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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Tedd Haggard
Banana Co.
#2761 - 2014-10-03 00:57:38 UTC
A module that bluffs your ship type in D-scan.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2762 - 2014-10-03 02:09:46 UTC
new JF role, Capital Stealth Bomber

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#2763 - 2014-10-03 08:44:48 UTC
Officer drugs.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
D3m0n sam
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#2764 - 2014-10-03 10:31:21 UTC
Rozhkov wrote:
Stargate fatigue. Sometimes it naturally gets overused, delays some jumps over others, or simply says it doesn't feel like letting you jump.


Already implemented It's called TiDi
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2765 - 2014-10-03 14:19:43 UTC
battle fatigue, more for smaller ships, they get more stress. Cap ships get none, so slow, so big, so chill and give people a reason to skill cap ships to 1.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2766 - 2014-10-03 14:21:21 UTC
market fatigue, max out trades for the 5 min window, have to take drugs to continue for another round, get a one day multiple stacking penalty for each time.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2767 - 2014-10-03 14:23:51 UTC
miner fatigue... afk fatigue, cloak stress, **** cage stress leading to automatic suicides, suicide fatigue.. it goes on

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
FR8 Actor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2768 - 2014-10-03 21:25:12 UTC
character market through flashplayer or in-game java.

Yellow Pages Mailling List
Metal-Beard
Rockstar federation
#2769 - 2014-10-03 21:46:10 UTC
coloured jet streams that write messages like "eat my stardust"
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2770 - 2014-10-04 20:14:25 UTC
NPC versions of "the new order," simple behaviors to code, and limited vocab needed for chatbots.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2771 - 2014-10-04 20:15:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
NPC miners competing in ore belts, no ore on market, just a resource race, limited whining script for chatbots

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Samuel Wess
Doomheim
#2772 - 2014-10-06 23:49:55 UTC
Transition period from out of game (logged off) to logged in, to prevent logoff traps (this is cheating and not within game mechanics).

Walk into the club like "What up? I got a big cockpit!"
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2773 - 2014-10-07 01:06:42 UTC
the ability to directly launch corpses into space, and anchor them. And any living commodities, which then become corpses.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Edie Riggs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2774 - 2014-10-07 09:52:47 UTC
Add cannibal midgets to all high sec stations.
JohnPaulJones
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2775 - 2014-10-08 13:26:36 UTC
Allow The Mittani full developer access to EVE. NOTE: This may or may not be a bad idea.
Zoltar Nosisk
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#2776 - 2014-10-08 13:27:24 UTC
Buff warp disruptor range
TAckermassacker
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2777 - 2014-10-08 17:24:21 UTC
allow moving while cyno active
Wolf Incaelum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2778 - 2014-10-08 17:30:01 UTC
Here's a bad idea. Make hisec safer.

ANARCHYFOREVAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Queotzcatl
RENEGADES YIY HEKATEK
#2779 - 2014-10-09 19:45:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Queotzcatl
If I shot a container with a toxic cloud inside collected with a special module for the Prospect (!) and it blows up in front of jita market, am I responsible of threatening high sec safety?
Leonard Nimoy II
Doomheim
#2780 - 2014-10-09 20:19:18 UTC
Bring back the loot-spew from data/relic cans. Big smile