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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Bob Maths
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2941 - 2014-12-24 20:10:46 UTC
entire t3 battlecruiser roster for next update
James Zimmer
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#2942 - 2014-12-24 21:36:04 UTC
High sec belts have a small, random chance of spawning C6 sleepers.
Orange Faeces
Farbissina Industrial and Procurement
#2943 - 2014-12-24 22:19:21 UTC
Please Turn wrote:
Combat Recons will now be permanently undetectable by directional scanners


I was unaware, until today, that Tuskers were a PVE alliance.

You learn new things everyday...


O.F.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2944 - 2014-12-25 23:27:14 UTC
highsec outposts develop sanshas tech and randomly warp around systems at downtime

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2945 - 2014-12-25 23:30:51 UTC
involentary wormhole transit/ gate malfunction, drops 0.1% of jumpers into thera

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
NearNihil
Jump Drive Appreciation Society
#2946 - 2014-12-26 18:43:12 UTC
The only way to get skillbooks is to get someone who has said skill to 5 to write a copy for you.
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2947 - 2014-12-26 19:13:00 UTC
Ammo malfunction has a .001% of detonating in chamber blowing up your ship

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Krops Vont
#2948 - 2014-12-26 23:24:51 UTC
Ships below 10% shields have a chance of being damaged in armor/structure when entering warp.

--==Services==--

Propaganda/Art/Media

Wormhole Finding & Selling

o/ Play for fun
Dantes Wolf
Interstellar Corporation of Universal Management
#2949 - 2014-12-27 00:49:06 UTC
EVE is ten years in: Reset ALL SP's, for Everyone.

"Before you diagnose yourself with low selfesteem and depression, you should first make sure, that you are not just, in fact, surrounded by assholes".
Dantes Wolf
Interstellar Corporation of Universal Management
#2950 - 2014-12-27 00:55:34 UTC
Mah!

"Before you diagnose yourself with low selfesteem and depression, you should first make sure, that you are not just, in fact, surrounded by assholes".
Qn'qura Zalas Zula
Doomheim
#2951 - 2014-12-27 01:08:38 UTC
Capital gun equipped attack battleships, for when blap dreads are just too unwieldy.

Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
General Guardian
Perkone
Caldari State
#2952 - 2014-12-27 04:18:02 UTC
anti-sub capital, capital sized weapons and capital sized prop mods. Anti-subcap-capital weapons can't be fitted unless in a station environment
SFM Hobb3s
Perkone
Caldari State
#2953 - 2014-12-27 05:18:57 UTC
0.5% bonus to jump fatigue reduction by entering captains quarters and having a nap for x hours
General Guardian
Perkone
Caldari State
#2954 - 2014-12-27 07:27:45 UTC
add jump fatigue to stargates.. to make eve seem really really REALLY BIG
Random Thurston
Red Kroisos
#2955 - 2014-12-27 11:00:45 UTC
Giving titans a small exhaust vent that allows frigates to one shot them. xP
Ratchet Conway
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2956 - 2014-12-27 11:03:56 UTC
Random Thurston wrote:
Giving titans a small exhaust vent that allows frigates to one shot them. xP



you forgot about flying inside to the power core. --the single exhaust vent is so Star Wars 1.. we already learned that lesson.

Of course you gotta equip your titan with internal guns, because the submarine mechanics would have a frigate bouncing for days. XD
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2957 - 2014-12-27 19:08:35 UTC
Ratings of topics in forums, just another tally same as "likes" I call them shitposts. Shitpost too much and your topics start on page 2



Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Badel Jramodarr
#2958 - 2014-12-27 23:20:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Badel Jramodarr
Covert op ships have an AoE EMP which incapacitates the enemy ship & scrambles their Ui making it unusable for 1-15 seconds, depending on your skill. Also makes it impossible to write support tickets or forum posts for an hour

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Bob Maths
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2959 - 2014-12-28 00:08:48 UTC
pinning this thread
Badel Jramodarr
#2960 - 2014-12-28 00:15:07 UTC