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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Whittorical Quandary
Amarrian Infinity
#2181 - 2014-03-14 04:22:31 UTC
Be able to mount turrets on a pod, and have a high stakes pod fight.

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine."

— Abraham Lincoln
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2182 - 2014-03-16 19:30:12 UTC
Give CCP K1 desk right beside CCP Dolan's desk.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#2183 - 2014-03-17 10:53:37 UTC
Anna Karhunen wrote:
Give CCP K1 desk right beside CCP Dolan's desk.

this thread is for bad ideas.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2184 - 2014-03-17 11:01:53 UTC
Ah, sorry. Let me rephrase:

Fail to give CCP K1 desk right beside CCP Dolan's desk.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#2185 - 2014-03-18 18:01:03 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Make it mandatory for new players to post an entirely new AFK cloaking/Local thread before being able to upgrade their subscription from Trial to Full.


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General Guardian
Perkone
Caldari State
#2186 - 2014-03-19 16:37:56 UTC
Give all ISD's a frontal lobotomy
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#2187 - 2014-03-19 17:00:45 UTC
General Guardian wrote:
Give all ISD's a frontal lobotomy


reported for (semi-)personal attacks

also - have a like!

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#2188 - 2014-03-19 18:44:55 UTC
remove the 'snap to' setting section in the escape menu
oh wait...

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2189 - 2014-03-20 11:43:33 UTC
New module: Duraglim Ship Cleaner

Brings targeted ship up to a wonderful gloss and hi-shine finish after a number of cycles dependant on age of target by cleansing corrosion/rust/dirt etc.

Side-effect - can be used as a weapon against minmatar vessels as it removes the key structural elements holding them together
Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2190 - 2014-03-20 23:16:19 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
New module: Duraglim Ship Cleaner

Brings targeted ship up to a wonderful gloss and hi-shine finish after a number of cycles dependant on age of target by cleansing corrosion/rust/dirt etc.

Side-effect - can be used as a weapon against minmatar vessels as it removes the key structural elements holding them together



Sir, please stay on Topic. This is a thread for BAD ideas ;P

The Law is a point of View

The NPE IS a big deal
Tyberius Saurfang
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#2191 - 2014-03-21 23:15:36 UTC
Introduce a leveling system with a cap of 90 and a new faction called pandaria?
bassie12bf1
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2192 - 2014-03-21 23:55:38 UTC
give falcons a 50% chance of instantly exploding when being "looked at"
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#2193 - 2014-03-22 00:09:04 UTC
>_>
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Capital smart-bombs

wumbo
xSlaughtershy
Asteroid Farm Unlimited
Goonswarm Federation
#2194 - 2014-03-22 10:13:35 UTC
It would be cool to walk around in the station. Yknow, instead of watching state-run news tv all day.
Khan Wrenth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2195 - 2014-03-23 01:40:57 UTC
Borg Incursions.

Let's discuss overhauling the way we get intel in EvE.
Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2196 - 2014-03-23 02:58:06 UTC
On April Fools day make ALL the options in the titan right click menu "Jump to........."

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
DrysonBennington
Eagle's Talon's
#2197 - 2014-03-23 03:20:52 UTC  |  Edited by: DrysonBennington
CCP actually listening to want the Capsuleer's want.....very bad idea.

More pilots that look like Neo from the Matrix.
Zintex
Dead Council's Revenge
Askaantiuul Logistics
#2198 - 2014-03-25 09:06:44 UTC
make the launcher reinstall eve each time you start eve
Mcpate
Unknown Means Unknown Consequenses
#2199 - 2014-03-25 10:13:22 UTC
Install some political hacks disguised as "player elected representatives" to help skew game development and balance issues towards ... oh, wait

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. Harry S. Truman
DetKhord Saisio
Seniors Clan
#2200 - 2014-03-26 14:40:21 UTC
Alice Loreley wrote:
Why Bastion units and new Mobile structures with reinforce ability are working without Stroncium Clarates? Where is balance? Why old modules and structures needed some fuel and new are able to work just on "holy spirit"? Space elves and interstellar magic again?
Give it some time; CCP has reserved that 'fix' for a game update in a year or two. 2016: [1 Dev pushes 1 buttan and says] "The code is outdated and was difficult to re-write, but WE managed to fix bastion units and mobile structures so they now require strontium clathrates for reinforce mode. Wow, WE really worked hard for the players. You guys need to give us praise for all this work WE did." [Dev goes back to playing golf]

Not the first time.

Adds new 'feature' to game, waits until enough people are addicted/can not live without the feature, and then releases the last part of the feature to totally f*** them over.