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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Egravant Alduin
Ascendance Rising
Ascendance..
#2221 - 2014-03-31 18:16:57 UTC
You can launch smart disco ball and light comes from it and all ships start to dance eee orbit I mean!

Feel the wrath of the GECKO!
Holker Rubin
Graph-yard
#2222 - 2014-04-02 13:19:37 UTC
Instead of using the boring decimal system; use the duodecimal (or dozenal) system for more alien effect on the market, damage-numbers, time, in everything of the EvE universe! Cool

decimal 10 would be an upside-down 2 -> ᘔ
decimal 11 would be a backward 3 -> Ɛ
decimal 12 would be a duodecimal 10
decimal 100 would be duodecimal 84
decimal 144 would be duodecimal 100
decimal 1000 would be duodecimal 6Ɛ4
decimal 1728 would be duodecimal 1000
decimal 10,000 would be duodecimal 5954
decimal 20,736 would be duodecimal 10,000
decimal 100,000 would be duodecimal 49,ᘔ54
decimal 1,000,000 would be duodecimal 402,854
decimal 2,985984 would be duodecimal 1,000,000
decimal 1,000,000,000 would be duodecimal 23ᘔ,ᘔ93,854
decimal 5,159,780,352 would be duodecimal 1,000,000,000

decimal 1/3 or 0.33333... would be duodecimal 0.4
decimal 1/6 or 0.16666... would be duodecimal 0.2
decimal 1/9 or 0.11111... would be duodecimal 0.14

Life would be so much simpler in a duodecimal (or dozenal) system! Idea
Mikey Aivo
Original Sinners
Pandemic Legion
#2223 - 2014-04-02 15:30:01 UTC
Move ths undock buttons every time u patch the game
Blueclaws
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2224 - 2014-04-02 15:33:18 UTC
Give mining vessels turret and missle hard points.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2225 - 2014-04-02 15:34:57 UTC
Blueclaws wrote:
Give mining vessels turret and missle hard points.


Better still...let stripminers suck the minerals straight out of the hull...
PeanutButter JellyTime22
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2226 - 2014-04-02 19:49:06 UTC
2 ideas:

New skill: Independance - 20% reduction in all fuel used by capsuleers per level, 50x skill and affects jump drives, cynosural fields, active modules and starbases.

Give lasers a 10x damage boost, remove the capacitor use and make them run on cap boosters.
Maldiro Selkurk
Radiation Sickness
#2227 - 2014-04-02 21:57:59 UTC
Make a "One Line Bad Idea" Thread.

Yawn,  I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
Jump Freighter
Vindication Justified
#2228 - 2014-04-03 01:14:38 UTC
CHANGING DRONES LIKE IT HAS BEEN PROPOSED, RISE THIS **** IS ********.
IT BETTER BE AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE OR ELSE.
Anthar Thebess
#2229 - 2014-04-03 10:34:00 UTC
Wrecks destroyed by smart bombs.

Stop discrimination, help in a fight against terrorists

Show your support to The Cause!
Nelthaerius
Dead and Delirious
Brotherhood of Spacers
#2230 - 2014-04-03 16:23:32 UTC
Capital SmartBombs
Zintex
Dead Council's Revenge
Askaantiuul Logistics
#2231 - 2014-04-04 07:39:00 UTC
make down time last 23 hours, server start up 55 min. Shocked
General Guardian
Perkone
Caldari State
#2232 - 2014-04-05 23:44:10 UTC
I'm feeling Lucky button, can activate once every 24 hours.

Chooses a random ship from your hangar, undocks you and places you in a Random wormhole in your region, in a random deadspace location.
Silvonus
Spacewreck Emporium
#2233 - 2014-04-07 15:55:54 UTC
Custom clothing in the NEX store, allowing you to buy shirts or jackets with your corporation or alliance logo.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#2234 - 2014-04-07 15:58:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Che Biko
Actually, you can already buy shirts with MY corporation logo, see? So just join the good cause. Problem solved.
Lol

Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation

Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
Stan Durden
Solar Forged
#2235 - 2014-04-08 00:34:52 UTC
A micro-jump pulse weapon.

Everyone caught in blast radius micro-jumps 100km in the direction they are facing.
Yuki Akishino
UnSkilleD Inc.
#2236 - 2014-04-11 22:45:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Yuki Akishino
A full-revamp for factions cruisers and battleships ... oh wait it's done !
PrettyMuch Always Right
Doomheim
#2237 - 2014-04-11 23:58:20 UTC  |  Edited by: PrettyMuch Always Right
Adjust the user interface so your entire playerbase isn't constantly fighting it as much as they are their enemy.

Oh wait wrong thread.
Cordo Draken
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
#2238 - 2014-04-12 00:16:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Cordo Draken
Implement Cov Op Mining ships... Capable of using Mining Lasers while still Cloaked

Whomever said, "You only get one shot to make a good impression," was utterly wrong. I've made plenty of great impressions with my Autocannons 
Karma Anstian
Chimera Research and Development
#2239 - 2014-04-12 07:15:11 UTC
System wide moon scanning array T1
Arrow Does one sweep of the entire system taking 20 minutes to retrieve moon material information
Arrow50% chance of blowing up all the moons

System wide moon scanning array T2
Arrow Does one sweep of the entire system taking 5 minutes to retrieve moon material information
Arrow69% chance of blowing up entire system
Arrowcannot be used within 5km of any structure
Hoddafas Doaken
Aurora Dynamics
Pandemic Legion
#2240 - 2014-04-12 07:16:21 UTC
Add a fleet voting tab on the fleet window, it could filter fleet globally/wing/squad/system people are in.