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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Vector Symian
0 Fear
#3021 - 2015-01-11 05:00:34 UTC
A Battle Obelisk...Shocked
Gelatine
EverBroke Geeks
#3022 - 2015-01-11 05:07:49 UTC
Three new low slot modules - bumpers; big rubber ones like on old Saabs for extra bumping power.
Dau Katari
Stormsong Scrapyards
#3023 - 2015-01-11 11:03:32 UTC
Overheating a hacking module gives it a bonus to virus strength.
Ben Ishikela
#3024 - 2015-01-12 00:00:29 UTC
Give every ship a unique "Ultimate Ability" like we see in Dota or other moba. i.e. the succubus reflects damage for 10sec and 2h cooldown OR the Megathron divides itself into two vessels (right and left) halfing its signature for 30sec and 2h cooldown.

Ideas are like Seeds. I'd chop fullgrown trees to start a fire.
ramblin rodriguez
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3025 - 2015-01-12 10:12:32 UTC
give recons d-scan invul...
Faith Xavier
Eclipse Mariner
#3026 - 2015-01-12 20:44:26 UTC
Tractor Beams can be used to pull NPC stations into planets
Faith Xavier
Eclipse Mariner
#3027 - 2015-01-12 20:45:55 UTC
Fill space up with water, allow only torpedoes, play submarines for a day
Dersen Lowery
The Scope
#3028 - 2015-01-12 20:52:41 UTC
Succubus gets a +4/level modifier to pilot's derived standings with anyone on grid from Amarr Frigate: after all, it's a succubus.

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Faith Xavier
Eclipse Mariner
#3029 - 2015-01-12 20:53:59 UTC
power windows
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3030 - 2015-01-12 20:57:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
more bubble scripts: choices of extended range and warp strength. you COULD get a 60 km bubble(skills permitting), but at 1 point, or a 45(skills) for 2, and unscripted gets same old whatever your skills permit.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3031 - 2015-01-13 15:09:35 UTC
Give fighter drones 25m3 and 25 bandwidth for their own defensive drones

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Vitice Fenrir
Extra Special Forces
#3032 - 2015-01-13 18:46:22 UTC
clones need to be recharged every 4 hours or they die
Rivr Luzade
Coreli Corporation
Pandemic Legion
#3033 - 2015-01-13 18:48:54 UTC
Rename the Interbus Ship Identification System ISIS because of the IS(is).

UI Improvement Collective

My ridicule, heavy criticism and general pale outlook about your or CCP's ideas is nothing but an encouragement to prove me wrong. Give it a try.
Faith Xavier
Eclipse Mariner
#3034 - 2015-01-13 21:03:41 UTC
in lieu of kill rights, allow the victim to spray paint a penis on the attacker's ship
Faith Xavier
Eclipse Mariner
#3035 - 2015-01-13 21:05:27 UTC
add another C to CCP. restart cold war.
Murkar Omaristos
The Alabaster Albatross
Unreasonable Bastards
#3036 - 2015-01-13 21:10:34 UTC
Add a window through the captain's quarters door to see inside the station - but still leave the door un-openable. Twisted
Faith Xavier
Eclipse Mariner
#3037 - 2015-01-13 21:24:56 UTC
Murkar Omaristos wrote:
Add a window through the captain's quarters door to see inside the station - but still leave the door un-openable. Twisted

Add NPC characters to the view that taunt you through the glass occasionally
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
#3038 - 2015-01-13 22:24:10 UTC
Undocking has a very rare random chance to explode the ship and station you undocked with and from.

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Cataphrac
Doomheim
#3039 - 2015-01-13 22:41:10 UTC
Destructible Gates.
Kaede Hita
K.H. Holding
#3040 - 2015-01-14 00:33:30 UTC
put ice belts in frigate sized shattered WHs.