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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3201 - 2015-02-18 08:33:38 UTC
The ability to paint your pod a truely lurid shade of green... I'm talking "OMG WHY ARE MY EYES BLEEDING" green...
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3202 - 2015-02-18 09:35:54 UTC
Allow cargo scanners to detect the effective shield and armor resists of the target player ship, POS, NPC, or and other object with shields and armor. Display these in the familiar format at the top or bottom of the scan results window.
(don't show shield/armor/structure points, that would give away too much info)
Leannor
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3203 - 2015-02-18 09:58:56 UTC
Have bubbles coming out of the ship exhausts, in rainbow colours

"Lykouleon wrote:

STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Badel Jramodarr
#3204 - 2015-02-18 10:20:55 UTC
When your pod explodes your clone lets out a blood curdling scream as it dies a horrible death. You should wake up in your new clone still screaming

I don't always have a signature; but when I do, it doesn't say anything at all

...I'm on a horse
Reeses Peices
Doomheim
#3205 - 2015-02-18 21:09:11 UTC
A new method of teleportation that shares the delay with jump cloning. Can only be used to hop between stations/ships with a teleportation lab.
Reeses Peices
Doomheim
#3206 - 2015-02-18 21:10:52 UTC
Colette Kassia wrote:
Allow cargo scanners to detect the effective shield and armor resists of the target player ship, POS, NPC, or and other object with shields and armor. Display these in the familiar format at the top or bottom of the scan results window.
(don't show shield/armor/structure points, that would give away too much info)


An Idea that goes a bit to far, as you would then know the skill lvls of your opponent. Knowing too much ruins good strategy.
Badel Jramodarr
#3207 - 2015-02-18 23:55:03 UTC
Reeses Peices wrote:
Colette Kassia wrote:
Allow cargo scanners to detect the effective shield and armor resists of the target player ship, POS, NPC, or and other object with shields and armor. Display these in the familiar format at the top or bottom of the scan results window.
(don't show shield/armor/structure points, that would give away too much info)


An Idea that goes a bit to far, as you would then know the skill lvls of your opponent. Knowing too much ruins good strategy

Hence it being in the bad ideas thread

I don't always have a signature; but when I do, it doesn't say anything at all

...I'm on a horse
bigbillthaboss3
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#3208 - 2015-02-19 00:43:48 UTC
Jump Fatigue for jump bridges.
Odeva Pawen
Fliet Pizza Delivery
Of Essence
#3209 - 2015-02-19 05:15:34 UTC
Nerf projectiles.

Overheat Keyboards! Load Rage posts! Prepare for a long, seething, back and forth about irrelevant things!
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3210 - 2015-02-19 08:31:15 UTC
A new type of t2 ammo for the 1400mm howitzer called a "VW BUG" it has an even shorter range then quake and does **** damage but it IS painted like Herby
Saansha Grey
Doomheim
#3211 - 2015-02-19 12:40:27 UTC
Scram/Point succes should be calculated like other ewar.
Ferni Ka'Nviiou
Doomheim
#3212 - 2015-02-19 12:44:04 UTC
Saansha Grey wrote:
Scram/Point succes should be calculated like other ewar.

Propose an idea in F&I, then put the very same idea in the 'bad idea' thread.
NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3213 - 2015-02-19 16:16:10 UTC
'Hello Kitty' ship skins
Odeva Pawen
Fliet Pizza Delivery
Of Essence
#3214 - 2015-02-19 16:19:51 UTC
Change the dominix model to an actual potato.

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NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3215 - 2015-02-19 16:30:51 UTC
Random Jump Drive - mid slot module - jumps you to a random star system in New Eden.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3216 - 2015-02-19 16:48:54 UTC
NekoKitten wrote:
Random Jump Drive - mid slot module - jumps you to a random star system in New Eden.


And has a chance to drop you inside a star OR turn you into a humpback whale...
David Mandrake
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3217 - 2015-02-19 20:34:06 UTC
Up to date kill trackers for fights with announcements in a big booming voice as the number of ships destroyed in a system increases. Have it ignore sound settings and have a window that you need to close pop up to announce the milestone being reached.
1c3crysta1
Silent Majority.
Aspartame.
#3218 - 2015-02-19 20:59:15 UTC
Randomly distribute wormhole environmental effects across new eden and let NPCs be affected aswell. Not even warning people in the patch notes would prevent the total chaos Twisted
Sinigr Shadowsong
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3219 - 2015-02-19 21:20:31 UTC
Wipe whole characters, corps and structure database so all can start with equal opportunities.
GreY MatteR Pomoroy
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3220 - 2015-02-19 23:19:22 UTC
Please give a little fruit to us long suffering super capital pilots.

Four fold increase the sound and visual duration of Doomsday weapons so we can bask longer in the glory of our super weapons.