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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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SFM Hobb3s
Perkone
Caldari State
#2981 - 2014-12-29 22:27:16 UTC
Acceleration Gates become destructible, rendering the site, and its contents, virtually unprobeable (ie you can only warp to a destroyed acceleration gate wreck).
SFM Hobb3s
Perkone
Caldari State
#2982 - 2014-12-30 19:25:08 UTC
Module Tiericide Endgame: All shield and remote armor repair modules are permanently replaced with Polarized ones.
Zed Rachalon
The Icarus Factor
#2983 - 2014-12-30 19:39:59 UTC
Remove all sov from null sec.
Zed Rachalon
The Icarus Factor
#2984 - 2014-12-30 19:53:11 UTC
Whenever the word "Naglfar" shows up in text, it's printed as follows:

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Mr Omniblivion
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2985 - 2014-12-30 20:32:15 UTC
Remove all highsec ice
The Arbiter
Murders and Executions
#2986 - 2015-01-01 17:20:48 UTC
Duncan Ringill wrote:
PiS. Seriously, I've been subscribed since 2011 and my eyeballs are turning yellow over here.



Best idea.
Daide Vondrichnov
French Drop-O-Panache
Snuffed Out
#2987 - 2015-01-01 18:22:59 UTC
Nerf hi-sec incursion incomes.
Murkar Omaristos
The Alabaster Albatross
Unreasonable Bastards
#2988 - 2015-01-01 19:13:38 UTC
Apply jump fatigue to subcaps using jb's.
Qn'qura Zalas Zula
Doomheim
#2989 - 2015-01-01 22:29:40 UTC
Chance for EANM's to be Polarised LolTwisted

Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

Odessa Day
Velocette.
#2990 - 2015-01-02 01:49:41 UTC
Faint green lasers a la Target Painters that connect the link receiver with the link provider at all times no matter where they are in system.
Shin Katsumoto
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2991 - 2015-01-02 04:51:11 UTC
Instanced PvP battlegrounds. Shocked
Agallis Zinthros
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2992 - 2015-01-02 08:01:36 UTC
Destroyers w/ medium guns

Amarr Victor Owner / operator of http://local-spike.com, an EVE-focused PVP blog

The Arbiter
Murders and Executions
#2993 - 2015-01-02 17:09:40 UTC
Sneakers for both men and women, normal boots for women and high heels for men.

I'm sure Gallenteans would appreciate the latter.
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2994 - 2015-01-03 17:08:15 UTC
systems with ice should have no local npc stations

Is that my two cents or yours?

Rob Kashuken
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2995 - 2015-01-05 00:50:31 UTC
New deployable structure, same sizes as anchorable bubbles with the same dimensions and requirements, providing for an area of effect damage over time (like the gas in the newer sleeper sites).
Cataphrac
Doomheim
#2996 - 2015-01-05 11:43:12 UTC
After release the last Tactical destroyer:

1. Take a deep breath.
2. Stop new content patches for a year.
3. Team up 10/15 devs to in the first 6 months gather information on how, why and what are the ships/modules used on PvP - most/least used/destroyed.
4. Balance everything, test the changes in Sisi, gather feedback from players, rebalance, test again . . . for 6 months.
5. Lauch patch.
Aran Hotchkiss
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2997 - 2015-01-05 12:20:52 UTC
Remove Corp chat

You should have enough control over your herd of cats to make them understand. If they constantly make misstakes, get better cats.

FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#2998 - 2015-01-05 12:24:42 UTC
Not allowing me to easily find my awesome ideas in this thread...
SFM Hobb3s
Perkone
Caldari State
#2999 - 2015-01-07 18:16:48 UTC
Ultimate nullsec griefing tool: Jump Fatigue Bomb

That's right...its a bomb that gives everyone in its detonation range a huge amount of jump fatigue.
Getting hit by a volley of 8 fatigue bombz grants the receiver the full 30 day cap of jump fatigue (no moar jumping for U!!!)
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#3000 - 2015-01-07 21:39:56 UTC
Allow covert cynos in high sec because cyno jammers don't work on them....

Every day I'm wafflin!