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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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michael chasseur
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2014-05-24 00:05:43 UTC
i don't know what's worse, OP's idea or the goons who bite it so hard
El Scotch
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2014-05-24 00:16:45 UTC
I think you will find that Rifters are our most precious ships.
Kilgarth
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
#43 - 2014-05-24 00:26:36 UTC
Tell you what, as an honorable CFC super cap FC, pay me the low price of 150b and I will suicide a super cap fleet into PL in low sec.

Its a fool proof plan, I assure you.
vilya novacat
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#44 - 2014-05-24 00:29:36 UTC
My titan pilot is shivering in her boots.

No, wait. She's just laughing so hard she can't stand. My bad.
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#45 - 2014-05-24 01:00:52 UTC
In before PL lose a titan and Gevlon tries to paint it as a victory against the CFC (with graphs).

Gevlon Goblin wrote:
their highsec POCOs were cleansed.


They were? I thought they lost one that was immediately replaced by them?

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#46 - 2014-05-24 01:05:33 UTC
I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

admiral root
Red Galaxy
#47 - 2014-05-24 01:09:58 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead.


People need to be paid to do that?

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff

Charles Case
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#48 - 2014-05-24 01:18:42 UTC
You know what really gets me about this guy? How everything he does is half assed. A prime example of the mental laziness of any randian.

Just look at that poor sod Captain Lemmings in CAOD left all alone having to act all smug after constant failure.
CraftyCroc
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#49 - 2014-05-24 01:24:43 UTC
This guys that fat kid who dances whilst swinging a light sabre.

Well done Gevlon. You are an inspiration for all those out there with ....let's just say less of a head start
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#50 - 2014-05-24 04:40:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Zol Interbottom
G'day Gevlon, I'm from the Blimp Requisition Services, are you an aerial vehicle by any chance?

I would like to offer my services as a professional blimp technician and parts wholesaler, for the price of only 10bil ISK i will sabotage the competition with low quality blimp parts and ensure that you are the only blimp coasting through the empty skies, for another 30b i will be able to install a brand new airframe and a complete helium restocking to ensure that you are feeling fresh and blimpy for the foreseeable future.

Please PM me with details of your current hanger and planned flight dates to ensure that you are safe from any accidents.

Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead.


Are you implying that Gevlon would actually undock from station, let alone join a corporation.

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba

Shepard Wong Ogeko
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2014-05-24 06:05:27 UTC
Zol Interbottom wrote:

Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead.


Are you implying that Gevlon would actually undock from station, let alone join a corporation.



We didn't even kill him when he wanted to be killed, orbiting the Perimeter gate in his Orca during Burn Jita 3.


And that is the true story of how Gevlon Goalposts defeated the Goon menace once and for all.
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#52 - 2014-05-24 06:13:00 UTC
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
Gevlon is just playing the odds the same way Jita undock campers play the odds by wardec'ing the biggest corps. After all, isn't it strange that Gevlon puts a bounty on CFC titans after CFC supers are baited in Daras "just for the fun of it". Next time some one drops on us just for the fun, they can spam that message in local, collect some pocket change, and Gevlon can act like it was his kill.


Don't you think a PL fleet spamming "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" to Goons worth some pocket change? Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed?

The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Shepard Wong Ogeko
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2014-05-24 06:41:13 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
Gevlon is just playing the odds the same way Jita undock campers play the odds by wardec'ing the biggest corps. After all, isn't it strange that Gevlon puts a bounty on CFC titans after CFC supers are baited in Daras "just for the fun of it". Next time some one drops on us just for the fun, they can spam that message in local, collect some pocket change, and Gevlon can act like it was his kill.


Don't you think a PL fleet spamming "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" to Goons worth some pocket change? Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed?

The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money.



Do what ever you want with your isk. I'm going to be dropping a few billion on a painted battle Rorq with the new hull HP rigs.


And no amount of dead CFC Titans will ever equal the tears and rage you have spilled here and on your blog. You have to throw isk at PL and Marmite on the chance of getting tears from us. All I have to do is log in and put some skills in my queue to get pages of hand wringing out of you.
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#54 - 2014-05-24 06:42:45 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed?

The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money.


You do know that you could fund an entire expedition to outright destroy the goons and wipe CFC off of the doughnut and the only person crying would be their renters, The Mittani would probably blow a gasket back that would be hilarious anyway, the only person making a deal about this is you ya blimp.

No one gives a **** about you crying for attention with your little fight against the big bad goons and your bounty on a titan pilot.

