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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Patrick Yaa
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#2501 - 2014-06-02 10:51:19 UTC
Introduce creepers from minecraft, that randomly spawn. the further from the sun, the more often Evil
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2502 - 2014-06-02 22:14:01 UTC
Armor plates should reduce signature radius? ... Could go into the science, but this would draw out the one liner.

Is that my two cents or yours?
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#2503 - 2014-06-06 20:21:47 UTC
Create a new type of shuttle with jump drives that work in high sec only.
Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#2504 - 2014-06-07 15:24:24 UTC
On a fresh client install, toggle UI off (like control-F9) so the newbies can better experience the beauty of New Eden.

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Ray Kyonhe
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2505 - 2014-06-07 15:49:04 UTC
Give mmjd to hulls of cruiser size.

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Jake Spanner
Highsec Industrial
#2506 - 2014-06-07 16:41:23 UTC
Mines and Mine layer ships
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2507 - 2014-06-07 17:15:21 UTC
Shuttle self destruct should make a cyno beacon by default

Is that my two cents or yours?
Itrala
Trains Awesomeness
#2508 - 2014-06-08 01:49:47 UTC
Uber tanking Freighter with rigs that put only armor of shield tanked stuff. (1 000 000 EHP FTW) XD
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#2509 - 2014-06-09 12:12:48 UTC
Tech 3 Capitals

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
Auduin Samson
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2510 - 2014-06-10 04:39:36 UTC
Allow for the fitting of comically large flashlights, sights, lasers and optics on the Rokh's tactical rail.
NearNihil
Jump Drive Appreciation Society
#2511 - 2014-06-10 20:48:35 UTC
Introduce a ship that has a top speed of 1 m/s and has a bonus to MJD spool-up time, cap use and cooldown to compensate.
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2512 - 2014-06-11 02:08:37 UTC
Slots can be targeted individually for focused fire. Quick! Shoot the warp scrambler!

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Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2513 - 2014-06-12 15:09:45 UTC
Courier mission "Psssssssssh!" renamed to "Psssshhhh;" turned into a 1 of 2 mission with "Need more Psssshhhh" as a followup.
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2514 - 2014-06-13 18:54:24 UTC
Freighters should be invulnerable because they cost so much

Is that my two cents or yours?
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2515 - 2014-06-13 19:01:13 UTC
An alliance tournament with only tech 1 frigates, cruisers and modules.

Is that my two cents or yours?
Velicitia
XS Tech
#2516 - 2014-06-13 19:28:14 UTC
(it's been a few pages so ...) Change the skill system.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2517 - 2014-06-13 23:35:02 UTC
Make ships insta-pop if they warp through the sun, and Blood Raider ships gradually lose HP the closer they are to the sun.

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Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2518 - 2014-06-15 19:38:21 UTC
Make lasers have continuous damage instead of vollies.

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Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#2519 - 2014-06-15 20:37:29 UTC
Make damage impacts on your hull move the ship slightly in the opposite direction of where the impact was. Higher damage equals pushing the ship further.
jack firestar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2520 - 2014-06-16 08:12:57 UTC  |  Edited by: jack firestar
make a ship that carries capusales and has only one weapon on that forces people to eject from there shipsPirate so u and ur buddys can steal ships for profit or use