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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2581 - 2014-07-18 06:27:53 UTC
reduce grid size to 5km
Maximilian Stargazer
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2582 - 2014-07-18 06:39:39 UTC
Have a big space worm wander around new eden and take scoops of PI out of planets (like in that star trek episode). Drops all eaten resources on kill.
Raw Matters
Brilliant Starfire
#2583 - 2014-07-18 09:45:39 UTC
Slippery-Stream-Drive: Tampers with the target ship's inertia controls to make it turn and tilt uncontrollably.
Raw Matters
Brilliant Starfire
#2584 - 2014-07-18 09:51:44 UTC
And of course: Eve-Dating site! A page where lonely capsuleers can register, upload their bio, find matches and arrange blind dates in some cozy low-sec Minmatar station.
Lachra
Lachra Corporation
#2585 - 2014-07-18 09:54:06 UTC
Every star has a chance to emit a solar flare, with AOE thermal damage across the entire system - let's say, oh, 50,000 hitpoints?
Maximilian Stargazer
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2586 - 2014-07-18 19:08:21 UTC
Make it possible to overfit PG by 5% which overheats your hull and you take constant damage to it.
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2587 - 2014-07-19 04:29:10 UTC
module that turns your ship into a copy of the target.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#2588 - 2014-08-05 16:39:45 UTC
Add a ECM effect to remote transfer modules so that there's a chance you drop out of combat if you receive many armor/shield/cap from logistics.
Blueclaws
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2589 - 2014-08-05 17:37:57 UTC
Russian roulette style Self destruct dualing option.
Akashi Suenobu
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2590 - 2014-08-05 20:04:56 UTC
Takari wrote:
Joke AWOX gun. Just produces a large flag that says BANG.


So...festival launcher?
Tuscck
Madoff Investment Securities
#2591 - 2014-08-05 22:01:36 UTC
Podding alliance leader means loosing all sov for that alliance
Tuscck
Madoff Investment Securities
#2592 - 2014-08-06 21:44:04 UTC
In exchange for a clone you can give another character a free ride to whatever destination.
Anthar Thebess
#2593 - 2014-08-06 22:16:15 UTC
Force CCP Devs to play EVE.
Rob Kashuken
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2594 - 2014-08-07 04:34:28 UTC
Seeing the hoary chestnut of the latest iteration of the 'nerf AFK Cloaking / Local' thread got me to thinking... what that mechanic actually needs is a buff.

Introduce that cloaking has an effect on local - when cloaked, a timer starts. When the cloaker leaves the system, their name is then shown in local for the length of time that they were cloaked in-system for. This'll cause two mechanics to be in-play - it would strengthen cloak camping mechanics for cloakies, and would introduce meaningless paranoia for those watching local like a hawk in order for them to resume their ratting.
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2595 - 2014-08-07 05:28:17 UTC
Rob Kashuken wrote:
Seeing the hoary chestnut of the latest iteration of the 'nerf AFK Cloaking / Local' thread got me to thinking... what that mechanic actually needs is a buff.

Introduce that cloaking has an effect on local - when cloaked, a timer starts. When the cloaker leaves the system, their name is then shown in local for the length of time that they were cloaked in-system for. This'll cause two mechanics to be in-play - it would strengthen cloak camping mechanics for cloakies, and would introduce meaningless paranoia for those watching local like a hawk in order for them to resume their ratting.

Building off that...

Rats appear in local.
Velicitia
XS Tech
#2596 - 2014-08-07 10:38:00 UTC
Anthar Thebess wrote:
Force CCP Devs to play EVE.


Wait, I thought this was the "bad idea" thread?

(ontopic)
Whatever PVE goodies that "all the other MMOs" are doing.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Rab See
Stellar Dynamics
#2597 - 2014-08-07 11:17:34 UTC
Allow a nice way for fleets to merge.
Anthar Thebess
#2598 - 2014-08-08 06:24:01 UTC
Confiscated isk (RMT, Booting, perma bans ) is added to player alliance or corporation bounty pool.
If it could be possible , make a separate bounty wallet visible at corporation/alliance
J A Aloysiusz
Risk Breakers
SONS of BANE
#2599 - 2014-08-08 06:33:49 UTC
Low security space between each of the 4 high sec empires.
J A Aloysiusz
Risk Breakers
SONS of BANE
#2600 - 2014-08-08 06:35:00 UTC
Tuscck wrote:
Podding alliance leader means loosing all sov for that alliance


I lold