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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2301 - 2014-05-03 08:16:20 UTC
Corpse tanking: Select the corpses in your cargo hold you want to add to your tank and then click "strap outside the ship" for a few points of corpse tanking per corpse used. Repping it can be done with the use of "scoop" and "strap."

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia

1c3crysta1
Silent Majority.
Aspartame.
#2302 - 2014-05-03 14:01:13 UTC  |  Edited by: 1c3crysta1
Reintroduce Earth.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#2303 - 2014-05-03 16:41:29 UTC
Now remodel the Rifter.
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#2304 - 2014-05-03 16:56:11 UTC
Rapid Cruise/Torpedo Missile Launchers for Capitals.
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2305 - 2014-05-04 02:33:44 UTC
bumping a ship makes you stick to them
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2306 - 2014-05-04 02:35:02 UTC
module that swaps your ship for the target
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2307 - 2014-05-04 02:42:41 UTC
ammo that bumps things instead of damaging
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2308 - 2014-05-04 02:47:24 UTC
pilotable moons
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2309 - 2014-05-04 02:57:44 UTC
minmatar pilots can get out and throw rocks
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2310 - 2014-05-04 03:07:39 UTC
module that forces its target to cloak
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2311 - 2014-05-04 03:12:32 UTC
deployable turret that attacks everyone including you
Suzariel Kel-Paten
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2312 - 2014-05-04 04:00:06 UTC
Pidgeon, I scared my cats laughing at your posts. ;-)
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2313 - 2014-05-04 05:22:27 UTC
make minmatar capital ships by crashing a bunch of cruisers together
MrTheGeoff
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2314 - 2014-05-04 07:36:21 UTC
Tractor beams can be deployed on objects larger than your ship (including freighters, stargates and stations) causing you to move towards the object instead of the other way around.
Antihrist Pripravnik
Scorpion Road Industry
#2315 - 2014-05-04 07:55:55 UTC
Adaptive camouflage for ships that make your ship look and show on overview like something else.
Gawain Edmond
Khanid Bureau of Industry
#2316 - 2014-05-04 09:36:12 UTC
let devs run for the csm!!
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#2317 - 2014-05-04 11:30:37 UTC
Pidgeon Saissore wrote:
pilotable moons

That's called a Death Star =)
Jaz Antollare
UrAnus Probing Squad
#2318 - 2014-05-04 11:38:41 UTC
Make a ship that can 1 vs 10 everyone, even itself!
Jaz Antollare
UrAnus Probing Squad
#2319 - 2014-05-04 11:41:20 UTC
The next one is for salvagers and mining lasers to do some damage, so fleets of hulks and noctises can devour not only wrecks and asteroids but, slowly take apart combat ships! >:D
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2320 - 2014-05-04 22:14:34 UTC
stars that travel around system and eat people