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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#121 - 2013-09-09 02:49:37 UTC
Mercs. Good ones.

Your ISK, our blasters, their tears.
VegasMirage
Syndicate Enterprise
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#122 - 2013-09-09 15:31:12 UTC
Hire these guys when you want pipe's, undocks, home systems shut down or for targeted harassment.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

PreZiDenT1
Did he say Jump
#123 - 2013-09-09 16:03:50 UTC
Endorsed by me. Feared by many.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#124 - 2013-09-10 14:20:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Remember when you were younger and you enjoyed games like pull my finger, smell my finger and just the tip? Its the nastalgia of those early memories that sustain you today through the drudgery of corporate life, a wife that hates your guts and kids that don't appreciate anything you do for them...

The Devil's Warrior Alliance allows you the besieged CEO to not only purchase pew-capable friends but the resulting stories of us applying holy pew in your name that will sustain your corp membership levels for years to come.

No more members running for the exits whenever an incoming wardec lands.
No more uncomfortable corp town halls where you swallow pride and command all to 'dock up until the war is over'.

Someone once asked Conan, 'Tell me Conan, what is best in life?"
He replied..."To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women"

Conan was right, and he never prohibited outsourcing. Be like Conan. Hire the Devil's Warrior Alliance today.

Contact Lord Razpataz for pricing to fit any CEO's budget. Confidentiality assured. Tear collection perfected.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#125 - 2013-09-11 14:13:16 UTC
Johnnie Blue wrote:
Devil's methods are so effective that I keep them on retainer :-)

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#126 - 2013-09-12 14:36:36 UTC
Marianne Pollard wrote:
Bump for excellent and professional mercs. I've been decced by these guys and, whilst they didn't kill me, they were very smart about the way they handled themselves.

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#127 - 2013-09-13 14:00:40 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
True mercs with great leadership and a competent crew. Hire them.

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#128 - 2013-09-15 03:36:32 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Not since the combining of chocolate with peanut-butter have two elements been put together to such great effect, as a besieged EvE corporation with The Devil's Warrior Alliance.

If you have a chihuahua humping your corp members legs everywhere they go, peeing on every trade hub carpet or messing with your POS, we have the highly skilled and motivated pilots who will go bawls deep to whack that doggie on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

Hell, let's be honest, we will kill that little mutt with fire, then put 'gf's up in local while simultaneously getting BJ's from supermodels...

Now where else can you get that level of service? That level of panache'?

There is no level we won't go to so your hard earned ISKies get you the pain inflicting value only a discriminating merc customer like yourself deserves.

Don't wait, we have pricing plans for the most modest of CEO's -- contact a Devil in 'The Gates of Hell' chat today!

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#129 - 2013-09-16 16:05:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
You have ISK, but what you don't have is a solid pvp team that can take on all comers.

The Devil's Warrior Alliance will negotiate a mercenary contract with you, to deliver a multitude of combat operations in your name, or anonymously...

Not only will we declare & pursue wars against your enemies, but we will also join wars you are a defender on and give your industry corp our proven combat support.

Have someone that you want anonymously griefed? We do that too.

Contact Lord Razpataz today, or join the ingame chat channel 'The Gates Of Hell' to nagotiate terms that can fit any CEO's budget. Quality and discretion assured.
ISD Cura Ursus
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#130 - 2013-09-18 19:19:15 UTC
Empty thread bump deleted.

OP, please post actual content.

ISD Cura Ursus

Lieutenant Commander

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#131 - 2013-09-19 14:15:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Someone ganked you, you want vengeance...
Someone is mining in YOUR system, you want them gone...
Someone declared war on you, you want them dead...

But without your own gang of highly motivated combat toons, what are you to do?

Hire the Devils Warrior Alliance.

The Devil's Warrior Alliance will make sure you get the satisfaction you deserve, and we won't just take your ISK and camp trade hubs -- we will actively hunt your targets.

Tear generation is our specialty. Delicious, nutritious, tears.

Contact Lord Razpataz today for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.