If 20 billion is no issue to you i want you to sit around Jita in a pod with that much in implants in and let me blow you to tiny pieces, then we will see how little 20 billion ISK is.



You have virtually unlimited funds and somehow i guarantee you that with my less than 600 million total ISK ever i have enjoyed EVE more than you have.

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba

Mike Adoulin
Hell House
Hell Dawn
#55 - 2014-05-24 06:55:07 UTC
All Gevlon needs to do is just make sure the next supercap op CFC runs has a drunk FC, and then we'll all be reading about The Battle Of Rancer, or wherever the Titan ends up after it accidentally jumps...:)

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
#56 - 2014-05-24 08:15:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Succendus Tegimens
Popping into a **** thread (thanks for linking it on an irrelevant blog, Gevlon!) to say:

You're going to have to offer a lot more than 20b to get people to flip sides and awox a titan. That's not even the cost of a properly fit titan, and awoxing one when you were previously not going to do so would mean your complete blacklisting from the entire CFC, all your friends, and so on.

You have to understand the monetary costs of social connections. You're going to need a much larger bounty. Otherwise, you're basically just donating 20b to PL the next time they trap a super moving through lowsec. You may as well just give PL 20b out of the goodness of your heart and rest assured knowing they are going to trap and kill CFC supercaps because that is what PL does.

Edit: Oh, and I don't know if I'd characterize people laughing at your rampant stupidity and willful denseness as "tears." I mean, you could, but it would be inaccurate. Tears are when something like the Dara trap happens, or when PL steamrolls the CFC with drone assist. There has to be something actually at stake in order for tears to be generated, and so far all of your Grr Goons projects have yet to put something at stake on either side.

Want to generate tears? Found an alliance, dump every penny you have into it, and invade GSF home territory using every exploitable tactic you can find.

Unfortunately, that involves being social enough to understand how to run an alliance at sov-level, which you have shown you can't do not only once (TEST), but twice (Lemmings).

I genuinely want you to succeed in damaging goons, because to an outside observer like myself the tumult that accompanies true warfare is fascinating and fun to observe. All you are doing is whacking the goons in the legs with a small stick. They laugh at you, put you back in your high chair, and pat you on your little head before going off to get in a street brawl with PL.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#57 - 2014-05-24 11:04:09 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey Goons! You never heard the saying "don't interrupt foes when they make mistakes". You should just shut up and laugh as I waste my money. Why do you want to save me from that?

You're not a foe. You are completely and utterly irrelevant. The only version of you being a threat, in any capacity, is in your head.
Quote:
Probably because you know how titans die: dumbly.

1 - There is surely a CFC titan sitting under a public password or corp access shield.
2 - There is surely a CFC titan pilot who gladly bridge out a small gang of "bros" instead of telling them "no official ping, take gates punks".
3 - There is surely a CFC titan pilot who logs out at the very same safespot every time.
4 - There is surely a CFC titan pilot who accepts a fleet inv from "bros" and then asks "why am I warping to a planet"?
5 - There is surely a CFC titan pilot who jumps to a cyno beacon or a cyno opened by a helpful "bro" because his cyno alt is still in Period Basis.

Numbered these because I can't stack quotes

1 - Nope. If there by accident, it would be killed by someone burning a spy anyway
2 - Happens dozens of times a day. But, from inside a POS shield.
3 - Maybe, but anyone this dumb would be killed anyway by a spy
4 - Hahahahaha no.
5 - This doesn't happen. Also, as all of the above, if it was this easy any one of the 100s of spies in the CFC would be doing this already
michael chasseur wrote:
i don't know what's worse, OP's idea or the goons who bite it so hard

There is no "biting" - this is literally what OP believes. Check his blog!

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Josilin du Guesclin
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2014-05-24 12:01:39 UTC
Samahiel Sotken wrote:

I know in your head this made sense. I know you thought, "Here is a witty defence of my vision; so eloquent that my opponents will weep with despair at the inevitable logic of my conclusions!" Unfortunately, for that to be the case you must establish a direct and causal connection between your offering of pocket change, and a meaningful increase in the likelihood of one of these already all too common occurrences.

I'm insulted by the paucity of your bounty, not terrified. You can and should do better.
See, this post really shows what all the nay-saying is about. It's not about this being a bad idea, it's about jacking the payout up.
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#59 - 2014-05-24 12:32:38 UTC
As has been said, "If you are going to pay a merc to betray a gate, you need to pay him and most of his crew enough to live like kings the rest of their lives, as they will never find work again."
HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#60 - 2014-05-24 13:15:54 UTC
is this retroactive because i think the vfk beacon could be owed a trillion