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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Badel Jramodarr
#3301 - 2015-03-05 04:43:40 UTC
ACESsiggy wrote:
"Warp drive activated" now voiced by Charlie Sheen.®

Better yet, everything voiced by Christopher Walken
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3302 - 2015-03-05 07:03:22 UTC
Losing a spaceship to anything silly releases hungry tarantulas into your room (not the weaksause IRL ones, the horrible ones from movies)
Hulasikali Walla
Brave Nubs
#3303 - 2015-03-05 12:47:23 UTC
"Pionner star system's"

No sov, like in Wh space, mass limit on stargate, no local...

But with the ability to anchore an "outpost"
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#3304 - 2015-03-05 13:09:31 UTC
FireFrenzy wrote:
Losing a spaceship to anything silly releases hungry tarantulas into your room (not the weaksause IRL ones, the horrible ones from movies)

And here I was getting excited when I read "tentacles" first...


Gravity bomb - A bomb that either pulls ships towards its center, or pushes them away.
Metal-Beard
Rockstar federation
#3305 - 2015-03-05 19:42:11 UTC
any players, Placing items into the item hold automatically gives said items to Metal-Beard :)
Machinn Shinn
Selinir
#3306 - 2015-03-05 22:06:02 UTC
Let me sell items out of containers
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3307 - 2015-03-05 22:11:45 UTC
^ how is that a bad idea? that should be in the little things thread...

A map of Jita 4-4 that tells us where the WOW auction house is. So that we can finally invade propperly
Machinn Shinn
Selinir
#3308 - 2015-03-05 22:17:55 UTC
FireFrenzy wrote:
^ how is that a bad idea? that should be in the little things thread...

A map of Jita 4-4 that tells us where the WOW auction house is. So that we can finally invade propperly


Hoping one of the Devs will take notice.
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3309 - 2015-03-06 08:39:41 UTC
Tamed rogue drones. Follows you around like a puppy, dock and undocks with you at station, auto-accepts fleet invitations, can be given directives via text chat. Occasional back-talk in binary.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3310 - 2015-03-07 10:21:35 UTC
Orbital Bombardment with Doomsdays. Permanently destroys planets/moons, Stations in orbit around them are now orbitting an alderaan style broken husk...
bunzing heet
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3311 - 2015-03-07 11:13:37 UTC
Cloaked auto tracking capital bomb

Because why not

Fly safe keep killing And remember I'm watching you !!!!

Lathael
Liga der aussergewoehnlichen Tattergreise
#3312 - 2015-03-07 11:24:59 UTC
CONCORD webifies you if you travel faster than 400 meter per second.

EDIT: Of course in high sec.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3313 - 2015-03-07 14:37:46 UTC
Starting next week all warpdrives will be disabled for ever and eve will use Delta V and orbital mechanics...

All praise our new kerbal overlords
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3314 - 2015-03-07 17:42:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
in game beer league bumping soccer/football dojo, with scoreboard and irritating ads

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3315 - 2015-03-07 17:44:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
on grid waypoints for selectable flight paths, saveable to local celestial, outpost/ gate/etc information

inty ralley races, yeh

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

bunzing heet
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3316 - 2015-03-07 18:12:58 UTC
Combat station with turrets and active shield reps controlable by players and can warp and jump gates
Can't wait to hear there's a insta locking station camping the gate

Fly safe keep killing And remember I'm watching you !!!!

Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#3317 - 2015-03-07 18:18:50 UTC
POS should be anchorable on gates
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3318 - 2015-03-07 18:21:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
make pirate ships, modules and ammo illegal to sell/contract in highsec, players make a lowsec arms market hub.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Louise Beethoven
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#3319 - 2015-03-07 20:36:43 UTC
Adding a monument to Leonard Nimoy, one of the most ret-rded ideas I've ever heard
Drakan290
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3320 - 2015-03-07 21:57:27 UTC
Removing DPS from Supers and making them bonus ships.