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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3221 - 2015-02-20 00:18:07 UTC
Allowing npc corps to post.

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NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3222 - 2015-02-20 00:54:26 UTC
Lock new players inside the beginners station until they reach 10M skillpoints.
NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3223 - 2015-02-20 00:57:38 UTC
Add one way wormholes, once in, you're stuck until you kill your pod.
Xackattack Avianson
Hold The Pod
Not Purple Shoot It.
#3224 - 2015-02-20 03:35:53 UTC
Add an autopilot skill that reduces your distance to the gate per level.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3225 - 2015-02-20 09:20:43 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Add a skill that Grants your in game char MAD breakdancing skills...


Don't do bad things to the page layout, thanks! -ISD Dorrim Barstorlode


Which you cannot use outside of your pod
Khan Wrenth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3226 - 2015-02-20 10:34:19 UTC
Every time a Drifter kills a ship/pod, the victim pilot IS automatically scripted to call out in local "SENPAI NOTICED ME!!!"

Let's discuss overhauling the way we get intel in EvE.
David Mandrake
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3227 - 2015-02-20 16:22:54 UTC
Give Mystery Code holders a faction Titan BPC similar to the Gnosis that just costs 1 trit per run and only requires Spaceship Command I to pilot.
Ravasta Helugo
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#3228 - 2015-02-20 17:16:33 UTC
Battleship HAC
Leona Konstein
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3229 - 2015-02-20 17:38:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Leona Konstein
T3 Strategic Titans
Covert Ops Jump Frighters =O
Reeses Peices
Doomheim
#3230 - 2015-02-20 19:01:34 UTC
Add thermal damage to salvage modules.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3231 - 2015-02-21 09:16:35 UTC
Haptic feedback exotic dancers
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3232 - 2015-02-21 14:07:17 UTC
Client-side only purchaseable hull bling, better definition/normal and bump maps, old hull designs.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#3233 - 2015-02-21 15:05:57 UTC
Super-battleships and titanic titans. More big things.

Also mobile fully armed and operational battle-stations... the size of moons.

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3234 - 2015-02-21 20:21:06 UTC
Free Titans for all active accounts...
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3235 - 2015-02-21 20:27:37 UTC
A new class of ship, "Assault Carriers", that are battlecruiser-sized vessels able to field 1-3 fighters and also have a battery of medium guns.



As a note, I would pay a month's wages for one of these.

Sauce.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3236 - 2015-02-21 20:46:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Corraidhin Farsaidh
FireFrenzy wrote:
Haptic feedback exotic dancers


Exactly how would this in any way be a bad idea?

ED: wait...I just realized...RSI...
Ferni Ka'Nviiou
Doomheim
#3237 - 2015-02-21 21:16:27 UTC
Tech III Titans... which can only be flown by dwarves.
Ayeshah Volfield
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3238 - 2015-02-21 21:22:48 UTC
Remove empire standings.

EVE is what happens when the rule of law does not apply and Darwinism is allowed to run freely.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3239 - 2015-02-21 22:16:50 UTC
Lingering omnidamage toxic cloud smartbombs. Hey dude, pull my finger

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3240 - 2015-02-21 22:32:36 UTC  |  Edited by: FireFrenzy
*snickers*

Make all spaceships out of cheese, the faction ones can be fancy cheeses like Brie, Pirate ones can be "blue cheeses" like Gorgonzola, T2 ships are all made of parmazan.

Why? Because its paramazan and its the most delicious of cheeses. We can make t3 stuff out of a nice Dutch cheese like Old Amsterdam.

EDIT: Or wood... Wood's sturdier...