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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#2321 - 2014-05-04 22:27:28 UTC
Jaz Antollare wrote:
Make a ship that can 1 vs 10 everyone, even itself!

this is called an armour-cat fleet

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2322 - 2014-05-05 19:28:38 UTC
Hardwiring that makes pods immune to non-targeted interdiction.
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#2323 - 2014-05-06 01:35:43 UTC
Reduced damage taken from area of effect attacks such as smartbombs and bombs. Implant or rig slot.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2324 - 2014-05-06 05:09:55 UTC
(inspired by "Give CONCORD some teeth" thread)

Give CONCORD ships visible teeth.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2325 - 2014-05-06 06:23:27 UTC
increase smart bomb range to 150km
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2326 - 2014-05-06 07:01:59 UTC
concord system wide smart bombs, BURN JITA BURN!
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2327 - 2014-05-06 07:11:23 UTC  |  Edited by: zen zubon
not sure if bad or awesome....
new ship class with tank and speed of a battleship using capital weapons and mid point of difference of sig between them.
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2328 - 2014-05-06 07:33:53 UTC
deploy-able structures that replicate different type of wormhole effects that shift type every 15 min in k-space
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2329 - 2014-05-06 07:38:53 UTC
debuffs that spread like a plague when ships are with-in 20km and last a week
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2330 - 2014-05-06 07:41:57 UTC
real-time webcam feeds to deploy-able in game billboards
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#2331 - 2014-05-06 07:43:07 UTC
Have boosters actually be addictive. Instead of a chance of a side effect during use, give them a chance of a longer lasting ( ie days ), bad side effect, which can be delayed by popping a new booster.

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2332 - 2014-05-06 07:47:19 UTC
graffiti module graffiti's other peoples ships
Ray Kyonhe
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2333 - 2014-05-06 08:27:44 UTC
Becoming a way too overspecialized on internet spaceships and dumping the Incarna project completly. I mean, a little bit of variety doesn't hurt.

Survey/voting system inbuilt to the game client: link_Reforming corp and taxation system: link_New PvE content (reward collective gameplay): link
Villanor
Grobnar Inc
#2334 - 2014-05-06 20:39:23 UTC
Make gates attached to stations.

Allow player made gates to be put up on wormhole entrances with a set lifetime.

Fittings for drones.

New t2 destroyer with smartbomb launchers capable of launching smartbombs.

Allow Orcas to tractor in pods.
Nadezda Morozovovna
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2335 - 2014-05-06 23:14:41 UTC
Give us the possibility to let our female characters work as prostitutes when we are offline for 10 isk/hour!
Kate Blaze
True Power Capsuleers
#2336 - 2014-05-06 23:41:37 UTC
Nadezda Morozovovna wrote:
Give us the possibility to let our female characters work as prostitutes when we are offline for 10 isk/hour!

You go that low, sister? At least 10m IPH would be better...
Hasril Pux
Red Cabal
#2337 - 2014-05-07 01:45:04 UTC
Areas of deep space that can only be accessed by manually flying to them (not sure that's such a bad idea actually).

If you like any of the older ship models (original artwork) better than the redesign of your favorite hull and don't want them to be lost forever, support ship customization and this feature request.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#2338 - 2014-05-07 02:24:24 UTC
Give ISD''s CCL division members access to CONCORD battleships once in a while on TQ to hunt down forum trolls in game.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Suzariel Kel-Paten
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2339 - 2014-05-07 05:42:20 UTC
Space-jail: if you're in an area of space where your rating is unfavorable with the local powers that be, you get shot down and locked up. (You can log in, but you can't undock.)

Corollary: space jailbreaks.

Corollary #2: walking (or singing, or rioting) in space-jail.

BadWrongFun Blog
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2340 - 2014-05-07 05:48:44 UTC
Mining lasers strip ore directly from target's hull.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.