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Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation Round 2
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#121 - 2012-02-11 20:34:25 UTC
Bump

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Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#122 - 2012-02-11 20:43:27 UTC
You receive your bump but your signature is taken away and declared invalid.

I wish for a chance to undo a wine related incident that cost me a girlfriend.

Aaaaaaand relax.
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#123 - 2012-02-12 04:58:20 UTC
Wish granted. In order to prevent a Universe-Ending paradox, a new incident occurs that causes you to lose a limb.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.
And I don't want there to be any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any of your other surprises, you got that?!

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Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#124 - 2012-02-12 19:47:50 UTC
Wish granted. The turkey is a little dry.

I wish I could do this.
Who would like to buy a melon?  Madame, would you like to buy a--   ...oh. I see you've already got some.   Who would like to buy a melon?
Sasha Khaine
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#125 - 2012-02-12 20:43:39 UTC
Granted, though the link sent me to a video of a man eating his own head.

I wish I had the ability to teleport wherever and whenever I wanted without any chance of failure or risk of getting hurt or hurting someone else in the universe. The effect would also make me invincible and impervious to all forms of damage, even death itself couldn't kill me.

[center]"The entire British empire was built on cups of tea... and if you think I'm going to war without one mate. You're mistaken."[/center]
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#126 - 2012-02-12 21:24:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
Sasha Khaine wrote:
Granted, though the link sent me to a video of a man eating his own head.

I wish I had the ability to teleport wherever and whenever I wanted without any chance of failure or risk of getting hurt or hurting someone else in the universe. The effect would also make me invincible and impervious to all forms of damage, even death itself couldn't kill me.

Critical Exstence Failure. Death is a He, not an It. And everytime you teleport, it requires Zero Point Energy (that is ALOT of power), and the only way to generate that energy is by bridging your universe with another one, thus creating Entropy Particles which tear a hole in the fabric of that universe, eventually destroying it. You didn't hurt anyone in your own universe, but you just destroyed another one. And then some jackass in another alternate universe tries the same thing you did, and it destroys your universe.

I wish I had the powers of the Hypnotic Southern General.

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#127 - 2012-02-13 00:01:17 UTC
Granted, but you are surrounded by black people

I wish George Lucas made better Star Wars movies.

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#128 - 2012-02-17 05:29:53 UTC
Wish granted. They all come in the form of 3D Re-Releases of the originals.

I wish I could sleep comfortably on this couch for once.

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#129 - 2012-02-19 07:51:16 UTC
Repeating Wish

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Cierejai
Biofuel Productions
#130 - 2012-02-19 09:32:55 UTC
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
Wish granted. They all come in the form of 3D Re-Releases of the originals.

I wish I could sleep comfortably on this couch for once.



Granted, however you roll over and sleep on your arm and it has to be amputated from the circulation loss.

I wish I had better luck.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#131 - 2012-02-19 20:03:57 UTC
You recieve R2-D2

(I know that isnt corrupt but R2 is too precious to corrupt)

To the post two up, You end having to sleep in the bed I have to sleep in.

Wish: Kevin Smith wasn't fat, so he could freely ride on airplanes, anywhere he wanted to go.

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#132 - 2012-02-20 03:45:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
rodyas wrote:
I wish Kevin Smiith wasn't fat.

Cierejai wrote:
I wish I had better luck.
Wishes granted. All of that fat-matter had to be transported somewhere, and now both of you are fat. However, all of that fat just happens to be the very thing that saves your lives, because you both happen to be on a ship that crashes near Antarctica, and you need your fat to keep yourselves afloat as you swim to the continent, not to mention that you need it to keep yourselves warm. When you get on the continent, you are rescued by a team of pengiuns and then they take you to their underground lab to get the fat of your bodies (and use it to fuel the lamps of some nearby explorers).

I wish I didn't get sick again.

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Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#133 - 2012-02-20 03:48:57 UTC
Wish granted, but you have to sell your soul to the devil, also known as Bill Gates.

I wish I owned a field of Casap (that addictive corn from Stargate) and payed hundreds of addicted servants to farm it.
Who would like to buy a melon?  Madame, would you like to buy a--   ...oh. I see you've already got some.   Who would like to buy a melon?
Willard Mitt Romney
Doomheim
#134 - 2012-02-20 21:37:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Willard Mitt Romney
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius wrote:
Wish granted, but you have to sell your soul to the devil, also known as Bill Gates.

I wish I owned a field of Casap (that addictive corn from Stargate) and payed hundreds of addicted servants to farm it.

Oh, you do own a farm of Casap sir. You would be wealthy due to your initiative and your enterprising use of addicted labor. But, you are under the Obama administration which taxes away all of your profits. And then big government comes in and regulates you out of business. And government entitlement programs take your hard-earned money and squander it all away on entitlement programs. Give-away programs, such as rehabilitating Casap addicts. Or supporting suspect charities such as the Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation.

Now, if I Mitt Romney were President, it would be different. You and all other enterprising Americans of the right type would have your wishes granted. You could thrive and prosper without the influence of big government. That would in turn keep your addicts in jobs. And Mitt Romney is about keeping people in jobs.

I'm Mitt Romney, and I wish to be President of these United States of America.
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#135 - 2012-02-20 23:26:32 UTC
Willard Mitt Romney wrote:
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius wrote:
Wish granted, but you have to sell your soul to the devil, also known as Bill Gates.

I wish I owned a field of Casap (that addictive corn from Stargate) and payed hundreds of addicted servants to farm it.

Oh, you do own a farm of Casap sir. You would be wealthy due to your initiative and your enterprising use of addicted labor. But, you are under the Obama administration which taxes away all of your profits. And then big government comes in and regulates you out of business. And government entitlement programs take your hard-earned money and squander it all away on entitlement programs. Give-away programs, such as rehabilitating Casap addicts. Or supporting suspect charities such as the Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation.

Now, if I Mitt Romney were President, it would be different. You and all other enterprising Americans of the right type would have your wishes granted. You could thrive and prosper without the influence of big government. That would in turn keep your addicts in jobs. And Mitt Romney is about keeping people in jobs.

I'm Mitt Romney, and I wish to be President of these United States of America.

Wish granted. Obama goes on a socialist ragequit and assinates you with the help of the zombified Kim Jung Il and a band of terrorists.

I wish that my laptop didn't suck so badly.

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Kiroma Halandri
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#136 - 2012-02-26 07:24:56 UTC
Which granted. You now have a new vacuum cleaner.

I wish Gallente ships were symmetrical
[center]I'm not Anti-Social,    **I just don't like you.[/center]**
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#137 - 2012-03-01 07:08:19 UTC
Wish granted. Didn't your Velator used to have a bathroom?
Wait, I forgot you were Minmatar.

I wish I was no longer having computer trouble. I want to get back in action.

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#138 - 2012-03-05 07:58:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
My old wish is now invalid. Time for a new one.
I wish for a Shrubbery!

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#139 - 2012-03-05 09:26:28 UTC
You get a new computer, but it runs on Aurum not electricity. Also the hard drive was from a pedophile, and filled with pics of underage kids, and you get busted for them. Also filled with 60 copies of Lindsay Lohan hosting SNL.



Wish I could eat steak and lobster every day.

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#140 - 2012-03-05 19:21:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
Wish granted
You are a dog. You are convicted of attacking a mailman, so you are sent to a canine prison on death row. Thus, they inject cyanide into your steak.

I wish for a shrubbery.

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