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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3241 - 2015-02-22 04:44:07 UTC
Cream pies for festival launchers. Would come in various flavors, such as coconut, banana, chocolate, et cetera and would visibly splat the targeted vessel.

Sauce.
Reeses Peices
Doomheim
#3242 - 2015-02-22 06:05:53 UTC
Alena McJenkins wrote:
Cream pies for festival launchers. Would come in various flavors, such as coconut, banana, chocolate, et cetera and would visibly splat the targeted vessel.



Cream pies blind the target hit, unless, they have a towel to (w)ipe it from their cockpit.

I had other ideas but, then realized this wasn't nethack online.
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3243 - 2015-02-22 06:23:31 UTC
Alena McJenkins wrote:
Cream pies for festival launchers. Would come in various flavors, such as coconut, banana, chocolate, et cetera and would visibly splat the targeted vessel.

Kinda like this
Caleb Seremshur
Commando Guri
Guristas Pirates
#3244 - 2015-02-22 07:21:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Caleb Seremshur
I have a bad idea: letting the curse keep its neut range bonus. 30km neuts/points and dscan invisibility. Yay.

The second bad idea is allowing combat recons to enter medium FW plexes. Design failure. Rise says you'll take more risks if there is uncertainty but this is more like clubbing seals since gates throw you to a beacon instead of randomly within 30km of the button. This is not the first time I've encountered curses sitting in FW mediums and I seriously wonder how this is considered a good idea. What next, I have to bring a ******* HAC to run a complex? When does the red queen stop?
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3245 - 2015-02-22 09:09:25 UTC  |  Edited by: FireFrenzy
Not posting Ideas that are one line, and failing to bring a cloakie scout... Or probes...

As for the pies idea, what if someone's allergic to coconut? do you get GCC?
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#3246 - 2015-02-22 12:14:10 UTC
Naming the Caldari tactical destroyer "Bunny" would be bad idea. Especially if it came out at around Easter. "FC, there are Bunnies at the gate!"

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3247 - 2015-02-22 12:25:37 UTC
All highsec belt rats have warp disruptors

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Ferni Ka'Nviiou
Doomheim
#3248 - 2015-02-22 12:30:02 UTC
Zimmer Jones wrote:
All highsec belt rats have warp disruptors

Highsecurity Asteroid NPCs can't break shuttle passive tanking...


All Belt NPCs should have Jove super-weapons. That's more like it.
Discomanco
We pooped on your lawn
#3249 - 2015-02-22 12:32:32 UTC
Drifters are now aggressive, and will not hesitate to doomsday right off the bat - also each kill now resets their Doomsday device.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3250 - 2015-02-22 13:47:40 UTC
"Mini-pet" drones. No DPs, miniature ship models, just for lols. Have 5 mini dreads orbiting your vexor.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3251 - 2015-02-22 14:04:07 UTC
Cyno ship modules are no longer usable on grid with moons.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3252 - 2015-02-22 17:20:30 UTC
Grid-Fu martial arts tournement with commentary and prize support to run parallel with or replace the alliance tournement
Cecile Palenko
Paheron
#3253 - 2015-02-22 18:19:11 UTC
Make ships consume fuel and if you run out you're stuck.
Assassn Gallic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3254 - 2015-02-22 20:39:59 UTC
Upon login your entire internet history is added to your bio.

Fighters, bring back their Scan res! Fighter scan res thread
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3255 - 2015-02-22 21:10:05 UTC
Assassn Gallic wrote:
Upon login your entire internet history is added to your bio.



At which point most of the people reading my bio would do this.




Convert all warp drives to infinite improbability drives.

Sauce.
elitatwo
Zansha Expansion
#3256 - 2015-02-22 22:32:19 UTC
In the spirit of adding more broken stuff and proudly presenting:

Capital ancillery shield booster!

- charge size 18 navy 800 carges 150 cpu 75.000 powergrid

Note:

Only two of them can be fitted on one ship

+ 1000% effiency with blue pills and crystal set implants

Aaaand

Capital ancillery armor rep!

- charge size 128 nanite paste 100 cpu 50.000 powergrid

Note:

Does not use capacitor while using paste

The ship will explode when snake implants are in use, so be carefull

+ 500% cap use when paste is used up

will do 3 billion hp AOE omni-damage for 12 AU when the ship with an ancillery rep is getting neuted

Eve Minions is recruiting.

This is the law of ship progression!

Aura sound-clips: Aura forever
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#3257 - 2015-02-23 05:08:25 UTC
A ship called Unicorn based on Ishkur hull and with rainbow coloured engine trails.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3258 - 2015-02-23 09:11:58 UTC
BATTLEBOTS IN SPACE

Full Stop.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3259 - 2015-02-23 13:06:44 UTC
Logistic sentries. You heard me

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3260 - 2015-02-23 13:11:27 UTC
Civilian modules for everything

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.