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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Lugh Crow-Slave
#2861 - 2014-11-25 01:15:43 UTC
seed all items into the market

BLOPS Hauler
The 16.8km Bubble
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#2862 - 2014-11-25 02:15:01 UTC
Remove moderation from all areas of the forums, and make the forum notices pop up in game.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#2863 - 2014-11-25 07:08:46 UTC
Battleships that are actually battlesuits which let you punch the enemy and equip a Global Oriented Attack Total Sensory Exploder, Known by the the acronym GOATSE.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#2864 - 2014-11-25 08:34:09 UTC
SP loss for shiptoasting on the forums.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#2865 - 2014-11-25 09:48:50 UTC
nestors can enter class 1 wormholes because of 20millions kilogram mass?
nestor is battleship with battlecruiser mass
wentrox
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2866 - 2014-11-25 11:02:09 UTC
Dynamic systems security statuses.
wentrox
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2867 - 2014-11-25 11:19:31 UTC
Module that can tractor out any ship from the pos field.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2868 - 2014-11-25 12:54:54 UTC
Ship cleaning consumables that come with a dps rating if used on Minmatar vessels...
wentrox
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2869 - 2014-11-25 12:56:53 UTC
When subscription ends - charcters starts loosing sp Tick-tack-tick-tack xD
Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#2870 - 2014-11-25 14:15:52 UTC
Players under 30 days get a 2x DPS modifier across all weapons. Twisted

Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together -  Fleet-Up.com
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#2871 - 2014-11-25 17:02:42 UTC
Ships with smartbomb bonuses

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
TheExtruder
TheExtruder Corporation
#2872 - 2014-11-25 17:20:29 UTC
time bomb. a bomb with a timer. tick tack
DaRk'TaLoN90
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#2873 - 2014-11-25 18:28:22 UTC
Make FoF missiles prefer target painted targets, when fired with no target locked.
DaRk'TaLoN90
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#2874 - 2014-11-25 18:42:13 UTC
Interdictor launcher mines that decay an hour after being deployed or when the parent ship, dies, docks up, or launches too many mines; Can launch up to a limit of 5 mines, based on skills.
Godfrey Silvarna
Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
#2875 - 2014-11-25 18:43:42 UTC
Complement Defender Missiles with Point Defense Guns.
Fonton
Robot Head
#2876 - 2014-11-28 06:58:42 UTC
Remove 1remap/year with 1 point/month mechanic.
Ceawlin Cobon-Han
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2877 - 2014-11-28 20:05:57 UTC
Start a topic called The 'one-line bad idea' thread
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2878 - 2014-11-30 01:27:35 UTC
Jettison deployed Chaff to scramble sentry drones. s/m/l drones have smartbombs, so chaff just to confuse sentrys.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2879 - 2014-11-30 02:55:20 UTC
A 50% chance of a wormhole throwing you into a random station

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Evora Pirkibo
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#2880 - 2014-11-30 06:57:04 UTC
Create an ai feature for alts.

On a long enough timeline, the life expectancy of everyone drops to zero.