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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2461 - 2014-05-26 16:16:28 UTC
Forced remote repair module.... for those days when you feel neglected by your logistics pilot.

Is that my two cents or yours?
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2462 - 2014-05-26 16:20:17 UTC
Mass increase rig... taking bumping to the next level

Is that my two cents or yours?
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2463 - 2014-05-26 16:23:35 UTC  |  Edited by: w3ak3stl1nk
Ship with bonus to smart bomb damage?

Is that my two cents or yours?
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2464 - 2014-05-26 16:52:42 UTC
Giant billboards on POS laboratory and assembly modules that show exactly what jobs the module is running.
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2465 - 2014-05-26 16:53:58 UTC
BMX in Stations
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2466 - 2014-05-26 16:56:27 UTC
Billboard that stated last person to do a pod kill in system

Is that my two cents or yours?
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2467 - 2014-05-26 16:58:50 UTC
captains quarters television show interactive movie on eve lore?

Is that my two cents or yours?
NearNihil
Jump Drive Appreciation Society
#2468 - 2014-05-26 22:20:26 UTC
Missions in which 2 players are randomly matched and put in a battle to pod-death in a system somewhere. Rewards scale with what your ship + implants cost at current market value.
NearNihil
Jump Drive Appreciation Society
#2469 - 2014-05-26 22:23:27 UTC
Confirmed bots/cheaters/badposters are forced to sing any (or all?) of CCP's Permaband's songs, which are then published publicly to the internet, then their characters are nailed to the nearest Blood Raider ship and finally get banned.
Elvis Brooker
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2470 - 2014-05-26 22:25:57 UTC
Jovians are revealed to be Kerbals in rubber masks.
Eli Hakomairos
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2471 - 2014-05-27 00:02:19 UTC
Elvis Brooker wrote:
Jovians are revealed to be Kerbals in rubber masks.

I ******* knew it.

reverse tracking rates for large and small weapons.
Raw Matters
Brilliant Starfire
#2472 - 2014-05-27 17:25:06 UTC
Make tractor beams also pull ships towards you.
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2473 - 2014-05-28 19:13:33 UTC
Cut scenes when entering missions and complexes.
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2474 - 2014-05-28 20:28:35 UTC
a smart bomb that does no damage and pushes lootable unanchored objects away

Is that my two cents or yours?
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2475 - 2014-05-28 20:35:35 UTC
Heavy drones should grapple targets with giant claws as they shoot at it....or a webber

Is that my two cents or yours?
Sarnia Aldurad
Stellar Winds Consortium
#2476 - 2014-05-28 20:35:48 UTC
CCP Rise wrote:
If enough suicide ganks happen in a given high sec system, it eventually turns to low sec.


Love this but the reverse needs to be true as well:: Kill enough RATS in lowsec and it turns into Hisec.
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2477 - 2014-05-28 20:37:14 UTC
Heavy drones should shoot missles?

Is that my two cents or yours?
Sorana Bonzari
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2478 - 2014-05-28 20:44:08 UTC
Reduce the HP of Geckos and release a few hundred BPO's on the market
Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2479 - 2014-05-29 11:00:55 UTC
Agro session timer when switching to suspect, no docking for you theif!
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2480 - 2014-05-29 13:44:18 UTC
Explosive gecko does x2 damage but have 1hp in shield armor and hull

Is that my two cents or yours?