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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3641 - 2015-07-15 04:35:23 UTC
Yolandar wrote:
Anything mentioning 'Ishtar' in the post


quoting yourself for emphasis
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3642 - 2015-07-15 04:36:14 UTC
Yolandar wrote:
Yolandar wrote:
Anything mentioning 'Ishtar' in the post


quoting yourself for emphasis


^^qft
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3643 - 2015-07-15 04:38:04 UTC
liking your own post with your alts
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#3644 - 2015-07-15 05:29:34 UTC
T1/T2 isn't completely obsolete yet, so we need more T3 ships.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#3645 - 2015-07-16 14:35:44 UTC
making NPC's act completely differently from players, and work by completely different mechanics, I mean, it's not like anyone's ever going to try to use PVE to practice for PVP right?

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.

Maenth
The Thirteen Provinces
#3646 - 2015-07-16 18:48:21 UTC
T3 modules & capital ships

Drones. Drones are a means to an end. An end to the ruthless Caldari 'progress' machines. An end to the barbaric 'redemption' proposed by the Amarr. What they see as chaos shall be my perfect order, merely beyond their comprehension.

James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#3647 - 2015-07-16 19:18:38 UTC
LFG/LFR/LFF via a double blind system.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp

Lim Hiaret
Hiaret Family
#3648 - 2015-07-17 14:02:28 UTC
make character selection a short mini game, like a maze run, a portrait puzzle or a wave of space invaders
jam pan
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3649 - 2015-07-18 03:34:58 UTC
Any Raven undocked with the "my raven was fit like this" fit has it's model turned into a giant bull's eye, and is automatically named "shoot the newbs". And you can't rename it. And you can't dock up because the ppl supposed to give you clearance are laughing.
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#3650 - 2015-07-18 06:09:06 UTC
Nude items for your spaceship-barbie.... er avatar available through the NES.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3651 - 2015-07-18 07:07:55 UTC
Give a cost to storage in NPC stations, the more expensive the busier is the station (aka make Jtia the most expensive place to own storage).

Say a base fee of 1,000 ISK per week and million cubic meters. Fees are paid forward when storage starts i.e. items are dropped into hangar, then are automatically billed for as long as the storage room is used. Unpaid storage means the seizing of random assets up to the volume of unpaid storage fees and increased storage cost until all due fees are settled. Storage fees are waived for pilots without an active license.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Amonios Zula
Aeon Ascendant
#3652 - 2015-07-18 11:46:08 UTC
Give stations an absolute max amount of Ships & Equipment they can hold, (they aren't built by timelords afterall)
And make them Jettison all of the stuff (randomly) that goes over their capacity, and ofc mail the owners.

Then watch the chaos as people scramble to retrieve their jetcans from nearby to relocate to other stations Twisted
Maldiro Selkurk
Radiation Sickness
#3653 - 2015-07-19 01:46:49 UTC
create attractive but ultimately pointless juggernaught thread that somehow doesnt get shut down by the forum mods.

Yawn,  I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3654 - 2015-07-19 11:09:47 UTC
New BS size module adding extra resistance versus non-targetted weapon effects (i.e. bombs & smartbombs). Following the usual slot distribution for armor/shield tanking and versions for omniresist (+50% bonus) and specific damage tpye (+66% bonus).

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

wopolusa
Anti-Nub Incorporated
Centipede Caliphate.
#3655 - 2015-07-24 03:26:29 UTC
t3D's can fit bastion modules
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3656 - 2015-07-24 03:59:02 UTC
More realistic billboards on gates. Need to be on stations, but need to be dozens mine on every gate

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3657 - 2015-07-25 04:50:53 UTC
fleet bonus mapping to see weak leadership links

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3658 - 2015-07-25 22:49:40 UTC
Replace faction warfare with faction multi-level marketing scheme that funnels LP to the top recruiters.
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#3659 - 2015-07-25 23:00:35 UTC
Launchers that fires debree to stop incoming fire from hitting the ship.
Rowells
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#3660 - 2015-07-26 03:50:50 UTC
Booby trapped corpse implants. Try to scoop one and you take damage.