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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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GenghisKaun
Ent0urage
The Pursuit of Happiness
#41 - 2013-12-27 23:17:31 UTC
We have dedicated pilots who hunt for days to meet your needs. I'm not one; however, I can bring you happiness.
Lilan Kahn
The Littlest Hobos
The Whale Hunters Association
#42 - 2013-12-28 13:51:31 UTC
GenghisKaun wrote:
We have dedicated pilots who hunt for days to meet your needs. I'm not one; however, I can bring you happiness.


you do happy endings ?
culo duro
Masonic Guard
Evictus.
#43 - 2013-12-28 16:25:15 UTC
Lilan Kahn wrote:
GenghisKaun wrote:
We have dedicated pilots who hunt for days to meet your needs. I'm not one; however, I can bring you happiness.


you do happy endings ?


i do happy endings.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.comĀ 

GenghisKaun
Ent0urage
The Pursuit of Happiness
#44 - 2013-12-28 18:47:45 UTC
Lilan Kahn wrote:
GenghisKaun wrote:
We have dedicated pilots who hunt for days to meet your needs. I'm not one; however, I can bring you happiness.


you do happy endings ?


Anything for you my Danish hottie.
Lilan Kahn
The Littlest Hobos
The Whale Hunters Association
#45 - 2013-12-29 07:51:48 UTC
GenghisKaun wrote:
Lilan Kahn wrote:
GenghisKaun wrote:
We have dedicated pilots who hunt for days to meet your needs. I'm not one; however, I can bring you happiness.


you do happy endings ?


Anything for you my Danish hottie.


Cuming right over!
Liam Inkuras
Furnace
Thermodynamics
#46 - 2013-12-29 22:56:27 UTC
Just been wardecced by this bunch, I look forward to many fights, and a fun time overall for everybody. Enjoy this free bump!

I wear my goggles at night.

Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#47 - 2013-12-31 02:59:12 UTC
I would like to publicly thank some our wartargets for giving one of us an honorable death. A death that we only dream for. A death that so few can fulfill.

My activity has been restored and my assets are being relocated as we speak. Thank you for this. Maybe I too can receive a challenge!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#48 - 2013-12-31 18:59:14 UTC
Happy new years pursuit of happiness.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#49 - 2014-01-02 19:12:44 UTC
Thank you Saeger! Here is to a new year!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2014-01-08 12:28:45 UTC
Back to the top. Hire us today!

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#51 - 2014-01-15 21:00:57 UTC
Bump

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#52 - 2014-01-16 04:58:40 UTC
Zeus likes to microwave babies after I punch them ;)

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#53 - 2014-01-16 12:13:09 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Zeus likes to microwave babies after I punch them ;)

Do they explode? Do they give tears afterwards? Do they keep feeding you like this poor guy?

1 - 2 - 3

If not, I'd rather stick with blowing up morons in internet spaceships.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#54 - 2014-01-17 02:32:05 UTC
Jake Patton wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Zeus likes to microwave babies after I punch them ;)

Do they explode? Do they give tears afterwards? Do they keep feeding you like this poor guy?

1 - 2 - 3

If not, I'd rather stick with blowing up morons in internet spaceships.

Jake the links aren't showing kills

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2014-01-17 08:53:36 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Jake Patton wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Zeus likes to microwave babies after I punch them ;)

Do they explode? Do they give tears afterwards? Do they keep feeding you like this poor guy?

1 - 2 - 3

If not, I'd rather stick with blowing up morons in internet spaceships.

Jake the links aren't showing kills



That because we are not so gross as to record microwoven babies to a killboard!!

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#56 - 2014-01-17 09:04:24 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Jake the links aren't showing kills

So, how long have you been roaming around on the forums? Have you never opened a killmail link before? Replace the & in the link with &.
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#57 - 2014-01-17 11:12:51 UTC
Maybe explain him what a killmail is first ?
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#58 - 2014-01-17 21:26:51 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Maybe explain him what a killmail is first ?

You might share your expertise in this area Yea know all those goon shuttles, and jake when I'm on the forums I'm normally on my droid phone so replacing certain things is kinda tough

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#59 - 2014-01-17 21:32:02 UTC
Jake Patton wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Jake the links aren't showing kills

So, how long have you been roaming around on the forums? Have you never opened a killmail link before? Replace the & in the link with &.

Zealot, zealot, and harbinger navy issue, some people don't know when to not escalate lol good kills jake.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#60 - 2014-01-20 17:46:08 UTC
Need a job done, want the target to suffer hire these guys.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!