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zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2341 - 2014-05-07 06:20:00 UTC
a new medium or heavy drone type that can follow targets in warp like fighters
Althalus Stenory
Flying Blacksmiths
#2342 - 2014-05-07 07:55:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Althalus Stenory
A "PermaBand" or "CCP Guard" (or any DEV) mascot item, just like exotic dancers :D

EsiPy - Python 2.7 / 3.3+ Swagger Client based on pyswagger for ESI
MrValera
A Remedy For The Mad
#2343 - 2014-05-07 08:07:33 UTC
Change Carriers and Supercarriers Fighter bay to Ship bay so that they can jump other players around with them.
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2344 - 2014-05-07 08:40:19 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
Give ISD''s CCL division members access to CONCORD battleships once in a while on TQ to hunt down forum trolls in game.



You're onto something big there!!!
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2345 - 2014-05-07 10:57:25 UTC
kamikaze drones
Jur Tissant
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2346 - 2014-05-07 21:06:57 UTC
Showcasing your strippers in CQ, right alongside your wall of corpses.
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#2347 - 2014-05-07 21:35:43 UTC
Jur Tissant wrote:
Showcasing your strippers in CQ, right alongside your wall of corpses.

they're not corpses - they're companions!

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
NearNihil
Jump Drive Appreciation Society
#2348 - 2014-05-07 21:45:59 UTC  |  Edited by: NearNihil
An implant that acts like an interdiction nullifier for your ship and pod.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2349 - 2014-05-08 03:07:34 UTC
MrValera wrote:
Change Carriers and Supercarriers Fighter bay to Ship bay so that they can jump other players around with them.


Cyno's, just saying.
Kaultyrr Feirynn
Strength Through Factual Unification
#2350 - 2014-05-09 06:48:46 UTC
When industrial teams are introduced, allow viral agents (a PI good) to have a chance of escaping their labs and infecting the industrial teams. Ditto for DUST bunnies.
Maximus Aerelius
PROPHET OF ENIGMA
#2351 - 2014-05-09 09:39:08 UTC
Adding this from 'Other Minion' what a gem:

"Why doesn't CCP add an achievement system much like other games...Give them points and badges they can display"

What's that I hear in the distance...Permaband...what's that you say? "HTFU!" Lol

[b]Fast Character Switching "XP Stylee" Undocking - More Routes Out of Station[/b] Here's my tear jar > |_| < Fill 'er up!
Belinda HwaFang
Coreli Corporation
Pandemic Legion
#2352 - 2014-05-09 10:35:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Belinda HwaFang
Overhaul ECM so that if successful it turns the screen of the target player black. Locks are broken and any attempt to activate a targeted module locks and fires on a random target.
Rdubs
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2353 - 2014-05-10 03:58:52 UTC
Rats do **** moves randomly, like set up a bubbled gate camp in null sec or bubble a nullsec station and camp the hell out of it. The ferocity and magnitude of the jerkage requires players to coordinate a response / form a fleet to respond.

Or, rats form a big fleet of tackle frigs and elite cruisers and warp around system to system raiding ratting sites trying to catch ratters, also requiring players to form up to extinguish the rat gang.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#2354 - 2014-05-10 04:17:58 UTC
Rdubs wrote:
Rats do **** moves randomly, like set up a bubbled gate camp in null sec or bubble a nullsec station and camp the hell out of it. The ferocity and magnitude of the jerkage requires players to coordinate a response / form a fleet to respond.

Or, rats form a big fleet of tackle frigs and elite cruisers and warp around system to system raiding ratting sites trying to catch ratters, also requiring players to form up to extinguish the rat gang.

Adding to this: Rats no longer spawn in belts but gather instead in a fleet equivalent to the accumulated belt spawns and attack a target in the belts that they have a good chance in destroying.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
MidnightWyvern
Fukamichi Corporation
SAYR Galactic
#2355 - 2014-05-10 04:35:48 UTC
Being able to get out of your pod inside your ship and command your ship from the bridge, Star Trek style.

Rattati Senpai noticed us! See you in the next FPS!

Alts: Saray Wyvern, Mobius Wyvern (Dust 514)
Darin Vanar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2356 - 2014-05-10 05:48:48 UTC
Make mining require you to get out of your ship and get within 5m of the rock so you can mine it with a personal laser gun and jetpack kit in order to haul the ore back to the ship in batches of 50m3.
Suzariel Kel-Paten
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2357 - 2014-05-10 06:04:30 UTC
Customizable voices for Aura, like they have for TomTom.

(Personally, I'd like a male computer voice who tells me I look *fabulous* today.)

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Darin Vanar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2358 - 2014-05-10 07:09:29 UTC
Redo the voice for Aura all-together, going for a "distinctly different sound", while springing it on the player base without any prior feedback or notice.
LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2359 - 2014-05-10 11:54:45 UTC
Change the round on manufacturing to be at the job rather than run level, make a bunch more ways to reduce material needs, and then always round up; that way, to get a good production price on billion ISK capital ships you'll have to produce them in large run count jobs.
LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2360 - 2014-05-10 11:56:53 UTC
Create some feature for industry where REALLY large mega alliances can use their vast wealth and numbers of players to buy massive advantages that smaller corps, where the majority of players actually play, simply won't be able to afford. Perhaps you could call it "teams".