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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#81 - 2014-02-07 22:47:41 UTC
ShtirliZZ wrote:
good guys
friendly bump


Shhhh... Don't say the word "bump". :)

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#82 - 2014-02-08 22:55:15 UTC
As week one comes to a close I can safely say February has been good to us so far.

Weekly highlights:
1. Old friends logged back in and joined in on our action
2. I welped a frigate fleet against a 20 person t3 gang. We still won the isk war :)
3. Carebears 1 through 100 thought they could login without us seeing. We immediately confiscated their ships.
4. I derped and put a poco under U-Mads name. We lost it to a 40 person gang a day later.
5. We killed other mercs for the right price

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#83 - 2014-02-12 06:23:30 UTC
Good quality mercs for a great price, PvP professionals. Hire today you won't be disappointed.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#84 - 2014-02-15 09:41:14 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
As week one comes to a close I can safely say February has been good to us so far.

Weekly highlights:
1. Old friends logged back in and joined in on our action
2. I welped a frigate fleet against a 20 person t3 gang. We still won the isk war :)
3. Carebears 1 through 100 thought they could login without us seeing. We immediately confiscated their ships.
4. I derped and put a poco under U-Mads name. We lost it to a 40 person gang a day later.
5. We killed other mercs for the right price

6. Kagura ate all the cookies again.
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#85 - 2014-02-16 01:25:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Ju0ZaS
Jake Patton wrote:

6. Kagura ate all the cookies again.


God damn it!

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Mounty Piton
The Squadron Of Fallen Bogans
#86 - 2014-02-17 05:16:01 UTC
JU0ZAS!!! ZEUS! its been a long time friends how are we all i have a nice job for ya's if u want some pirate battleship kills
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#87 - 2014-02-17 18:21:09 UTC
Mounty Piton wrote:
JU0ZAS!!! ZEUS! its been a long time friends how are we all i have a nice job for ya's if u want some pirate battleship kills


Convo me when you're on. :)

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culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#88 - 2014-02-18 08:03:02 UTC
i missed peanut butter vindy time last night. :(

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#89 - 2014-02-18 09:41:59 UTC
Jake Patton wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
As week one comes to a close I can safely say February has been good to us so far.

Weekly highlights:
1. Old friends logged back in and joined in on our action
2. I welped a frigate fleet against a 20 person t3 gang. We still won the isk war :)
3. Carebears 1 through 100 thought they could login without us seeing. We immediately confiscated their ships.
4. I derped and put a poco under U-Mads name. We lost it to a 40 person gang a day later.
5. We killed other mercs for the right price

6. Kagura ate all the cookies again.



Lies!!!! The jar was already half empty!

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#90 - 2014-02-23 01:08:41 UTC
My Life for Hire

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#91 - 2014-02-23 08:56:21 UTC
Like the protoss this week the zerg and terran will always win. Good luck.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#92 - 2014-02-26 19:50:00 UTC
Everyday, we accept new contracts. Everyday, we make our clients "Happy" by making their enemies sad.

We are not your typical mercs. We will add war targets to our watch list. We will locate them. We will actively hunt them down and destroy them.

So if you want to pursue some happiness, let us pursue some of your enemies.

Bombers Rule!!!
Foreman Yang
Perkone
Caldari State
#93 - 2014-02-28 02:01:44 UTC
These guys are relentless animals and worthy of your contracts. Give them your business and they will deliver the tears that you require.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#94 - 2014-03-04 01:00:17 UTC
Have you ever wondered if hiring a mercenary in high sec was "worth it?" Have you considered ******* SOMEONES FACE BECAUSE THEY STOLE YOUR ASTEROID???!!!? Or maybe a group out dps'd your incursion fleet and took the spoils? Or just maybe someone is griefing you?

With this corny line; look no further. We consider ourselves to be role models and we will show you what bad men can do to other bad men. Founding fathers many many months ago founded merc work in High Sec. We actively Pursue Happiness in their name to do CCP's work. We create content. We make grown men cry(sometimes women(story behind this))!

Hire us. If your target logs in. We'll be a knockin!

Foreman Yang wrote:
These guys are relentless animals and worthy of your contracts. Give them your business and they will deliver the tears that you require.


Thank you sir for your kind words.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Zarek Moesia
The Mobius Project
#95 - 2014-03-05 22:31:55 UTC
Trusted mercs that get the job done the first time, and will kill all that you pay for.
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#96 - 2014-03-06 11:00:44 UTC
Even mercs hire them for specific contracts. Then you must be doing a good job Blink
Laiannah Sahireen
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#97 - 2014-03-08 15:44:09 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:


We are not your typical mercs. We will add war targets to our watch list. We will locate them. We will actively hunt them down and destroy them.


Please explain to me how this is different from any other vaguely competent merc corp.
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#98 - 2014-03-08 16:03:15 UTC
good merc corp that can hold its own vs rebirth. <3 Zeus xoxo

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#99 - 2014-03-08 17:26:36 UTC
Laiannah Sahireen wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:


We are not your typical mercs. We will add war targets to our watch list. We will locate them. We will actively hunt them down and destroy them.


Please explain to me how this is different from any other vaguely competent merc corp.

the keyword is destroy.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#100 - 2014-03-09 12:31:34 UTC
Laiannah Sahireen wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:


We are not your typical mercs. We will add war targets to our watch list. We will locate them. We will actively hunt them down and destroy them.


Please explain to me how this is different from any other vaguely competent merc corp.


Wardec us using your main and we'll be happy to explain. Big smile

Bombers Rule!!!