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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Boba Mereel
Doomheim
#3681 - 2015-07-30 02:54:49 UTC
A demon baby between a Manticore and Hawk called the Slave I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2lxLzmbzQ0
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3682 - 2015-07-30 02:55:12 UTC
make real career choices available
-space barbie
-market alt
-ship spinner
-cloaky camper
-forum warrior
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3683 - 2015-07-30 02:56:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Yolandar
Boba Mereel wrote:
A demon baby between a Manticore and Hawk called the Slave I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2lxLzmbzQ0


or call it the Mawk?
Blink
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#3684 - 2015-07-30 12:57:21 UTC
Module that removes stacking penalties on all other modules.

An expansion that is simply titled, "Expansion", whereby the patch notes consist of a single bullet that reads, "We finally changed the login background to feature some other random Empire's ships."

CCP adds all current and future limited edition ship BPC's, including AT ones, to NPC drop lists.

And, finally, CCP opens High Sec's flood gates to capitals and lifts all module activation restrictions therein, the expansion's title dubbed simply, "Expansion 2: Expansion Harder".

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#3685 - 2015-07-30 16:45:54 UTC
CCP spends the next few years replacing Eve's graphics engine with a cell-shaded one...you know, for funsies, 'cause why the hell not?

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3686 - 2015-07-30 21:08:13 UTC
Writing fluff that says the abbadon and Maelstrom are the pinnacle of weapons tech, and then have them not be able to natively fit a rack of tacks/1400s...

No its Expansion 2 Electric Boogaloo andf then 3xpansion: Expand with a V3ngance Get it right (the last one will make the vengance class ships mad op at dance offs)
Nyu Kaminari
Doomheim
#3687 - 2015-07-30 21:33:41 UTC
EXPLODE AT FULL CAP.
Murkar Omaristos
The Alabaster Albatross
Unreasonable Bastards
#3688 - 2015-07-30 23:38:54 UTC
Passive modules now require fuel like ancillary reppers >_>
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3689 - 2015-08-06 07:33:36 UTC
Drifters vs Sansha at the Alliance Tournament (half-time show, of courseBlink)
Marcus Gord
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3690 - 2015-08-06 08:58:20 UTC
Random chance for Concord to blow you up in highsec because 'you were flying a ship that looks like a ship that just committed a crime'

In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness.

http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png
Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3691 - 2015-08-06 13:10:35 UTC
Remove all highslots from Interceptors
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3692 - 2015-08-07 07:59:41 UTC
The thread that never dies.

o wait,
that's laglCool
DD Barbie
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3693 - 2015-08-08 00:33:36 UTC
Make all modules operate on the dice role mechanics like ECM.....what what what....Noooooooo
Eremitae
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3694 - 2015-08-08 00:41:15 UTC
Merging SP from 2 characters on the same accounts into 3rd character, with the removal of those 2, for fee ofc.
Tyberius Franklin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3695 - 2015-08-08 00:55:02 UTC
Superbombers.

BC sized bombers based on the ABC hulls with bombs designed to engage caps/supers. Weaker tank than current ABC's but more agile. No covert cloak. Similar torp bonuses as a current bomber but more hardpoints. Specialized bombs and bomb launchers for their primary task, can hit subcaps, but not very hard.
Specia1 K
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3696 - 2015-08-08 01:06:42 UTC
Adopt-a-Newbro™ program that rewards a person with a gift for mentoring a new pilot.

Champion of the Knights of the General Discussion

Thunderdome
DD Barbie
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3697 - 2015-08-08 02:08:26 UTC
Make ships rust and deteriorate over time causing you to constantly do routine maintenance.

Look at the rust on that Geddon. I don't think I've undocked that since 2007....I'm gonna fly it....****..capacitor is dead anybody got a remote transfer so I can jump start this sucker? Lol
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3698 - 2015-08-08 06:22:35 UTC
Expand null-sec until it's three times its current size, then expand empire low-sec into all regions it currently borders.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Archronius
Australian Salty Seadog Service
#3699 - 2015-08-08 06:28:42 UTC
Give players unlimited PLEX as a reward for telling everyone in the help forum how awesome they are and quoting their bank accounts every few sentences. Also reward those for really intelligent one liners like ' OH...EVERYONE has a titan now, its not even a thing.'

Youre welcome internet.

Discuss.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3700 - 2015-08-08 09:59:51 UTC
Yolandar wrote:
Drifters vs Sansha at the Alliance Tournament (half-time show, of courseBlink)


We need this to be a thing