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Mattpat139 Sukarala
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2481 - 2014-05-29 13:56:00 UTC
SLEF DESTRUCT DAMAGES NEARBY SIPS Big smilePirateTwisted

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w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2482 - 2014-05-29 14:18:37 UTC
Mattpat139 Sukarala wrote:
SLEF DESTRUCT DAMAGES NEARBY SIPS Big smilePirateTwisted

Self destruct capitals should be handled like bombs from stealth bombers...

Is that my two cents or yours?
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2483 - 2014-05-29 14:42:45 UTC
Remote micro jump drive... Sending friend or foe 100 km in the direction they are facing

Is that my two cents or yours?
Auduin Samson
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2484 - 2014-05-29 16:41:40 UTC
Unlock the door in the captain's quarters but don't tell anyone that it leads out an airlock and they will vent their clone if they open it.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2485 - 2014-05-30 05:14:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Anna Karhunen
Every time you start flying the new Moa, you hear the ballad of SerenitEVE.
Also an idea for the loading screen: A counter that displays the number of Moas named "Serenity"

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Strot Harn
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2486 - 2014-05-30 07:25:28 UTC
Long range tractor beams on the Rorqual can tractor beam other ships to it as well as cans/wrecks.
Walter Hart White
Heisenberg Minings
#2487 - 2014-05-30 07:47:16 UTC
CRAZYCAJUN wrote:
I've got the worst idea ever!!!!

Lets make faction standings completely unnecessary for anchoring pos's in hi sec!!!!

This way we just screw the hell out of everything! YAY!!!!



Implement dislike button for these kinds of posts.
Titsen Nass
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2488 - 2014-05-30 18:34:03 UTC
Super capital mining vessel able to use capital mining lasers / ice / gas.
Haiiro Aurgnet
Celestial Phoenix Industries
#2489 - 2014-05-30 18:40:37 UTC
Titsen Nass wrote:
Super capital mining vessel able to use capital mining lasers / ice / gas.


OMG you actually did it.
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2490 - 2014-05-31 00:40:33 UTC
Doomsday device that just destroys asteroids in range

Is that my two cents or yours?
Joe Boirele
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2491 - 2014-05-31 00:46:09 UTC
Adding space cats you can buy for $50 from the New Eden Store.

Enemies are just friends who stab you in the front.

"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!"
Saisin
Chao3's Rogue Operatives Corp
#2492 - 2014-05-31 00:53:28 UTC
Have monocle give 10% tracking bonus.

Vote Borat Guereen for CSM XII

Check out the Minarchist Space Project
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2493 - 2014-05-31 02:07:52 UTC
Fifth empire faction: Furries.
Auduin Samson
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2494 - 2014-05-31 08:14:51 UTC
Unlock Jove space. Reveal that they all have claustrophobia fetishes and that capsules were just meant for their own perverse pleasure.
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#2495 - 2014-05-31 16:48:32 UTC
We've already got titans. Now we need to think bigger, because spaceships.

Give us super-titans. And super-heavy battleships for subcaps. Maybe like tech 3 battleships!

Super titans will also be able to jump or bridge to anywhere in New Eden.

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2496 - 2014-05-31 16:55:25 UTC
Get rid of Sovereignty and allow POS that can be setup near a gate?

Is that my two cents or yours?
Amonios Zula
Aeon Ascendant
#2497 - 2014-05-31 17:42:57 UTC
Add a clone scrambler module to force an alpha clone when the targeted capsule is popped Pirate
w3ak3stl1nk
Hedion University
#2498 - 2014-05-31 17:44:31 UTC
Amonios Zula wrote:
Add a clone scrambler module to force an alpha clone when the targeted capsule is popped Pirate

This should be a deployable...

Is that my two cents or yours?
Melchizedek Kurvora
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2499 - 2014-06-01 04:25:23 UTC
You have to manually dock your ship and if you hit any of the station you get fined.
Auduin Samson
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2500 - 2014-06-02 10:30:58 UTC
Disable safeties. Tell no one.