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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Katarr Ne'asirr
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2401 - 2014-05-16 09:05:04 UTC
create a death ray that can be only fited in to shuttles and specilied ammo for it made out of flags with a sign "pif-paf"
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2402 - 2014-05-16 09:12:51 UTC
self replicating cloaked mines. cough cough WHs
Anthar Thebess
#2403 - 2014-05-16 10:50:23 UTC
Sansha incursion in sov space that will be ignored - will finally destroy all sov connected infrastructure , and loose of sovereignty.

Stop discrimination, help in a fight against terrorists

Show your support to The Cause!
Darin Vanar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2404 - 2014-05-16 11:13:45 UTC
Tooltips in the form of "Did you know?" that pop up randomly in the middle of your screen with little known EVE trivia, accompanied by a bubble sound, for when they 'pop up'.
Darin Vanar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2405 - 2014-05-16 11:17:37 UTC
Tooltips that have their own tooltips.
Auduin Samson
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2406 - 2014-05-16 12:32:42 UTC
Add a function that automatically uploads the patch notes to this thread every time a new update is released.
Billius Zabub
Beelzebub Corp
#2407 - 2014-05-16 13:22:53 UTC
Make traveling through a wormhole have a random chance of something strange happening (e.g. ship damage, modules disabled, implant malfunction, exiting elsewhere, getting trapped inside [mini-game?], coming out ejected from your ship 10k away from it, cargo has fedo in it, wearing a different shirt, etc.).
Darin Vanar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2408 - 2014-05-16 13:27:47 UTC
Fire experienced developer teams, and hire interns to save on costs.
Shivanthar
#2409 - 2014-05-16 13:31:18 UTC
Make it so that when we engage micro-warp drive, very fainted version of "warp corridor" appears. Roll

_Half _the lies they tell about me **aren't **true.
Vadeim Rizen
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2410 - 2014-05-16 14:43:20 UTC
One time use suicide bombing frigate. Operates as a torpedo, you MWD around until you get in range of a target, activate your one module and it explodes. does tornado-like alpha to anything within a 10km radius. Has 1 mid-slot to fit an mwd.

wait...... this isn't a bad idea.... I LOVE THIS IDEA.
Sorana Bonzari
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2411 - 2014-05-16 15:32:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Sorana Bonzari
Collision Damage O.o .... and damage when ships blowup as well (scale with size of ship)
Malafet
FREE-TRADE
#2412 - 2014-05-16 16:36:27 UTC
Allow moons to be destroyed by players that have moon harvester, ie they can choose to mine the moon until destruction but gain no resources!

(Strategy)
Blastil
Aideron Robotics
Aideron Robotics.
#2413 - 2014-05-16 16:39:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Blastil
Minmatar/Caldari pirate crossover, speed , ECM, and Autocannons bonus. Shocked
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#2414 - 2014-05-16 17:00:55 UTC
Ability to preload completed parts of next patch or two.

Wait wrong thread...
Snopzet
Inglourious Squirrels
That Escalated Quickly.
#2415 - 2014-05-16 17:21:47 UTC
Hide player list in local chat, remove d-scan and instead add the estimated location of ships to the sensor overlay with a limited range of 8-15 AU Twisted
God's Apples
Wilderness
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#2416 - 2014-05-16 21:14:58 UTC
Tooltips on your overview that give you useless information like telling me an incursus is a frigate or something named "beacon" is a beacon instead of useful things like full name, corp, and alliance ticker when I hover over someone's name. But thanks because now my overview has to take up half my screen with the new columns so that I can see this apparently "useless" information when I don't feel like going through 3 menus to see info on the player.

This would probably be the smallest thing that would cause the most annoyance in my gameplay experience. Oh wait, it already does.

"Hydra Reloaded are just jealous / butthurt on me / us because we can get tons of PVP action in empire while they aren't good enough to get that." - NightmareX
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#2417 - 2014-05-16 23:53:04 UTC
Every time you log in, you have a chance of catching a fatal disease, you much clone out or it will randomly kill your char if caught and you will not clone. Perma death!

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
CRAZYCAJUN
Mandingo's Minions
#2418 - 2014-05-17 02:08:08 UTC
I've got the worst idea ever!!!!

Lets make faction standings completely unnecessary for anchoring pos's in hi sec!!!!

This way we just screw the hell out of everything! YAY!!!!
Kassasis Dakkstromri
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2419 - 2014-05-17 06:21:24 UTC
Make permanent: "Warning: Are you sure you want to proceed with this action" dialogue popup; Do not remind me toggle feature removed.


Because it's important to always play safe!

CCP you are bad at EVE... Stop potential silliness ~ Solo Wulf
Mikami Ibitsu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2420 - 2014-05-17 20:48:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Mikami Ibitsu
Allow toons to have an infinite number of manufacturing/research jobs running simultaneously.