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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Lug Muad'Dib
Funk'in Hole
#2921 - 2014-12-20 09:56:19 UTC
Combat Recons will now be permanently undetectable by directional scanners
Tyranis Marcus
Bloody Heathens
#2922 - 2014-12-20 12:17:08 UTC
Free slushpuppies delivered by aerial drone to all Eve Online subscribers houses.

Do not run. We are your friends.

Titus Veridius
Calamitous-Intent
#2923 - 2014-12-20 13:30:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Titus Veridius
Arbitrarily rename characters with benign names that can only be construed as offensive in the mind of a person looking for offense, and using google to find a colloquial slang context somewhere on earth where such is the case, two weeks prior to the Eve Monument going live, and then draw out the petition process for 2 weeks, stopping FistyMcBumBasher from appearing on the Eve Monument, but allowing character names with explicit references to **** and genocide to be memorialized forever (or until Iceland pulls an Atlantis)

Oh, I'm a year too late. GG.

(rap* actually gets bleeped out of this post. Ahahahaha Fisty.)
Meroa Buelle
Someone Else's Problem
#2924 - 2014-12-20 14:31:09 UTC
allow the players/pilots of EVE legion to pilot a carriers fighters fighter bombers
Khazghoul
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#2925 - 2014-12-20 16:18:10 UTC
Add inelastic collisions with full damage to both ships based on momentum, remaining shield strength, and etc.
tigger digger
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2926 - 2014-12-20 19:32:55 UTC
Put fatigue on jump freighters.
Rob Kashuken
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2927 - 2014-12-20 21:09:21 UTC
Make deployable bubbles not prevent warp for the corp that puts them down.
S7LEVIN Achasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2928 - 2014-12-21 02:33:26 UTC
IdeaChange name for PLEX Idea
- one time per 365 days or doble that.
-your old name can be se on history name like histori corp.
S7LEVIN Achasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2929 - 2014-12-21 02:43:28 UTC
DoomsDay for Batlleship and fleet.

- Locator Head module (this module go on FC battleship or boss of the fleet ...high slot)

- Power Boost Locator Head (this module go in the rest of people of fleet only BS can fit it on high slot) 20 PBLH need to charge the LH..... you need to be in fleet to active it.

(more details ask me) xD
Joe Risalo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2930 - 2014-12-21 03:30:21 UTC
Random drug and alcohol screenings for all Eve pilots..
DUIs will not be tolerated..
Justin Zaine
#2931 - 2014-12-21 08:12:26 UTC
Instead of being able to warp through planets you instead smash into them at lightspeed resulting in some fancy sidewalk art for the local inhabitants.

He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.

He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared.

Justin Zaine
#2932 - 2014-12-21 08:15:02 UTC
Interceptors should be able to Kamakazi themselves into the hulls of enemy ships once they reach a certain speed. Say 6 km/s.

He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.

He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2933 - 2014-12-23 21:41:24 UTC
conga line option for fleet/wing commanders, auto conga's anyone sitting idle within area of effect, prioritizing by wing and squad

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2934 - 2014-12-23 21:43:56 UTC
festive-light/strobe turret module, scripts for different light effects. disco domi for reals

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Black Bonnie
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2935 - 2014-12-24 00:52:09 UTC
Heat ray module that does no damage, but overheats the target's modules randomly over time.
Torsnk
Mustang Capital
#2936 - 2014-12-24 01:08:07 UTC
What's better than a Titan?

Simple...

An F'ing Death Star!

Make it happen.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#2937 - 2014-12-24 02:43:33 UTC
Tora Bushido for csm enough said.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#2938 - 2014-12-24 03:40:00 UTC
Zimmer Jones wrote:
conga line option for fleet/wing commanders, auto conga's anyone sitting idle within area of effect, prioritizing by wing and squad


F***in' yes.

Sauce.

Titus Veridius
Calamitous-Intent
#2939 - 2014-12-24 17:44:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Titus Veridius
1. Go ahead with the hotly debated dscan immunity change to Combat Recons, but prudently remove the only non-controversial, widely accepted, and highly praised proposed buff to their resist profile.

2. Do not hire Sard Caid and do not fire Kil2.
SFM Hobb3s
Perkone
Caldari State
#2940 - 2014-12-24 19:07:45 UTC
Talking in local results in significant overheating. Posting links in local causes random modules to burn out.