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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Yendaj
THE FINAL STAND
The Final Stand.
#61 - 2013-08-13 13:25:41 UTC


While you are comtemplating fleet compositions, you might want to rethink allowing

Kai86 to FC battleship fleets against Carebears =/

He just doesn't have that great a record against people who actually fight back Lol
Heluene Keller
Doomheim
#62 - 2013-08-13 14:16:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Heluene Keller
Yendaj wrote:


He just doesn't have that great a record against people who actually fight back Lol



*Inserts obligatory drawl suggesting snarkily that he join Marmite if this is the case etc... etc...*

Not my words, theirs.
Akshel Darmazaf
Yautjas
#63 - 2013-08-13 14:43:56 UTC
Yendaj wrote:


While you are comtemplating fleet compositions, you might want to rethink allowing

Kai86 to FC battleship fleets against Carebears =/

He just doesn't have that great a record against people who actually fight back Lol



Please, show me where Kai touched you...


Bump!

Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Mercs / KB
Immortal Chrono Pimpin
Codename-47
Avocado Cartel
#64 - 2013-08-13 15:07:24 UTC
Been in there fleets and comms, Real cool guys that know what there doing.
Dark 0verlord
The Terrifying League Of Dog Fort
Deepwater Hooligans
#65 - 2013-08-13 23:19:30 UTC
Yendaj wrote:


While you are comtemplating fleet compositions, you might want to rethink allowing

Kai86 to FC battleship fleets against Carebears =/

He just doesn't have that great a record against people who actually fight back Lol




Don't listen to whatever this scrub says. He is ********. "I AM A TRUE HERETIC" ******.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#66 - 2013-08-14 06:55:31 UTC
Dark 0verlord wrote:
Yendaj wrote:


While you are comtemplating fleet compositions, you might want to rethink allowing

Kai86 to FC battleship fleets against Carebears =/

He just doesn't have that great a record against people who actually fight back Lol




Don't listen to whatever this scrub says. He is ********. "I AM A TRUE HERETIC" ******.


It's true I've never met a more manly player in Eve, stroke my e-peen or I'll cry.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#67 - 2013-08-14 06:58:38 UTC
True mercs with great leadership and a competent crew. Hire them.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#68 - 2013-08-14 14:28:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
We at Devils feel the discriminating connoisseur shouldn't pay filet-mignon prices, only to get mass-produced hamburger.

If you have someone you want actively hunted and substantively harmed, or if you just want some agressor who wardecced you given the tranny-surprise, then the Devil's Warrior Alliance is for you.

""Please stop. I have a ******* life. I don't have time to plan ops to **** with you guys all day. "
...
"Laivas is one of my closest and dearest friends and she nearly quit over this incident. When I start losing the friends that matter most to me, this game will no longer hold any meaning for me whatsoever. I'm not here for the PVP. I'm here for the friendships, and this war is straining them."
...
"Those three weeks were miserable. We could not fight your alliance."

Join the 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel today to get pricing options that can fit any CEO's budget, operators are standing by and discretion is always assured.

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Akshel Darmazaf
Yautjas
#69 - 2013-08-16 11:57:02 UTC
Give us more contracts guys!


BUMP Big smile

Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Mercs / KB
Aki Uurtem
Relapse Anonymous
Sedition.
#70 - 2013-08-16 16:38:05 UTC
Friendly bump. Good pilots and a good group of dudes. Been busy so haven't had as many fights with them as I'd like but it's been pretty fun so far.
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#71 - 2013-08-17 08:10:28 UTC
Aki Uurtem wrote:
Friendly bump. Good pilots and a good group of dudes. Been busy so haven't had as many fights with them as I'd like but it's been pretty fun so far.

I'm just happy to have targets shoot back! I've had to resort to jita 1v1s and suspect logi baiting to counteract the boredom I've had from camping marmite

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#72 - 2013-08-19 18:14:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Not since the combining of chocolate with peanut-butter have two elements been put together to such great effect, as a besieged EvE corporation with The Devil's Warrior Alliance.

If you have a chihuahua humping your corp members legs everywhere they go, peeing on every trade hub carpet or messing with your POS, we have the highly skilled and motivated pilots who will go bawls deep to whack that doggie on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

Hell, let's be honest, we will kill that little mutt with fire, then put 'gf's up in local while simultaneously getting BJ's from supermodels...

