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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Igor Nappi
Doomheim
#2081 - 2014-02-07 22:34:37 UTC
Replace the anomalies (the ones you don't need to probe down) currently spawning in lowsec with anomalies currently spawning in 0.0.

Furthermore, I think that links must be removed from the game.
Amahole
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#2082 - 2014-02-08 20:20:25 UTC
ive got an idea

Jhadicans- racist space mines that only blow up other factions

amarr kill everyone but amarr pilots

caldari......you get the point.

bring on painting my ship, i want my hello kitty hyperion.
Sylveria Relden
#2083 - 2014-02-08 21:17:40 UTC
Make major trade hubs randomly disappear into wspace.

TL;DR If you didn't read the entire post perhaps you're probably ADHD. (seek help)
Clementina
University of Caille
#2084 - 2014-02-13 01:13:12 UTC
Make TiDi affect everything that happens in a system. In addition to module, shield regeneration, flying time, and i imagine scanning time like now, it should also stretch manufacturing and research time, training time, and any combat, criminal, or suspect related timers. In addition, people in TiDi affected systems should have extra time to do missions, and subscriptions for people in TiDi related systems should be lengthened based on how bad the TiDi is.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#2085 - 2014-02-13 01:25:38 UTC
"Fuse" liberation mechanism. Mountable on any ship. Detonates ammunition in cargo.

1 Industrial
X amount of Bombs
1 "fuse" high slot mechanism

Push button. Explode gloriously, get auto-podded by your own kaboom. Result = massive explosion that deals 0.75*amount of bombs in cargo*bomb damage points of damage in 15km radius but only if the combined amount of damage is enough to destroy the ship.

If it isn't, it just goes blam in your cargo and deals damage to your own ship.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Ragnarok Knight
ROGUE - DRONES
#2086 - 2014-02-13 19:11:58 UTC
Afro-Samuria style implant.

Jovian implant 1 and 2.

If you posses number 1 you can't be killed...except by the player with number 2.

Number 2 never fails to drop, cannot be perma-destroyed, if it is, it spawns at a cyno.

.......may the explosions never end.
Baby Dawl
Little Shop of Horrors
#2087 - 2014-02-14 21:32:01 UTC
A Remote MicroJump drive module that sends a targetted player 100K in the direction their ship is pointing.
Dolorous Tremmens
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2088 - 2014-02-15 00:10:20 UTC
Sell a provocative CCP staff model calendar

Hey, this is the BAD idea thread, right?

Get some Eve. Make it yours.
LUMINOUS SPIRIT
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2089 - 2014-02-15 00:45:44 UTC
Look how many nestors are sold every day, realize you messed up, take nestor back to drawing board completely, from visual model to ship role to price.
Cylin Rath
#2090 - 2014-02-15 01:14:03 UTC
Make it possible to overheat your warp drive and increase your ships warp speed 1-2AU per second. By doing so you lose the ability to choose a warp to a specific range and you drop out of warp at a random range 0-100km from the destination.
Dolorous Tremmens
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2091 - 2014-02-15 04:33:44 UTC
Give all drugs a slightly psychedelic feel when used. Make recorded battle vids a bit more interesting

Get some Eve. Make it yours.
Blueclaws
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2092 - 2014-02-15 05:05:14 UTC
Long points cause micro jump drives to jump to random spot within the solar system instead of the regular 100km
Malc Modnaar
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2093 - 2014-02-15 06:14:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Malc Modnaar
External Capsule Mount: A rig that relocates the Capsule interface to the outside of a ship, gives an extra mid and low slot (since there's more room in the ship), and allows enemies to target your pod at all times (which would not benefit from your ship's tank, because it's just duct-taped to the side).

There are two things, so the saying goes, to be certain of: death and taxes. Just don't be too sure about death.
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#2094 - 2014-02-15 21:35:00 UTC
active skill grind Shocked

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Ky Vatta
Majority 12
#2095 - 2014-02-15 23:51:25 UTC
Fit a Smartbomb on a shuttle
Veritaal
Veri-Tech Tax Haven
#2096 - 2014-02-16 03:28:06 UTC
Pod-seeking missiles.
Dolorous Tremmens
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2097 - 2014-02-16 05:01:25 UTC
Bring back space mines. And gimme a Cov ops Battlecruiser for some sneaky sneaky fleet bonuses.

Get some Eve. Make it yours.
Machinn Shinn
Selinir
#2098 - 2014-02-16 07:49:35 UTC
How about a Caldari gas harvesting ship that looks like Mega-Maid from 'Spaceballs'.
epicurus ataraxia
Illusion of Solitude.
Illusion of Solitude
#2099 - 2014-02-16 11:59:03 UTC  |  Edited by: epicurus ataraxia
Trii Seo wrote:
"Fuse" liberation mechanism. Mountable on any ship. Detonates ammunition in cargo.

1 Industrial
X amount of Bombs
1 "fuse" high slot mechanism

Push button. Explode gloriously, get auto-podded by your own kaboom. Result = massive explosion that deals 0.75*amount of bombs in cargo*bomb damage points of damage in 15km radius but only if the combined amount of damage is enough to destroy the ship.

If it isn't, it just goes blam in your cargo and deals damage to your own ship.



Definite value to kamakazi mode. The only modification I would have is that the explosion can be made so powerful with enough ammo that it creates a wormhole and sucks all ships and pods in a 15 km area into a class 5 wormhole.Which then closes leaving them all there.......Oh for added value make the initial C5 drop into the middle of a sleeper data site.

Oh the possibilities for good clean entertainment Twisted

But Move the original idea into the good ideas thread.ShockedTwistedTwisted
"break unlock the Titan and set iteron as primary.. Quickly"

There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE
epicurus ataraxia
Illusion of Solitude.
Illusion of Solitude
#2100 - 2014-02-16 12:19:41 UTC  |  Edited by: epicurus ataraxia
Find ridiculous reasons for people to shoot each other and call it player interaction, rather than actually doing things that truly encourage interaction other than just shooting each other in the face.

There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE