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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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JetStream Drenard
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#2061 - 2014-02-04 19:01:26 UTC
Alundil wrote:
Clementina wrote:
The starter school corporations should declare war on each other. The wars should be by opposite faction but same discipline. For example The University of Caille is the Gallente liberal arts college so it should declare war against its Caldari analogue The Science and Trade Institute, meanwhile the Imperial Academy is the Amarrian military academy so it should declare war against its Minmatar counterpart Republic Military School, etc.

I don't often read this thread but THIS would be hilariously epic.

Please CCP, "violence their boats."

+1 and welcome to Eve newbies! lol
JetStream Drenard
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#2062 - 2014-02-05 00:55:03 UTC
Make deployable mines, so we can have minefields on stargates and the Jita undock.
Deadonstick
TITANIC INDUSTRIES INC
#2063 - 2014-02-05 19:46:08 UTC
Tech 3 Strategical Titans, useable in high sec.
Clementina
University of Caille
#2064 - 2014-02-05 20:42:13 UTC
People who have subscribed for less than a year who have participated in a certain number of PvP activities in a month (Either as a ganker or the gankee) get a discount for their subscription for that month.
unidenify
Deaf Armada
#2065 - 2014-02-05 21:33:09 UTC
NPC corp and FW corp players can use Capital ship in high sec in their respectable empire
Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2066 - 2014-02-05 21:44:00 UTC
Worst 1 line bad idea:


Make High Sec Safer

The Law is a point of View

The NPE IS a big deal
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#2067 - 2014-02-05 21:52:21 UTC
New ships for bumping purposes only

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2068 - 2014-02-05 22:02:44 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
New ships for bumping purposes only



That sounds like a Damn Fine Idea, Sir.


Take a like!

The Law is a point of View

The NPE IS a big deal
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#2069 - 2014-02-05 22:17:20 UTC
Tech 3 strategical mining barges for not the average miner.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Nagarythe Tinurandir
Einheit X-6
#2070 - 2014-02-06 08:34:46 UTC
JetStream Drenard wrote:
Make deployable mines, so we can have minefields on stargates and the Jita undock.


there were mines once. they got removed.



reintroduce mines :D mined gate plus interceptor fleet/gang -> pretty lights.
Lokar Griman
The Untraceable
M A R A K U G A
#2071 - 2014-02-06 14:44:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Lokar Griman
Add some more visual effects like ships diffrent parts breaking down when taking damege and also all ships in null sec, low sec and in wormholes get dameged or destroyed, when ships collide one antoher depending on what size ships are and what speed they crash into one another , exepd near poses or stations undock.
Normandy1
Matrix Aversion
#2072 - 2014-02-06 15:04:36 UTC
Excessive ship bumping in highsec flags the offending ship to concord who warps in and webies them for 15 minutes Pirate
Anton Karpoph
The Regency
The Monarchy
#2073 - 2014-02-06 15:50:53 UTC
Once a week at 4:20 eve time all titan dd's will cause 5% tidi an all servers for 5 mins.
Elfaen Ethenwe
Effluvium.
#2074 - 2014-02-06 15:51:29 UTC
Create a clone vat ship so that 0.0 Alliances can deploy to regions with all of their pilots much faster.
Whittorical Quandary
Amarrian Infinity
#2075 - 2014-02-07 05:01:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Whittorical Quandary
Decoy stargate that looks like a real stargate, but launches ships into the middle of the nearest star.

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine."

— Abraham Lincoln
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#2076 - 2014-02-07 05:08:33 UTC
Tactical nukes dropped in jet cans to destroy evil ninja looters.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2077 - 2014-02-07 05:12:45 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Tactical nukes dropped in jet cans to destroy evil ninja looters.



IDK, I kinda like the Supplies! Element of a Tac Nuke in a Can lol

The Law is a point of View

The NPE IS a big deal
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#2078 - 2014-02-07 05:56:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
Concord gets red and blue flashy lights attached to ships and when they bust a pirate in system the theme song to cops play for just that system.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2079 - 2014-02-07 06:25:34 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Concord gets re and blue flashy lights attached to ships and when they bust a pirate in system the theme song to cops play for just that system.



You REALLY got the idea behind this thread all wrong. This is for BAD ideas, NOT hilariously amazing ones.

The Law is a point of View

The NPE IS a big deal
Kal'el Nirukhi
Spartan Industries
#2080 - 2014-02-07 16:43:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Kal'el Nirukhi
freighters and jump freighters can scoop hostile ships in cargo and package them in a plastic wrap. The package is then ejected , leaving a choked pod pilot in an immobilized ship

- see the analogy with the spider, wrapping its prey