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Phantom Gritz
DND Industries
#3001 - 2015-01-08 05:26:22 UTC
Make T2 shuttles that act as fire boats, aka suicide ships, kamikaze, etc.

When in doubt, improvise. If improvising doesn't work liberal aplication of a large hammer is recomended until the problem is fixed or no longer a concern.
Aran Hotchkiss
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3002 - 2015-01-08 05:30:37 UTC
Phantom Gritz wrote:
Make T2 shuttles that act as fire boats, aka suicide ships, kamikaze, etc.


Interceptors rebranded as t3 shuttles

You should have enough control over your herd of cats to make them understand. If they constantly make misstakes, get better cats.
Badel Jramodarr
#3003 - 2015-01-08 05:37:34 UTC
Turn Killrights into Vendettas: Once earned you have the right to shoot that person on sight no matter what...indefinitely. You may sell your vendetta if you wish.

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Maccian
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3004 - 2015-01-08 07:15:46 UTC
Barbarian invasions, 0.5 - 0.7 sec turns to Low-Sec for a weekend every month!!! PirateTwistedShocked
Maenth
The Thirteen Provinces
#3005 - 2015-01-08 08:28:18 UTC
Give drones and fighters fitting slots and limited ammo so they're more like little ships.

Drones. Drones are a means to an end. An end to the ruthless Caldari 'progress' machines. An end to the barbaric 'redemption' proposed by the Amarr. What they see as chaos shall be my perfect order, merely beyond their comprehension.
Maenth
The Thirteen Provinces
#3006 - 2015-01-08 08:37:14 UTC
Close all EVE forums and stop posting dev blogs, and to make it fair also ban EVE devs from using EVE-UNI website.

Darkness for all

Drones. Drones are a means to an end. An end to the ruthless Caldari 'progress' machines. An end to the barbaric 'redemption' proposed by the Amarr. What they see as chaos shall be my perfect order, merely beyond their comprehension.
Hunter Anubis
50 Shades Of Blaster
#3007 - 2015-01-08 19:12:01 UTC
Star Trek invasion so all star trek nerds can cry when Enterprice goes boom with Spock in it as captain
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#3008 - 2015-01-09 00:10:21 UTC
Give gankers the ability to bribe concord to not show to a gank.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3009 - 2015-01-09 00:34:17 UTC
For pay Emergency beacons to draw a concord police escort, charged by truesec and warp distance.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Ferni Ka'Nviiou
Doomheim
#3010 - 2015-01-09 10:43:48 UTC
Losing ships will cost you days from a PLEX'd subscription (if you have one).
Maenth
The Thirteen Provinces
#3011 - 2015-01-09 10:48:10 UTC
"Criminals in your region? Not our problem" is what CONCORD says about nullsec pirates; destroying nullsec rats no longer awards bounties.

Drones. Drones are a means to an end. An end to the ruthless Caldari 'progress' machines. An end to the barbaric 'redemption' proposed by the Amarr. What they see as chaos shall be my perfect order, merely beyond their comprehension.
Soraellion
#3012 - 2015-01-09 10:55:31 UTC
The percentage of cap you have left affects MWD speed bonus, if you're almost empty you slow down.
Ronny Hugo
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3013 - 2015-01-09 10:58:35 UTC
Requiring people to wait for months if they make isk faster than they lose ships, so they can afford to lose expensive ships, without being able to fly them.
Soraellion
#3014 - 2015-01-09 11:00:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Soraellion
You should be able to reroute all overheating damage away from the modules and direct it to structure, the ship is taking the strain not the modules. if you have really good armour or shield then you can overheat for a long time (as you don't rely on hull) but it COULD blow you up if you overdo it and it'll lower your EHP in the process.




Actually, that's a pretty awesome idea if I say so myself.
Soraellion
#3015 - 2015-01-09 11:05:58 UTC
ECM resistance, it builds up over time the longer you are jammed increasing your sensor strength.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3016 - 2015-01-10 21:29:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
tugboat propulsion mods and high slot reverse scripted tracktors for bumping ships

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3017 - 2015-01-10 21:37:08 UTC
A "badtouching" module, anyone bumping you goes suspect and sticks to your hull, while a klaxon screams "NOmeansNOmeansNOmeansNO...."

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Nicholass Charante
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#3018 - 2015-01-10 22:30:24 UTC
Allow trained skills to be converted into unallocated SP
Kaerakh
Obscure Joke Implied
#3019 - 2015-01-11 01:27:47 UTC
Allow unregistered users to post in the Features and Ideas thread. Because why not! People spam up the board without consequence and recycle alts to post nonsense anyways! Roll

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Badel Jramodarr
#3020 - 2015-01-11 01:39:23 UTC
Tractorbeams can be used against other players ships.
Ship mass effects beam's strength relative to opposing ship mass.

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