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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3121 - 2015-01-31 07:50:02 UTC
A one-line good idea thread.
Badel Jramodarr
#3122 - 2015-01-31 07:56:04 UTC
Tasya Ffod
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3123 - 2015-01-31 11:19:12 UTC
A Chatbot to be used to put Sleepers and/or Drones in Local
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3124 - 2015-01-31 18:48:01 UTC
Ultra Rapid Light Missile Launcher, sized for battleships.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3125 - 2015-01-31 18:53:16 UTC
Colette Kassia wrote:
Ultra Rapid Light Missile Launcher, sized for battleships.


I have actually always wanted one of these for rockets... I'd love a raven to launch like 9 bajillion rockets, especially now that rockets have the cool trails and ****...
Iain Cariaba
#3126 - 2015-01-31 20:57:36 UTC
Zimmer Jones wrote:
on april 1st, CCP trolls everyone and all gates go to thera for the worlds largest MMORPG thunderdome

This thread is for bad ideas. This one would be awesome. Utterly insane, but still totally awesome.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3127 - 2015-01-31 22:20:13 UTC
Online cellphones for aurum...

Remove all channels EXCEPT LOCAL (you can still see out the windows after all) and to talk to anyone you know you need an BANANAPHONE, for 2 additional aurum you can buy the "pandemic phone" instead that comes with shadoo's number preinstalled.

The pandemic phone the only object you own that lights a cyno and dops 50 titans into your living room if you look at it...
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3128 - 2015-02-02 01:53:36 UTC
A Garry's Mod-esque character posing system so I can have my characters give the horns.

Sauce.
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3129 - 2015-02-04 18:20:33 UTC
POS cloaking device. Makes the shield and anything inside it invisible to d-scan, probes, and visual/overview. But imperfect, produces an optical distortion in the image of the nebulas behind it, obvious to someone looking in the direction of the cloaked POS that there's something there.
Erika Mizune
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#3130 - 2015-02-04 18:40:04 UTC
"Tribble-like" commodities that keep multiplying in your cargo or inventory if you have quafe, wheat, or any other food or drink type commodity in them.

(Yea I had to go there)

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FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3131 - 2015-02-04 19:20:43 UTC
^^ so much win...

Making an AFK cloaker sticky thread (and then ignoring all the peopel who report it as redundant for being afk cloaky thread)
NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3132 - 2015-02-04 20:56:51 UTC
Have a module that reverses TIDI and/or time.
Nolak Ataru
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#3133 - 2015-02-04 21:17:12 UTC
Nano-carriers.
Qn'qura Zalas Zula
Doomheim
#3134 - 2015-02-04 21:29:04 UTC
T2 Capital weapons.

Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3135 - 2015-02-05 07:08:33 UTC
The ability to have four character slots per account, so that I can have eyecandy of every race without having to sub twice.

Sauce.
Frayze Nissai
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3136 - 2015-02-05 09:44:09 UTC
Iain Cariaba wrote:
Zimmer Jones wrote:
on april 1st, CCP trolls everyone and all gates go to thera for the worlds largest MMORPG thunderdome

This thread is for bad ideas. This one would be awesome. Utterly insane, but still totally awesome.


Please Bob let this happen

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Leannor
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3137 - 2015-02-05 09:58:50 UTC
Frayze Nissai wrote:
Iain Cariaba wrote:
Zimmer Jones wrote:
on april 1st, CCP trolls everyone and all gates go to thera for the worlds largest MMORPG thunderdome

This thread is for bad ideas. This one would be awesome. Utterly insane, but still totally awesome.


Please Bob let this happen



wow! Awesome!

One day ... where RL EVE stops, and a funday EVE happens.

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STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Frayze Nissai
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3138 - 2015-02-05 10:56:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Frayze Nissai
As you run lvl 4 high-sec missions, you gain 'fatigue', forcing you to stop carebearing and engage in pvp in order for this timer to reset. Fatigue puts in an arbitrary 'reason' stopping you from using jump gates or speaking to agents until reset.

The higher the level of fatigue gained by the mission runner, the higher the number of pointless officer mods that must be fit to the ship used to reset this 'fatigue'

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Prometheus Exenthal
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3139 - 2015-02-05 17:39:11 UTC
- a NEW line of combat ships that woefully outperform all combat frigs, for a marginal price increase. Maybe a destroyer class?
- a NEW line of pirate ships that goes against every design/balancing convention. Maybe from Mordus?

Wait.. we have those now

:ccp:

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DO YOUR JOBS, CCP DEVS. FIX THE GAME INSTEAD OF FKING IT
Murkar Omaristos
The Alabaster Albatross
Unreasonable Bastards
#3140 - 2015-02-06 07:13:13 UTC
Travel by regular stargates now causes jump fatigue Twisted