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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Mikami Ibitsu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2421 - 2014-05-17 21:17:32 UTC
Every time you 0.01, you lose 1m.
Mikami Ibitsu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2422 - 2014-05-17 21:23:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Mikami Ibitsu
remove region limit for Visibility /Procurement /Marketing /Daytrading /SupplyChain Management /Scientific Networking skill at lvl 5
Mikami Ibitsu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2423 - 2014-05-17 21:25:51 UTC
Everytime an item is sold, the market quickbar is deleted.
Mikami Ibitsu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2424 - 2014-05-17 21:27:06 UTC
Allow the ability to join any corp channel without being in the said corp.
Mikami Ibitsu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2425 - 2014-05-17 21:32:23 UTC
A Galaxy Star Map tab that shows in which system there are titan jobs in progress.
Felix Judge
Regnum Ludorum
#2426 - 2014-05-17 22:18:26 UTC
Spaceships that look like phalli, or appear to have faces.
Felix Judge
Regnum Ludorum
#2427 - 2014-05-17 22:42:55 UTC
Windows for the space stations and outposts to look outside!
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2428 - 2014-05-17 22:47:09 UTC
Give highsec players a mining titan to stop them from leveling up their mission running raven.

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Marsha Mallow
#2429 - 2014-05-17 23:09:34 UTC
Make Gevlon a Dev

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Suzariel Kel-Paten
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2430 - 2014-05-18 00:03:58 UTC
Put up an actual theme park in each faction's trade hub, rather than calling the whole place a theme park.

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CETA Elitist
The Prometheus Society
#2431 - 2014-05-18 00:05:45 UTC
Buff missiles.
Suzariel Kel-Paten
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2432 - 2014-05-18 00:37:58 UTC
The equivalent of pepper spray. While the effect is in place, causes the target's overview and gauges to stop working, and he can't see where he's going.

BadWrongFun Blog
More11o
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2433 - 2014-05-18 00:53:42 UTC
Change 'Jump to first Dev post' to 'Jump to next Dev Post'
Suzariel Kel-Paten
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2434 - 2014-05-18 01:03:04 UTC
Come up with a new enemy much scarier than Sansha that is at least partly run by devs, and randomly select one region a month in high, low, or null to invade. No mercy, and as much destruction as possible. No patterns, nothing that could be reliably gamed.

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Elvis Brooker
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2435 - 2014-05-18 14:02:18 UTC
Sound effects for turrets and missiles to be changed to recordings of the devs making "pew! pew!", "zorch!" and "brrrrwoooshhbooom" noises.
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#2436 - 2014-05-18 22:53:03 UTC
Suzariel Kel-Paten wrote:
Come up with a new enemy much scarier than Sansha that is at least partly run by devs, and randomly select one region a month in high, low, or null to invade. No mercy, and as much destruction as possible. No patterns, nothing that could be reliably gamed.


in order to not be gameable - this should be DEVs in completely OP ships, fitting whatever they feel like that day/week/month, it would have to be completely human controlled, though maybe by only a few humans - no NPC's

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2437 - 2014-05-19 21:40:50 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Give highsec players a mining titan to stop them from leveling up their mission running raven.

High sec mining titans should have mining doomsdays able to obliterate (and harvest) entire asteroid belts, that could be used completely AFK. In fact, you would not even have to log in to get the ore.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2438 - 2014-05-19 21:42:20 UTC
Give Nestor a cloak. A big red cloak with stylished "S" in it.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2439 - 2014-05-19 21:59:36 UTC
Client side characters.
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2440 - 2014-05-20 03:57:47 UTC
New passive-agressive drone setting.