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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Malcoreh Vakarhn
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2161 - 2014-03-06 19:55:14 UTC
New drone type: Suicide Bomber
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#2162 - 2014-03-06 20:03:19 UTC
Remove explosion velocity from missiles, double damage calculation of signature radius and make big missiles slow enough that fast ships could evade them.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Alyth
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2163 - 2014-03-06 21:28:27 UTC
PLEX for invulnerability: 1 PLEX gives you 24 hours of immunity from being attack by mean players!
The Sinister
Interbellum
#2164 - 2014-03-06 21:32:01 UTC
Make web drones twice faster and take of the stacking penalty from them!
Alyth
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2165 - 2014-03-06 22:24:14 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Remove explosion velocity from missiles, double damage calculation of signature radius and make big missiles slow enough that fast ships could evade them.


You mean mean return them to like the days before explosion velocity and explosion radius existed, when a single torp could one-shot an inty? That'd be fun for a few days.
General Guardian
Perkone
Caldari State
#2166 - 2014-03-07 03:45:44 UTC
add capsule tractor beam modules, if you lock a pod fast enough and tractor it in to your cargo bay, that pilot now belongs to you until you eject them.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2167 - 2014-03-07 04:20:28 UTC
General Guardian wrote:
add capsule tractor beam modules, if you lock a pod fast enough and tractor it in to your cargo bay, that pilot now belongs to you until you eject them.

When this happens, it should be accompanied by statement "[insert victim name here], I choose you!"

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
General Guardian
Perkone
Caldari State
#2168 - 2014-03-07 08:19:41 UTC
Warp scrambling drones!
Tosawa Komarui
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2169 - 2014-03-10 09:25:25 UTC
fighter bay module for POSes, could carry a few dozen fighters or so depending on the size and corp members with a proper rank could "request fighter support" when at the station and they would launch a certain number of them to assist them while in the system.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2170 - 2014-03-11 00:13:58 UTC
Since EVE has submarine physics, ships should have periscopes.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Lephia DeGrande
Luxembourg Space Union
#2171 - 2014-03-11 14:14:55 UTC
Shoot and destroyable astroid belts!

Meet the Mario Kart 8 - Capsuleer Club Cup
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#2172 - 2014-03-11 14:16:39 UTC
Lephia DeGrande wrote:
Shoot and destroyable astroid belts!

with respawn time of 4 hours at a random point within 1 AU of any planet, regardless of which planet they belonged to prior to death.
Zuriaake Yn Gizarm
RSS Task Force
#2173 - 2014-03-11 14:25:17 UTC
Eamon Traveller wrote:
Jamyl Sarum sex tapes.



now THATS something special :DD




and for the topic; ...... was thinking about ca. 5 minutes but i just had awesome ideas.. crap^^

At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust.

Tho'mas
Nerds United
#2174 - 2014-03-11 14:27:49 UTC
Skills to level 6.
Clementina
University of Caille
#2175 - 2014-03-12 15:18:43 UTC
Tho'mas wrote:
Skills to level 6.

I use to play a game that had 5 levels of skills like we do here, but you could get the GM's to give you a level 6 if you completed a difficult quest they crafted just for you. Regular characters were limited to one level 6, somewhat important characters could have two and very important characters could have three.
Arafelis Keikira
Perkone
Caldari State
#2176 - 2014-03-12 16:07:26 UTC
Planetary tractor beam.

(Whichever way you read that line, yes.)
Weasel Juice
Mayhem and Destruction
#2177 - 2014-03-12 16:53:31 UTC
Remove CONCORD for like one day and put up a Jita feed with commercials. So much money....
Smelly PirateWhore
Perkone
Caldari State
#2178 - 2014-03-13 11:32:56 UTC
Give stealth bombers the ability to fit rapid heavy launchers
Clementina
University of Caille
#2179 - 2014-03-13 14:47:29 UTC
Projectile guns should take into account the need to eject the spent brass of the cartridge when they fire. The brass should fly from the gun in a direction perpendicular to the direction of fire like in a firearm but at void bomb speed. The casings should do damage if they smack other ships. 1 hit point for a small gun, 10 for a medium gun, 100 for a large gun, and 1000 for an extra large gun. This should count as aggression for the purposes of timers but not for the purposes of crin
fluffy jo
Universal Exports
#2180 - 2014-03-13 16:07:34 UTC
Creation of a "Be nice to CCP Staff day"

In the same way we have "international flag day" there should be a day where CCP staff are referred to as Ma'am or Sir and treated with kindness.