Now where else can you get that level of service? That level of panache'?

There is no level we won't go to so your hard earned ISKies get you the pain inflicting value only a discriminating merc customer like yourself deserves.

Don't wait, we have pricing plans for the most modest of CEO's -- contact a Devil in 'The Gates of Hell' chat today!

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#73 - 2013-08-21 15:07:27 UTC
McDonalds is everywhere, its the biggest.

You can walk to almost any street corner and within moments spot those golden arches beckoning to you with gastrointestinal delights that promise to tingle the senses, and stupefy the mind, all for a low low cost and a delightful minx in polyester thrown in asking 'would you like fries with that?'...

But then, as you hunch over a puke bucket, or bazooka blast the interior of your toilet bowl, you realize that McDonalds is high-volume, low quality, crap. Like mystery ingredient Chinese food from that other restaraunt down the road, you are left feeling hungry hours after eating. Unfilled. Empty. Unsatisfied...

You want steak.

You want to walk into a small fine steak restaurant and in paying hard earned dollars be presented with a meal that not only delights the senses, but fills your soul with meaty goodness that leaves you satisfied for days afterward...

The Devil's Warrior Alliance is steak.

From the moment you walk into our restaurant you will be treated like the king you are, not a mass volume number to be served crap on a bun, and forgotten moments later. Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.

Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat today, and the fillet mignon of merc services can be yours.

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Slaveflogger Gall
Goatausorus Rex CO.
Roid Suckers
#74 - 2013-08-21 16:00:47 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
I wish, and desire, to have you in my bed. For cheap would be satisfying. It must be the ego thing.
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#75 - 2013-08-21 17:29:19 UTC
Domineren wrote:
Aki Uurtem wrote:
Friendly bump. Good pilots and a good group of dudes. Been busy so haven't had as many fights with them as I'd like but it's been pretty fun so far.

I'm just happy to have targets shoot back! I've had to resort to jita 1v1s and suspect logi baiting to counteract the boredom I've had from camping marmite


Tell us how this is any different from what you did before devils...
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#76 - 2013-08-21 18:06:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Slaveflogger Gall wrote:
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
I wish, and desire, to have you in my bed. For cheap would be satisfying. It must be the ego thing.


Spurious fast food can fill a quick craving, but deep, penetrating satisfaction of long duration can only come from those who also expect the best, because they deliver the best...only those not above going south for hours to bring you to the release desired, over and over again are worthy...thrusting home with vim and vigor when its time to shift to a more aggressive posture...

The Devil's Warrior Alliance are nothing if not flexible. Your will, our command.

If the ISK is right...

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#77 - 2013-08-24 05:07:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Bump. Don't hate the player....

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#78 - 2013-08-27 15:00:57 UTC
You have enemies and ISK. Our pilots have locator agents and aren't afraid to use them. Unshackled from having to just park ass in trade hubs and pipe systems we will go that extra mile to give your enemies the non-consensual buttsex you've spent hard earned ISKies for...

So isn't it time we hooked up?

Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat channel today, for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#79 - 2013-08-28 19:26:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
You know the difference between McDonalds and Wolfgang Puck...

Between Microsoft and Apple...

Between Peugeot and BMW...

So why are you still driving a car that breaks down, with an onboard computer that blue-screens, on your way to a golden-arches to have your colon blown inside out?

Why the angst?
Why the frustration?

The Devil's Warrior Alliance will get you where you want to go in style, and not leave you stranded at the side of the road like a robbery victim.

The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenary service provider for 9 out of 10 surveyed tear collectors.

Confidentiality assured. Tear collection perfected.

Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat ingame now.

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#80 - 2013-08-30 16:14:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Are you looking for a mercenary to collect tears on your behalf that you can trust?

Do you want a merc that doesn't fake their killboard, or turn around and wardec you just because you stopped paying their 'protection maintenance fees' after you got in bed with them?

The Devil's Warrior Alliance, hunting your targets to the ends of space -- not just humping trade hubs and pipe-gates sipping pina coladas on your ISK...

The Devil's Warrior Alliance, purchased friendship you can count on.

Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat, or convo Lord Razpataz for pricing options that meet any CEO's budget. Confidentiality assured.

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