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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Rift Tarkken
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3721 - 2015-08-21 22:52:59 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Naked avatars for PLEX.


No, "Bad Ideas" only.
Rift Tarkken
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3722 - 2015-08-21 22:56:11 UTC
A fleet based module that when enough ships apply it against a target ship (BS or smaller) it forces the target ship's pod to eject and takes the targeted ship's mods offline and puts shields and armor to zero.
Dayland Montehouse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3723 - 2015-08-22 01:50:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Dayland Montehouse
Make all [in-game] alcoholic items consumable making pilot drunk; wobblier screen and/or ship control, screen blur, poor gun/missile tracking/guidance, collisions with other ships/objects damages ship/pod and from the night/day of partying you have forgotten the skills you trained for that period.

♫♫ Never gonna lock you up ♫♫ ♫♫ Never gonna web you down ♫♫ ♫♫ Never gonna orbit around and shoot you ♫♫ ♫♫ Never gonna scram your prop ♫♫ ♫♫ Never gonna cyno blops ♫♫ ♫♫ Never gonna p-o-d and loot you ♫♫

Nyalnara
Marauder Initiative
#3724 - 2015-08-22 02:16:40 UTC
New role bonus for the angel cartel pirate line, as addition to the current ones: +200% to smartbombs optimal range.

French half-noob.

Non, je ne suis pas gentil.

Sarra Somers
Freedom Express
#3725 - 2015-08-26 07:38:06 UTC
When it's time for Eve Outposts to be destroyed in favor of Citadels - instead of just deleting Outposts one downtime - Drifter fleets warp around the map destroying all nullsec Outposts in Eve.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3726 - 2015-08-27 00:24:57 UTC
Concord goes on strike
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3727 - 2015-09-01 15:42:00 UTC
New accounts get raw sp for every spare day they have left on trial ACCTS.
Eg. Start new character, skip trial period, get 2 weeks of sp @ nonimplanted rates.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3728 - 2015-09-01 15:45:56 UTC
More trial period achievable frigs, lower entry, fewer bonuses rewarding smaller steps of skill progression early on. Like more diverse tutorial ships.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Avvy
Doomheim
#3729 - 2015-09-01 16:07:48 UTC
Yolandar wrote:
Concord goes on strike


I thought this was supposed to be the bad ideas thread.
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3730 - 2015-09-01 17:01:06 UTC
CCP Rise wrote:
If enough suicide ganks happen in a given high sec system, it eventually turns to low sec.


Are you sure this is the BAD idea thread? Cause you're on a roll man!

EDIT: Also supporting naked avatars by the way. And tophats.
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3731 - 2015-09-01 17:03:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Brokk Witgenstein
Factional Warfare influences who OWNS the system; likewise, sec status is super-secure nullsec (Deklein lol) rises till it eventually reaches highsec Twisted or severly subverted lowsec turns to null. Adaptive SecStatus FTW!
Jake Fonuluqie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3732 - 2015-09-02 07:23:54 UTC
Make the Drifters give back the princess lady that got podded. :(
Rita Jita
Caldari Provisions
#3733 - 2015-09-02 10:21:55 UTC
Freighter bumping should be left as it is

Founder of the "Haulers Channel"

Come Check It Out

Arla Sarain
#3734 - 2015-09-02 10:35:11 UTC
An inverse POS shield deployable bubble - can get it, but not out.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3735 - 2015-09-03 14:52:02 UTC
Supernoob PvP thunderdome. Noob ships only, all skills are ignored. Join anytime, leave anytime, endlessly reship and be rewarded with a unit of trit everytime. No standings hit.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3736 - 2015-09-03 16:51:18 UTC
A Battering Ram! (not sure if highslot, lowslot or rig)
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3737 - 2015-09-04 00:28:07 UTC
Chance-based warp disruptor drones
Createse
Great Chain of Being
Ship Replacement Programme
#3738 - 2015-09-04 00:32:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Createse
Feature-creep during development, to see what sticks; perhaps akin to Bethesda's week-long "Game Jam".
Createse
Great Chain of Being
Ship Replacement Programme
#3739 - 2015-09-04 00:56:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Createse
Live webcam streams, broadcasts, and screencasts from inside CCP HQ; perhaps akin to NASA TV.
Createse
Great Chain of Being
Ship Replacement Programme
#3740 - 2015-09-04 01:06:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Createse
Publish EVE Online's source code, online - publicly, officialising and supporting the use of public and private servers. This includes but is not limited to the release of all in-house software and documentation used by CCP, over to the public domain.