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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Solj RichPopolous
Silent Havok.
H A R D L I N E R S
#761 - 2015-01-16 17:47:24 UTC
bump minions
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#762 - 2015-01-16 23:41:32 UTC
"When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose your self-worth in the process."

Hire us, we accel at proving people wrong.

-CEO of U-MAD for 982 days

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#763 - 2015-01-18 18:23:08 UTC
Today, like every day, is a beautiful day!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#764 - 2015-01-20 00:12:07 UTC
Today was a slow day but our contracted targets were smart and stay docked.

The best service we offer: Our enemies cringe when we login knowing that someone is about to die whether it be they or someone else.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#765 - 2015-01-20 17:04:44 UTC
In case you are new to this post, we are The Pursuit of Happiness.

We pride ourselves on being a tight knit group of skilled pvp hunters that specialize in small gang engagements. Our core team has been flying together for years making us an effective PVP gang able to engage fleets many times our size. We each understand and have become experts in our engagement roles. Our combat comms revolve around positioning, capitalizing on our targets mistakes, protecting our assets (misspelling intentional), and lots of hysterical laughing with some intermittent raging.

We pursue corporations and alliances large or small. We pursue mercenaries, missioners, or industrialists. Our list of blues is almost non-existent, which means that we can pursue anyone. We have an extensive network of alts, spies, informants and locator agents. We watch list our contracted targets, and when they are online, we hunt them down – anywhere! We hunt our targets in worm hole or null, low, high sec space. Although our home base is in Caldari space, don’t let that fool you. You will find us or our alts roaming across New Eden hunting down our targets.

If you’re looking to hire station campers, look elsewhere. But if you want hunter-killers who will pursue their prey, hire POH.

Bombers Rule!!!
BUFFER OVERFL0W
Doomheim
#766 - 2015-01-20 20:59:58 UTC
You're just as Deadly Fingertips.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#767 - 2015-01-20 22:06:53 UTC
BUFFER OVERFL0W wrote:
You're just as Deadly Fingertips.

LOL Lol

I am certain they are, ohyes, oh my ribs....

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#768 - 2015-01-20 22:26:19 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:
In case you are new to this post, we are The Pursuit of Happiness.

We pride ourselves on being a tight knit group of skilled pvp hunters that specialize in small gang engagements. Our core team has been flying together for years making us an effective PVP gang able to engage fleets many times our size. We each understand and have become experts in our engagement roles. Our combat comms revolve around positioning, capitalizing on our targets mistakes, protecting our assets (misspelling intentional), and lots of hysterical laughing with some intermittent raging.

We pursue corporations and alliances large or small. We pursue mercenaries, missioners, or industrialists. Our list of blues is almost non-existent, which means that we can pursue anyone. We have an extensive network of alts, spies, informants and locator agents. We watch list our contracted targets, and when they are online, we hunt them down – anywhere! We hunt our targets in worm hole or null, low, high sec space. Although our home base is in Caldari space, don’t let that fool you. You will find us or our alts roaming across New Eden hunting down our targets.

If you’re looking to hire station campers, look elsewhere. But if you want hunter-killers who will pursue their prey, hire POH.


I stand behind this.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#769 - 2015-01-21 21:57:26 UTC
Keep those merc contracts coming. Signed up a few more happy customers today!

Bombers Rule!!!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#770 - 2015-01-21 22:04:38 UTC
Pursuit of happiness, tightknit core of outstanding ace pilots doing quality merc work.

o7

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#771 - 2015-01-23 11:54:48 UTC
War ended with Marmite yesterday - I wonder what the final score was? My money is on POH, but I'm sure numbers and scores don't mean much anyway. Smile

Bombers Rule!!!
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#772 - 2015-01-23 12:51:05 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:
War ended with Marmite yesterday - I wonder what the final score was? My money is on POH, but I'm sure numbers and scores don't mean much anyway. Smile


Seems you think they do mean much.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=400083&find=unread
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#773 - 2015-01-23 12:59:47 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:
War ended with Marmite yesterday - I wonder what the final score was? My money is on POH, but I'm sure numbers and scores don't mean much anyway. Smile


Seems you think they do mean much.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=400083&find=unread


You're quite the troll! :)
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#774 - 2015-01-23 13:14:09 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:
War ended with Marmite yesterday - I wonder what the final score was? My money is on POH, but I'm sure numbers and scores don't mean much anyway. Smile
Was a good war, till POH got smart again and went back to their roots Pirate

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#775 - 2015-01-24 00:22:56 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:
War ended with Marmite yesterday - I wonder what the final score was? My money is on POH, but I'm sure numbers and scores don't mean much anyway. Smile


Seems you think they do mean much.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=400083&find=unread



Wait wait lol This is you:

Sarcasm Loading...please wait...still loading...

Bombers Rule!!!
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#776 - 2015-01-24 00:59:48 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:
Miko Jin wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:
War ended with Marmite yesterday - I wonder what the final score was? My money is on POH, but I'm sure numbers and scores don't mean much anyway. Smile


Seems you think they do mean much.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=400083&find=unread



Wait wait lol This is you:

Sarcasm Loading...please wait...still loading...


Seems sarcasm slapped you where it hurt! Or was that contradiction? I forget.
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#777 - 2015-01-25 09:17:49 UTC
Still loading? Some folks just don't get it.

Bombers Rule!!!
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#778 - 2015-01-25 10:19:56 UTC
I don't ge... wait, what? Straight
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#779 - 2015-01-25 19:22:13 UTC
This is why you should hire us.

Battle Report

Need I say more?

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#780 - 2015-01-27 23:13:46 UTC
Lets all have a sit down and talk something out.

If a special group is harassing your daily operations in your home system then you should hire a merc. Lets be logical about this. If you live 10 jumps from Jita/Amarr/Dodixie, and you are getting harassed 10 jumps from Jita/Amarr/Dodixie, then why hire mercs that gets 90% of their kills in Jita/Amarr/Dodixie? Why hire someone that would spend 10% of their effort hunting YOUR enemy?

If you have ever hired a merc before that gets 90% of their kills in Jita/Amarr/Dodixie you should feel ripped off by now. The merc world knows that only lemming wartargets use the major hubs but to please the dumb masses they keep quiet and claim that they are "making a difference." The hunters that are harassing know better than to travel to hubs so why hire someone that won't leave the hubs?

If it hasn't come together by now then let me glue it up for you. If your hired merc stays in Jita/Amarr/Dodixie then why would the foe harassing you 10 jumps from Jita/Amarr/Dodixie stop harassing you? This is eye opening now isn't it! Lets continue.

You're lucky though because I have a solution for your problem. What do all of the high-sec mercenaries have in common? They have either died to our hunting parties or have been apart of them. Thats right, The Pursuit of Happiness puts 100% of its effort into hunting its wartargets! Why hire pilots that TRIED to learn from us when you could hire the teachers themselves?

You think I'm bluffing or making this up? Hire these so called hunters to HUNT The Pursuit of Happiness. We will show you who taught who!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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