types of ore, only NPCs may buy it for a permanently fixed price

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
FoxFire Ayderan
#3058 - 2015-01-17 04:42:19 UTC
Gas mining....

... from Uranus!!

Lol
Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#3059 - 2015-01-17 05:37:36 UTC
Have CCP's streams stream to the CQ telescreen- watching fanfest from my cq couch would be nice Smile

"A City made of Dreams is built in heaven"
Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#3060 - 2015-01-17 05:41:49 UTC
While we're at it...

Faction/Deadspace/Officer rigs to make for more interesting fits and even bigger failmails;

Corporation cq-style gathering rooms;

Giving Jita a unique station structure;

Drone skins

"A City made of Dreams is built in heaven"