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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
#781 - 2017-06-06 09:08:50 UTC
hehe, nice....

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Omar Alharazaad
An Interesting Corp
Spectrum Alliance
#782 - 2017-06-06 11:37:34 UTC
Lew Dicrous wrote:
How many other merc outfits have one of these?

That's a supecarrier kill and claiming sovereignty. And that's just in the first two weeks! What will those kooky devils do next?

Stay tuned!

That is a thing of beauty.
Cool

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Omar Alharazaad
An Interesting Corp
Spectrum Alliance
#783 - 2017-06-06 13:34:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
Also. Tora, are you trying to lead PIRAT to our doorstep?
You know we ran away from them to the deep dark so they couldn't find us, right?
Now, here you go, inviting a blob of very expensive T3C's to chase us a meager 45 jumps or so through absolutely safe low and null sec to kick down our newly erected sand castle?

Do you hate us so much? I mean that thing's not even paid for yet!
Next thing we know a bunch of kids in some kind of 'Aluminum Falcon' are gonna drop a torpedo down the thermal exhaust port and we're gonna have to move again. Just because of you, and that derpy engineer who put a critical weakness under a two meter wide hole in the outside of the station.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, MAN! Shocked

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
#784 - 2017-06-07 04:12:31 UTC
Baaldor wrote:
Kaely Tanniss wrote:



Stuff? Do tell...


Stuff, you know, things that make a woman annoyed af, then shortly after make a woman prep sandwiches as she isnt going to be able to make him a sandwich later.....




Kaely doesn't make sandwiches, we've all asked multiple times.
Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
#785 - 2017-06-07 05:27:10 UTC
You chaps took Sov, you devils you, nice one!!!!!!

When the going gets tough the Gankers get their CSM rep to change mechanics in their favour.

Blocked: Teckos Pech, Sonya Corvinus, baltec1, Shae Tadaruwa, Wander Prian, Daichi Yamato, Jonah Gravenstein, Merin Ryskin, Linus Gorp

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#786 - 2017-06-07 05:55:52 UTC
Dracvlad wrote:
You chaps took Sov, you devils you, nice one!!!!!!




But... but.... they can't do that. They're highsec mercs!!!!!! CCP NERF SOMETHING NAOW!!!!!!

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

White Blood Cell1
Doomheim
#787 - 2017-06-07 06:00:41 UTC
Hey Devils can I colonise your new hole with My Huge Premo ........................... Big smile

Just think, all the new inhabitants will look like me and the 2 Doz female exotic dancers we stowed on board!!



I will be Father of a new nation.Big smile
Lew Dicrous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#788 - 2017-06-07 06:13:11 UTC
White Blood Cell1 wrote:
Hey Devils can I colonise your new hole with My Huge Premo ........................... Big smile

Just think, all the new inhabitants will look like me and the 2 Doz female exotic dancers we stowed on board!!



I will be Father of a new nation.Big smile


That is a picture of a Territorial Claim Unit or TCU. It is used as a "flag" in sov null-sec to claim a system and as such displays the logo of the sovereignty-holding alliance. It isn't in a wormhole.

And I somehow doubt those exotic dancers were female. Just a hunch.

It burns when I PVP

White Blood Cell1
Doomheim
#789 - 2017-06-07 06:20:43 UTC  |  Edited by: White Blood Cell1
Lew Dicrous wrote:
White Blood Cell1 wrote:
Hey Devils can I colonise your new hole with My Huge Premo ........................... Big smile

Just think, all the new inhabitants will look like me and the 2 Doz female exotic dancers we stowed on board!!



I will be Father of a new nation.Big smile


That is a picture of a Territorial Claim Unit or TCU. It is used as a "flag" in sov null-sec to claim a system and as such displays the logo of the sovereignty-holding alliance. It isn't in a wormhole.

And I somehow doubt those exotic dancers were female. Just a hunch.


Aww Lew, you spoil all my master plans!!!SadSad


Gunna hav to find another hole to stick my corp....
Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#790 - 2017-06-07 07:08:02 UTC
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
Baaldor wrote:
Kaely Tanniss wrote:



Stuff? Do tell...


Stuff, you know, things that make a woman annoyed af, then shortly after make a woman prep sandwiches as she isnt going to be able to make him a sandwich later.....




Kaely doesn't make sandwiches, we've all asked multiple times.


This is true..make your own damn sammich. Blink

Besides, If your woman can get up and make it to the kitchen afterward, you don't deserve a damn sandwich. Pirate

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
#791 - 2017-06-07 08:57:31 UTC
Kaely Tanniss wrote:
Besides, If your woman can get up and make it to the kitchen afterward, you don't deserve a damn sandwich. Pirate

Never mind sammiches - you owe me a new keyboard! Lol
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
#792 - 2017-06-07 12:02:22 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, MAN! Shocked
Of course not m8. I want to be as hot as the devil(s). Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Omar Alharazaad
An Interesting Corp
Spectrum Alliance
#793 - 2017-06-07 13:11:56 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, MAN! Shocked
Of course not m8. I want to be as hot as the devil(s). Twisted

Only Mortlake can help you with that.
I'm sure he can find you a banana hammock in your size.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#794 - 2017-06-07 13:47:41 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
...banana hammock...

I may need more bourbon....

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

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Omar Alharazaad
An Interesting Corp
Spectrum Alliance
#795 - 2017-06-07 15:22:47 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
...banana hammock...

I may need more bourbon....

Never not more bourbon....
unless you're driving a marauder during wartime and find yourself looking at an enemy POS... thinking to youself 'I'm totally gonna have sex with that.'
Then, you might wanna think about stepping back.
Never go full Omar.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#796 - 2017-06-07 16:06:43 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
...banana hammock...

I may need more bourbon....

Never not more bourbon....
unless you're driving a marauder during wartime and find yourself looking at an enemy POS... thinking to youself 'I'm totally gonna have sex with that.'
Then, you might wanna think about stepping back.
Never go full Omar.

BRO that's when you spawn exotic dancers and setup a strip show around that pos pole...bet Ralph would make it rain on you.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#797 - 2017-06-07 16:34:44 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
...banana hammock...

I may need more bourbon....

Never not more bourbon....
unless you're driving a marauder during wartime and find yourself looking at an enemy POS... thinking to youself 'I'm totally gonna have sex with that.'
Then, you might wanna think about stepping back.
Never go full Omar.

BRO that's when you spawn exotic dancers and setup a strip show around that pos pole...bet Ralph would make it rain on you.

This thread delivers.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
#798 - 2017-07-12 00:40:15 UTC
So I heard we're all slipping into Forum Oblivion at the stroke of some random midnight in the near future... just wanna say... it's been the best ever and I really need the new Forums link... plx plx
Moon Moon Burdy
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#799 - 2017-07-12 03:20:21 UTC
https://meta.eveonline.com/c/general/crime-and-punishment <- the new C&P

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FlipMoe Squad
State War Academy
Caldari State
#800 - 2017-07-12 04:04:36 UTC
I WILL GREET YOU AT THE DOOR. Bring all assets.

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