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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Vector Symian
0 Fear
#3161 - 2015-02-13 01:44:14 UTC
Nerf the Titan...again
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3162 - 2015-02-13 08:48:25 UTC  |  Edited by: FireFrenzy
Allow for an Epic Rap Battle of History style rap battle between alliance heads, winner gets all the sov and supercapital assets...

EDIT: you could even extend this to include fleet commanders...
DBRB vs Templeman
Shadoo vs Laz

The Possibilities are endless
Ann Markson
Nimatek
#3163 - 2015-02-13 12:35:45 UTC
Make eve a turn based strategy game like chess or civilization.
Mr Omniblivion
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3164 - 2015-02-13 20:35:57 UTC
Give us more variety of drugs
Mr Omniblivion
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3165 - 2015-02-13 20:36:49 UTC
Give us a /dance command while having a no pants party in our CQ
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3166 - 2015-02-14 06:29:20 UTC
A fruit hat for the character customizer that is stacked ten feet high with pineapples, mangos, coconuts and watermelons.

Sauce.
Cutter John
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3167 - 2015-02-14 08:00:55 UTC
Adding fatigue to jump drive ships...
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3168 - 2015-02-14 17:21:30 UTC
Using boosters stronger then Synth has a % chance of addiction... Addiction doesnt stop until you get podded or destroy the clone that's hooked and has crippling side effects...
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3169 - 2015-02-14 22:04:49 UTC
April fools: CCP swaps every characters initial log in to singularity. Switches back to tranquility after relog.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Azazel The Misanthrope
Oblivion's Pendulum
Top Tier
#3170 - 2015-02-14 22:12:44 UTC
Electrique Wizard wrote:
Remove medical clones.

I love how this one actually happened.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3171 - 2015-02-15 02:33:42 UTC
Clothing knockoffs. I'd love a "quaff" or a "voncord" tee

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Ben Ishikela
#3172 - 2015-02-15 10:43:32 UTC
Fit your POS.
Fitting window similar to Ship fitting. A new category of Modules for customized defence. 1.Bord Pos; 2.go into "refitmode" (5minute change timer)+(animation?); 3.open fittingwindow; 4. put on those bad pos disruptors and an active shield tank or whatever; 5. change back to "defence mode" or "industrial mode"

Now the bad part of it: You cant unboard the Pos because that is not implemented yet. You'd have to selfdestruct to get out.

Ideas are like Seeds. I'd chop fullgrown trees to start a fire.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3173 - 2015-02-15 16:43:30 UTC
Carbon importer for miku miku dance, so we can have EvE: Dancing with the trolls.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#3174 - 2015-02-15 19:33:51 UTC
Free remote access locator agents

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Reeses Peices
Doomheim
#3175 - 2015-02-15 20:41:06 UTC
Ben Ishikela wrote:
Fit your POS.
Fitting window similar to Ship fitting. A new category of Modules for customized defence. 1.Bord Pos; 2.go into "refitmode" (5minute change timer)+(animation?); 3.open fittingwindow; 4. put on those bad pos disruptors and an active shield tank or whatever; 5. change back to "defence mode" or "industrial mode"

Now the bad part of it: You cant unboard the Pos because that is not implemented yet. You'd have to selfdestruct to get out.



Pretty sure that this one is incoming...

Making CC RA4 esq transformer destroyers...

Oh wait they did that...

Make everyone rage quit out of eve...

Oh wait that has been in progress since Pheobe...

Wait, I'll think of one they haven't came up with yet. I got it...

...Add Pay 2 Win mechanics.
Rob Kashuken
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3176 - 2015-02-16 06:02:40 UTC
Ranged interdiction bubbles + launcher.

Make it sort of like a bomb - something that travels a fixed distance in a straight line, doesn't require a target to be locked, and when it reaches the terminal point, creates an interdiction bubble, of the same dynamics as the current interdiction probes.

Skills: Requires Interdictors V and Graviton Physics V
Victoria Ramsay
Doomheim
#3177 - 2015-02-16 06:05:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Victoria Ramsay
Removal of jump fatigue from your character, available as a microtransaction.
Reeses Peices
Doomheim
#3178 - 2015-02-16 06:35:31 UTC
Victoria Ramsay wrote:
Removal of jump fatigue from your character, available as a microtransaction.



Ding, Ding, Ding... We have a winner.
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#3179 - 2015-02-16 11:17:23 UTC
Giving basic Faction weapons (not officers) T2 ammo at the cost of increased reload time and reduced ammo amount capacity

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3180 - 2015-02-16 12:32:36 UTC
Asteroids With bubbles and guns that bubble and kill everything that is (or isnt? Make it random???) a mining barge/miner...

Ecoterrorists uses BUBBLE UP WEAPONS GREEN! "it is super effective"