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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Alexei Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#3281 - 2015-03-03 11:59:09 UTC
Extend weapon timer to 24 hours
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#3282 - 2015-03-03 14:13:45 UTC
Rogue drones that hack into containers, steal stuff and dress in leather.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Yossarian Toralen
M and M Enterpises
#3283 - 2015-03-03 14:32:55 UTC
Bright things in the background and add a bright blinky light to the tristan that lights up half the screen.

Employ a bower bird to do the graphics, they like shiny things.
Alexei Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#3284 - 2015-03-03 14:41:09 UTC
A module that inverts the mouse buttons of the target
Dictateur Imperator
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3285 - 2015-03-03 14:56:26 UTC
Remove skynet without rebalancing risk vs reward for people who attack carrier in anomaly.
NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3286 - 2015-03-03 15:10:55 UTC
Add a timeloop anomaly, they randomly appear around station undock, so when you undock, you will repeat the same action a random amount of times until the timeloop anomaly has dissipated.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3287 - 2015-03-03 15:54:11 UTC
Roadkill-like-junker-roadtrips

If you guys dont watch roadkill you might like to give it a shot its a cool webseries...
Drechlas
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3288 - 2015-03-04 09:35:43 UTC
Remove moongoo extractor posses, add capital moongoo mining ship
Drechlas
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3289 - 2015-03-04 09:37:06 UTC
Remove PI, add planetary mining, use manufacturing slots in pos/station to create higher meta pi items
Ayeshah Volfield
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3290 - 2015-03-04 14:50:19 UTC
Add ewar sentries.

EVE is what happens when the rule of law does not apply and Darwinism is allowed to run freely.
Alexa Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#3291 - 2015-03-04 15:26:23 UTC
Add ship camera shake module... It will shake the camera of the target til he has to throw up.

A Family that incest together, stays together
Odeva Pawen
Fliet Pizza Delivery
Of Essence
#3292 - 2015-03-04 16:13:12 UTC
Allow Poitot to be captured in sov. Just poitot, no other NPC systems.

Did you know? Poitot is the only claimed system in Syndicate?\

Overheat Keyboards! Load Rage posts! Prepare for a long, seething, back and forth about irrelevant things!
Numen Anomalie
sonyc live
Not Purple Shoot It.
#3293 - 2015-03-04 16:18:07 UTC
Listen to the community for general idea's for once...
Josef Djugashvilis
#3294 - 2015-03-04 18:40:47 UTC
Bad idea.

Keep messing around with drones.

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FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3295 - 2015-03-04 18:56:31 UTC
Give sov of all the major highsec tradehubs to CODE.

Them or Rooks and Kings.
Victor Bastion
Danger Management
#3296 - 2015-03-04 22:23:35 UTC
Little Helper Cheese Spread
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3297 - 2015-03-05 02:17:28 UTC
FireFrenzy wrote:
Them or Rooks and Kings.



That would be... glorious.




Implement malfunctioning docking computers on Minmatar vessels that require a "Percussive Maintenance" module to keep in line.

Sauce.
Rob Kashuken
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3298 - 2015-03-05 02:57:18 UTC
T2 Battlecruisers with role bonuses for Entosis links, either reducing cycle time and/or range.
Whittorical Quandary
Amarrian Infinity
#3299 - 2015-03-05 04:22:28 UTC
Christmas edition Svipul that has a 4th mode that allows it to transform into an upright christmas tree with rediculous amounts of lights on it when engaged.

Engine drone sound becomes annoying christmas music and weapon turrets light up as ornaments to spread good cheer.

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine."

— Abraham Lincoln
ACESsiggy
Deaths Consortium
#3300 - 2015-03-05 04:25:30 UTC
"Warp drive activated" now voiced by Charlie Sheen.®

“The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.”