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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Isabela Valentine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#61 - 2014-05-24 13:49:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Isabela Valentine
Charles Case wrote:
"Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" pretty original. You should create a corp and call it Grrwaffe.



lol I like.


Is this the same 20B that was placed on our Titan or have you now locked down 40B to Chribba for 2 Titans to die?
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#62 - 2014-05-24 15:55:14 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Of course there are a bunch of people who wouldn't kill a titan for free


People go out of their way to kill titans for free all the time. I'm not sure which amuses me more; You giving out free money for nothing or your inability to understand how people work.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#63 - 2014-05-24 16:09:22 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

Don't you think a PL fleet spamming "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" to Goons worth some pocket change? Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed?


Last I checked most people in PL don't even know who you are.

Gevlon Goblin wrote:
The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money.


Oh wow 20b, what a huge sum of money.

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Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2014-05-24 17:31:05 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
Gevlon is just playing the odds the same way Jita undock campers play the odds by wardec'ing the biggest corps. After all, isn't it strange that Gevlon puts a bounty on CFC titans after CFC supers are baited in Daras "just for the fun of it". Next time some one drops on us just for the fun, they can spam that message in local, collect some pocket change, and Gevlon can act like it was his kill.


Don't you think a PL fleet spamming "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" to Goons worth some pocket change? Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated.


This isn't actually going to make us angry, because they aren't actually celebrating you; they're just milking you for 20 billion on top of a Titan gank they were already going to do.
Donna Lasnarga
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#65 - 2014-05-24 18:06:25 UTC
On the other hand, why don't you simply try to hire PL proper and make them -for example- attack VFK? And please let us know how the negotiations are coming along. Thank you.
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#66 - 2014-05-24 18:15:11 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey Goons! You never heard the saying "don't interrupt foes when they make mistakes". You should just shut up and laugh as I waste my money. Why do you want to save me from that?

because you've never shown any ability to learn, so we get to have the fun of making fun of you without the slightest risk you'll actually figure out anything you're doing wrong
Savnire Jacitu
Undead Retirement Crypt
#67 - 2014-05-24 18:20:56 UTC
Gevlon wheel, Gevlon deal.

You want deal?

With Gevlon, you wheel? You deal! Gah hah!

Many deal...many thanks! Gah hah!
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#68 - 2014-05-24 18:51:55 UTC
At least it's Chribba verified this time. Pirate

Alek the Kidnapper, Hero of the CSM
Schwa Nuts
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#69 - 2014-05-24 21:40:12 UTC
Alekseyev Karrde wrote:
At least it's Chribba verified this time. Pirate


Any future dealings with this well-known scammer would have to go through Chribba for anyone to even listen.

That being said, nobody should listen anyway.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#70 - 2014-05-24 22:58:24 UTC
Donna Lasnarga wrote:
On the other hand, why don't you simply try to hire PL proper and make them -for example- attack VFK? And please let us know how the negotiations are coming along. Thank you.

He couldn't afford to, and I don't think his ego could take the hit of knowing that.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Shepard Wong Ogeko
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#71 - 2014-05-25 00:58:28 UTC
HVAC Repairman wrote:
is this retroactive because i think the vfk beacon could be owed a trillion



Our own CEO, in his infinite benevolence, personally demands that we run a honeypot in our staging system to provide content to BL, Waffles, or anyone else within range that wants to dunk on goon cap ships.

The degree to which Gevlon fails to understand goons is probably worthy of a Mathematics PhD if anyone can find a way to plot it.
Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#72 - 2014-05-25 01:24:23 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Killing a titan is it's own reward (you would know this if you understood people), a "bounty" does exactly nothing in real terms.

There aren't a bunch of people sitting around right now, thinking "So there's this Titan, but urghhhh like why would be kill it where's the incentive, if only some blogger with money and no sense would fix this".

Of course there are a bunch of people who wouldn't kill a titan for free, but would gladly do so for 20B: the blues of the titan. As you said, the actual killers will kill it for free, so if a lovely little bee approaches Elo Knight "hey I can tackle a titan for you if you give me the 20B of that pubbie shitlord", Elo will surely say yes.


That would require Elo to undock something other than nullified tengus or interceptors
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
#73 - 2014-05-25 03:12:55 UTC
Savnire Jacitu wrote:
Gevlon wheel, Gevlon deal.

You want deal?

With Gevlon, you wheel? You deal! Gah hah!

Many deal...many thanks! Gah hah!


Thread over.
Money Makin Mitch
Paid in Full
#74 - 2014-05-25 03:44:45 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
20 bil isn't worth never getting to play with my friends again and probably also getting blacklisted from every other alliance worth a damn since everyone would know I'm a sellout waiting to happen.

Then again talking about social interaction to you is like trying to describe a rainbow to a blind man.

Lol
BCBUDDHA
Pandemic Horde High Sec Division
#75 - 2014-05-25 05:56:35 UTC
wait, whats the CFC and why are they bad?
Gin Alley
#76 - 2014-05-25 06:40:21 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
People go out of their way to kill titans for free all the time. I'm not sure which amuses me more; You giving out free money for nothing or your inability to understand how people work.


This is the same guy that pays for wardecs that were going on before he was getting ganked by Hogger in Goldshire.
CraftyCroc
Fraternity Alliance Please Ignore
#77 - 2014-05-25 12:03:50 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
Gevlon is just playing the odds the same way Jita undock campers play the odds by wardec'ing the biggest corps. After all, isn't it strange that Gevlon puts a bounty on CFC titans after CFC supers are baited in Daras "just for the fun of it". Next time some one drops on us just for the fun, they can spam that message in local, collect some pocket change, and Gevlon can act like it was his kill.


Don't you think a PL fleet spamming "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" to Goons worth some pocket change? Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed?

The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money.



So the isk was sent to you in error + you plan to give it to someone for doing what they'd do anyway, circle of life.
Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#78 - 2014-05-25 12:23:22 UTC
The interesting part of this is: will 5 people that (obviously) would've killed that Titan anyway post 'Gevlon Goblin sends his regards' in local for 20B ISK?

I personally doubt it.

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Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
#79 - 2014-05-25 12:46:47 UTC
Gin Alley wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
People go out of their way to kill titans for free all the time. I'm not sure which amuses me more; You giving out free money for nothing or your inability to understand how people work.


This is the same guy that pays for wardecs that were going on before he was getting ganked by Hogger in Goldshire.



amusing

Will gank for food
Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
#80 - 2014-05-25 12:50:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarojan
Why does he think 20 bil is enough to convince someone to awox cfc?? seems silly to burn a spy for just 40 plexs when its in that deep.

Will gank for food