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The official I'm breaking up with you thread - from poster above

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Doreen Kaundur
#101 - 2014-06-17 14:41:34 UTC
you are not the man you said you are....we're done.

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Deaf Armada
#102 - 2014-06-17 17:05:55 UTC
I told it was either you or Cake.

Cake are surprisingly good
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#103 - 2014-06-17 17:18:06 UTC
I'm sorry. It's not your fault, it's mine. All my life I've dreamed of being with someone who is beautiful, female, and beardless. You're zero out of three of those. So long....
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#104 - 2014-06-17 17:31:06 UTC
Your lack of Pssshhh is disturbing, young jedi. Go find that obi wan guy to train you, he'll train anyone, we're through.

I'm in it for the money

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Sivney Quincannon
#105 - 2014-06-17 18:39:47 UTC

You're a Liberal. I just can't.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#106 - 2014-06-17 19:11:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
I'm leaving you for someone new I found. This person doesn't bark orders at me, or prevent me from branching my life out. I'm glad I realized you were the root of my problems. In fact this person is very quiet and peaceful, and I can be myself around 'em. Now don't call me a cub just because I'm going after someone much older than I. Truth be told, this someone will likely outlive me, if I can protect my new love from your kind and your people's chainsaws.

So gather your stuff into that trunk and get going. Don't make me say it again.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#107 - 2014-06-17 21:02:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I always suspected it, but I wasn't sure until you shaved your head. You're Sid Phillips. I'm sorry, but I just can't hang out with anyone who's mean to helpless toys. Have a good life, and get some help, OK?
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#108 - 2014-06-17 22:53:40 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Dearest... look... I love you... but... those glasses of yours? Yeah... those giant ANTENNA ARRAYS you have on your face... I hate them.

At first I didn't mind... but then I started getting annoyed whenever you entered a room. Radios do not work... all I get is your creepy inner voice (you were talking to yourself about different types of buttons yesterday!!).
And do not even get me started on the TV signal. I've... seen things... from your head...

... what is it with you and Macarena anyways??!?!?!

And Phil? Your co-worker and best buddy? The one you have spent every day and evening with for the last 10 years at work and at the bar? He called an hour ago. He has brain cancer. The doctors say it was most likely due to continuous exposure to low level radio and microwave radiation.


Anyways... ordinarily I would make you decide between me or the glasses... but you seem have already made that decision as soon as I walked in.
Yes.
Yes, you did.
I heard you say it on the radio right there!!!!!!!
Yes, you're broadcasting right now *******!!!!
That's it!! I'm out! And I'm taking the dogs with me too!

*slam*

How did you Veterans start?
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#109 - 2014-06-17 23:12:46 UTC
What? I thought everyone in Minmatar Militia had farmed piles of isk. Dammit.

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#110 - 2014-06-17 23:15:52 UTC
Everyone does. I am no exception. I just wanted to test you. You failed. Out you go!!!

How did you Veterans start?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#111 - 2014-06-17 23:19:54 UTC
*does a Wile. E Coyote.

Damn beer goggles have a lot to answer for Oops

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#112 - 2014-06-18 16:15:04 UTC
I'm in love with your Dad. And your Mom. So. Yeah. Bye.

Bring your possibles.
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#113 - 2014-06-18 16:46:15 UTC
So it turns out my other personality has reasserted control and he told me to tell you to pack your crap and get out. Honestly, as the submissive personality, my hands are tied at this point. /shrugs

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#114 - 2014-06-18 22:04:29 UTC
Those explosive farts really blow my hair back, but your bald faced lies have destroyed the relationship..

(do you see what I did there?)

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#115 - 2014-06-18 22:18:53 UTC
Your hair looks weird. I liked you better with a mohawk.

Yeah, I'm that materialistic that I'll quit you over that.
Mohawks are kewl.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#116 - 2014-06-19 16:58:04 UTC
Ooh, we called it off again last night
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never ever ever getting back together,
We are never ever ever getting back together,
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Like, ever...
Doreen Kaundur
#117 - 2014-06-20 12:25:49 UTC
"You Don't Bring Me Egg Rolls"

You don't bring me egg rolls
You don't sing me love songs
You hardly talk to me anymore
When you come through the door
At the end of the day

I remember when
You couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me

Now after lovin' me late at night
When it's good for you
And you're feeling alright
Well, you just roll over
And you turn out the light

You don't bring me egg rolls anymore

It used to be so natural
To talk about forever
But 'used to be's' don't count anymore
They just lay on the floor
'Til we sweep them away

And baby, I remember
All the things you taught me
I learned how to laugh
And I learned how to cry
Well I learned how to love
Even learned how to lie

You'd think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
'Cause you don't bring me egg rolls
Anymore

Well, you'd think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
'Cause you don't bring me egg rolls
Anymore

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#118 - 2014-06-20 16:36:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Gaellia Bonaventure
In a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top
Will throw myself off
In an effort to
Make it clear to whoever
What it's like
When you're shattered
Left standing in the lurch at a church
Were people are saying, My God, that's tough
She stood her up
No point in us remaining
We may as well go home
As I did on my own
Alone again, naturally

To think that only yesterday
I was cheerful, bright and gay
Looking forward to who wouldn't do
The role I was about to play
But as if to knock me down
Reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch
Cut me into little pieces
Leaving me to doubt
Talk about, God in His mercy
Oh, if he really does exist
Why did he desert me


In my hour of need
I truly am indeed
Alone again, naturally

Bring your possibles.
Xenuria
#119 - 2014-06-20 16:56:09 UTC
I am sorry but this friendship just can't work. The only social currency I value is honesty and if you cannot be 100% honest with me than we are not compatible as friends.

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#120 - 2014-06-20 17:35:47 UTC
Take a look at my body
Look at my hands
There's so much here
That I don't understand

Your face saving promises
Whispered like prayers
I don't need them

I've been treated so wrong
I've been treated so long
As if I'm becoming untouchable

Well, contempt loves the silence
It thrives in the dark
With fine winding tendrils
That strangle the heart

They say that promises
Sweeten the blow
But I don't need them
No, I don't need them

I've been treated so wrong
I've been treated so long
As if I'm becoming untouchable

I'm a slow dying flower
Frost killing hour
Sweet turning sour
And untouchable

Oh, I need
The darkness
The sweetness
The sadness
The weakness
Oh, I need this

I need
A lullaby
A kiss goodnight
Angel sweet
Love of my life
Oh, I need this

I'm a slow dying flower
Frost killing hour
The sweet turning sour
And untouchable

Do you remember the way
That you touched me before
All the trembling sweetness
I loved and adored?

Your face saving promises
Whispered like prayers
I don't need them

I need
The darkness
The sweetness
The sadness
The weakness
I need this

I need
A lullaby
A kiss goodnight
The angel sweet
Love of my life
Oh, I need this

Well, is it dark enough?
Can you see me?
Do you want me?
Can you reach me?
Or I'm leaving

You better shut your mouth
Hold your breath
Kiss me now you'll catch your death
Oh, I mean this
Oh, I need this

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."