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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Chimpface Holocaust
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3141 - 2015-02-06 07:45:38 UTC
Give all Minmatar ships chrome plating
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3142 - 2015-02-07 18:33:33 UTC
Relocate the Tranquility cluster to the center of the earth so that all players can have fair and equal latency.
Iain Cariaba
#3143 - 2015-02-07 18:37:43 UTC
Frayze Nissai wrote:
As you run lvl 4 high-sec missions, you gain 'fatigue', forcing you to stop carebearing and engage in pvp in order for this timer to reset. Fatigue puts in an arbitrary 'reason' stopping you from using jump gates or speaking to agents until reset.

The higher the level of fatigue gained by the mission runner, the higher the number of pointless officer mods that must be fit to the ship used to reset this 'fatigue'

Now, now, the thread specifically says "Bad ideas."
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#3144 - 2015-02-08 12:11:00 UTC
Fail to introduce two more items to complement the already available "Donut Holder". Specifically "Stake Holder" and "Steak Holder."

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
David Mandrake
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3145 - 2015-02-08 14:18:27 UTC
Minmatar ships can be combined to make larger class ships; so 10 Naglfars could make a Ragnarok, a few Nids to make a Hel, etc.
Lew Dicrous
4th Line
#3146 - 2015-02-09 04:51:38 UTC
EVE-themed sports drink: Pod-Goo (tm)

It burns when I PVP
Lew Dicrous
4th Line
#3147 - 2015-02-09 05:11:28 UTC
24 hour live stream of Jita local.

It burns when I PVP
Lew Dicrous
4th Line
#3148 - 2015-02-09 05:21:11 UTC
Asteroids audibly cry and bleed while being mined.

It burns when I PVP
Sinigr Shadowsong
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3149 - 2015-02-09 07:01:47 UTC
Module that causes artificial TiDi.
Kraftus Amaral
Galloglas
Fraternity.
#3150 - 2015-02-09 08:00:44 UTC
Change the market so every item is instead bidded on in a reverse auction formatTwisted
Lew Dicrous
4th Line
#3151 - 2015-02-09 08:46:09 UTC
Elves as playable race in character creator.

It burns when I PVP
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3152 - 2015-02-09 08:54:07 UTC
Lew Dicrous wrote:
Elves as playable race in character creator.

HAHAHA At first I read that as "Elvis as playable race."
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3153 - 2015-02-12 09:15:12 UTC
Flamethrowers.

Of course, there's no oxygen in space. So it'd have to be gelatinous thermite, or something... Napalm!
Khan Wrenth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3154 - 2015-02-12 09:40:02 UTC
Bolt raw bacon to the side of your hull. As thermal damage comes in, it cooks the bacon. Dock up later, enjoy delicious bacon.

Let's discuss overhauling the way we get intel in EvE.
Violent Uprising
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3155 - 2015-02-12 15:16:41 UTC
Animate crew members coming aboard ship before you can undock. Hey, it's even lore friendly!

Duncan Ringill wrote: Bathrooms! Seriously, I've been subscribed since 2011 and my eyeballs are turning yellow over here.
Luna Arindale
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#3156 - 2015-02-12 15:23:28 UTC
Have advanced cutscenes of crew member families crying at their funerals every time you lose a ship, press 'f' to pay respects for each individual crew member who died.
Leannor
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3157 - 2015-02-12 15:58:24 UTC
Khan Wrenth wrote:
Bolt raw bacon to the side of your hull. As thermal damage comes in, it cooks the bacon. Dock up later, enjoy delicious bacon.


4D EVE! Bacon Smell! Yummy!Twisted

"Lykouleon wrote:

STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Deathwalker James
Ridumanna Fjelagid
#3158 - 2015-02-12 16:56:55 UTC
make webcam requerment so every time you start pvp the cam auto streams your face to others players and on youtube :D
David Mandrake
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3159 - 2015-02-12 17:35:25 UTC
Run a script at downtime, each day it moves Jita IV-4 a meter to the left without changing bookmarks and the like. See how long it takes for people to notice.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#3160 - 2015-02-13 01:41:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Colette Kassia wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
Elves as playable race in character creator.

HAHAHA At first I read that as "Elvis as playable race."

likewise
Lew Dicrous wrote:
EVE-themed sports drink: Pod-Goo (tm)

ahem

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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