*First 10 callers will get their targets tears delivered in a crystal decanter shaped like Jessica Alba.
Tom Bodett
Corwan Academy
Kanen Federation
#132 - 2013-10-14 04:12:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Tom Bodett
Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.

I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, and everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.

Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :)
Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#133 - 2013-10-27 17:22:10 UTC
bump!

"Most men would gladly give their souls to the Devil, were he willing to accept them."
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#134 - 2013-11-13 14:30:08 UTC
Rubicon....introducing the ability for player corps to place their own POCO's on planets in HISEC. With this great new feature for HISEC industrial corporations however, comes increased risk...

What do you do when someone puts up a POCO in YOUR system? Worse yet, what do you do when someone declares war on you and starts tearing down YOUR POCO, and you don't have the combat capabilities to defend it?

Thats where we come in.

With a solid track record of taking the fight to our clients enemies, The Devil's Warrior Alliance stands ready to either kick down your enemies sand castle (POCO), or help you defend yours.

When Rubicon drops, you just need make one call and your problems go away. Contact Lord Razpataz for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#135 - 2013-11-14 21:08:03 UTC
Our fingers, your enemies bumms.

Why get your fingers dirty?

Hire The Devils Warrior Alliance to do your dirty work for you. When some jackhole plops a POCO in your system, or starts messing with yours, you can count on us to give him the full goatse in your name. Or anonymously, confidentiality assured.

Contact Lord Razpataz today.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#136 - 2013-11-14 22:43:22 UTC
Great set of guys, I support this product.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Vixanda Alzae
Hi-Sec Heroes
#137 - 2013-11-15 13:41:28 UTC
I can't help but wonder why The Devil's Warrior Alliance leadership allows Feyd Rautha Harkonnen to speak for them in the forums. I always considered The Devil's a class act, not just effective, but respectable. But that's not what I see when I read one of his posts here. Yuck! And if I were a potential client, I think I'd be going elsewhere just on the basis of his comments.

If you want an effective group, this is a good one. Sad to see the kind of advertising they've taken up, though.
Jake Patton
G0P-ST0P
P I R A T
#138 - 2013-11-15 14:43:57 UTC
Vixanda Alzae wrote:
... And if I were a potential client, I think I'd be going elsewhere just on the basis of his comments.

It's quite obvious that you're not, because if you were, Feyd posting in his own alliance's thread would not affect your decision to hire them.

So now, show me where he touched you. Were there certain non-lubricated tools involved? If you like I can arrange a private session with Tysinger in his van. I promise you'll feel a lot better afterwards.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#139 - 2013-11-15 14:56:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
"Warblord Razpataz referred to war as being hell in a speech to a large group of young cadets. His famous quote is 'you may think that war is all glory, but it is hell, boys.'

Razpataz understood that in order to fully win a war and put a stop to fighting, you had to destroy the desire and will to fight, not just win tactical battles. He was arguably the first practitioner of 'total war', i.e., taking the war to the POCO's, supplies and people of the enemy, not just attacking the opposing army.

He has been vilified for this, but in reality civilian casualties were quite low wherever his army went (property being another story).

Razpataz, long before he made the war is hell reference has stated 'War is cruelty and you cannot refine it', he truly believed this, and when he made his speech to the cadets, it was to advise them that the actuality of war is in no way a glorious and glamorous affair, it is rather the worst and most harsh, cruel practice that you will ever encounter.

He was both warning and preparing the audience about the reality of war."
Domineren
Stain Corp.
#140 - 2013-11-15 16:36:20 UTC
Vixanda Alzae wrote:
I can't help but wonder why The Devil's Warrior Alliance leadership allows Feyd Rautha Harkonnen to speak for them in the forums. I always considered The Devil's a class act, not just effective, but respectable. But that's not what I see when I read one of his posts here. Yuck! And if I were a potential client, I think I'd be going elsewhere just on the basis of his comments.

If you want an effective group, this is a good one. Sad to see the kind of advertising they've taken up, though.

i wouldnt necessarily call it "advertisement" just a bit of fun


Bump for a top notch merc alliance....that im in -_-

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.