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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Beckett Firesnake
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#281 - 2013-08-28 06:10:34 UTC
Cloaked ECM Ship.... Oh Sorry :-)
Thutmose I
Rattium Incorporated
#282 - 2013-08-28 06:11:48 UTC
make asteroid "belts" contain just 1 large asteroid, and increase the number in a system, arranged in large rings around the sun (or small blobs ahead and behind large planets' orbits).
Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#283 - 2013-08-28 06:33:59 UTC
Give me all the ISK.

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

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Catherine Laartii
Doomheim
#284 - 2013-08-28 06:51:20 UTC
Goonswarm. Worst idea I can think of.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#285 - 2013-08-28 07:13:26 UTC
Titan mounted interstellar super cannon with 14AU range and 100km blast radius.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#286 - 2013-08-28 07:16:54 UTC
Kyle Meister wrote:
You should be able to Kamikaze cap ships.


Related: COLISSION DAMAGE Big smile

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
ChromeStriker
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#287 - 2013-08-28 07:41:07 UTC
Rats destroy pods

No Worries
ChromeStriker
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#288 - 2013-08-28 07:42:05 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
Kyle Meister wrote:
You should be able to Kamikaze cap ships.


Related: COLISSION DAMAGE Big smile


Asteroids move... and do dmg in a colission

No Worries
Rob Crowley
State War Academy
#289 - 2013-08-28 08:05:58 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
(...) interstellar (...) 14AU range (...)

Dear sir or madam,
we regret to inform you that your nerd licence has been revoked effective immediately for the following offences:

  • grave misuse of astronomical and/or astrophysical and/or astronautical terms

Have a nice day,
International Astronomical Union

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Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#290 - 2013-08-28 08:46:02 UTC
Rob Crowley wrote:
Debora Tsung wrote:
(...) interstellar (...) 14AU range (...)

Dear sir or madam,
we regret to inform you that your nerd licence has been revoked effective immediately for the following offences:

  • grave misuse of astronomical and/or astrophysical and/or astronautical terms

Have a nice day,
International Astronomical Union

This letter has been automatically generated and is valid without signature.

at least she did not say 'intergalactic'...

I should buy an Ishtar.
kraiklyn Asatru
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#291 - 2013-08-28 08:56:02 UTC
When multiple wrecks are on grid a noctis can use them to assemble a minmatar ship.
Mournful Conciousness
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#292 - 2013-08-28 09:06:33 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
Kyle Meister wrote:
You should be able to Kamikaze cap ships.


Related: COLISSION DAMAGE Big smile


2 battleships under MWD (150,000,000Kg @ 1000m/s) colliding head on would generate more heat than several thousand fusion bombs - literally a doomsday weapon that would damage, if not melt, everything on grid.

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seth Hendar
I love you miners
#293 - 2013-08-28 09:26:53 UTC
bad idea 1: keep the launcher
seth Hendar
I love you miners
#294 - 2013-08-28 09:27:22 UTC
bad idea 2: keep the current exploaration (introduced by Odyssey)
Wizzard117
Wizzard117 Corporation
#295 - 2013-08-28 09:28:16 UTC
Ship wrecks now contains some percentage of minerals used to build it and can be mined using mining lasers only
Unforgiven Storm
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
#296 - 2013-08-28 09:34:05 UTC
you can lock and fire on people cloaked

Unforgiven Storm for CSM 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13. (If I don't get in in the next 5 years I will quit trying) :-)
Unforgiven Storm
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
#297 - 2013-08-28 09:35:46 UTC
you can move stations using titans to tug them along between planets Big smile

Unforgiven Storm for CSM 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13. (If I don't get in in the next 5 years I will quit trying) :-)
Gypsio III
Questionable Ethics.
Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork
#298 - 2013-08-28 09:40:48 UTC
Mournful Conciousness wrote:
Debora Tsung wrote:
Kyle Meister wrote:
You should be able to Kamikaze cap ships.


Related: COLISSION DAMAGE Big smile


2 battleships under MWD (150,000,000Kg @ 1000m/s) colliding head on would generate more heat than several thousand fusion bombs - literally a doomsday weapon that would damage, if not melt, everything on grid.


You sure about that bit of maths? Looks like 36 kt TNT equivalent to me.
Mdaemon
Very Industrial Corp.
#299 - 2013-08-28 09:53:11 UTC
add to NEX-store some exotic clothes, like ponchos, sombreros, ninja suits, clown suits etc.
Niob Bardieu
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#300 - 2013-08-28 09:55:01 UTC
Make ISBoxer a standard feature of the Eve client.