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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#501 - 2014-01-16 12:07:32 UTC
On my daily stroll through the forums, I found this thread to no longer be on page 1. As this is unacceptable I used my powers to rectify this scandal.
The PitBoss
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
#502 - 2014-01-28 17:50:11 UTC
Bump

ACTIVE member of the MERC CONTRACTS Chat Channel Twisted

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#503 - 2014-01-29 22:40:24 UTC
Please be advised that according to The rules:

14. Bumping outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channels is prohibited.

The bumping of posts to alter the order of the thread listing on a forum is prohibited outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment forum channels. Within the EVE Marketplace section of the forums, each forum category has its own rules regarding acceptable bumping for sales threads clearly listed in the stickies.

Similarly the Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channel also has its own rules. Please be aware that the rules vary from forum to forum. Please review the sticky threads in these forum channels for specific details.


Please follow the rules from now on.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#504 - 2014-01-31 22:24:15 UTC
Edited this post due to an accident of making them back on page 1 Blink

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.

Mobile Tractor Unit
Doomheim
#505 - 2014-02-06 17:53:01 UTC
Best corp name.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#506 - 2014-03-09 16:56:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
For the last several months we have been engaged in an epic voyage; probing the deepest cavities of rectal space in search of the long lost space-serpent and its magical white ejaculate that heals all wounds and fortifies the soul.

Successful in our holy pursuit, we return invigorated and fully sated with the beautiful mixture of pleasure-plain, marching abreast our new companions, Yuller and his merry band of slick and sweaty members of The Filthy Few.

We are back. We are sore. And we are ready to make sweet, sweet love to your enemies - sharing the great gift of the Unicorn.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#507 - 2014-03-09 19:03:57 UTC
The Return of the King

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#508 - 2014-03-11 05:59:21 UTC
We seem to have merged with Pendulum of Doom by incorporating The Filthy Few into our alliance. Subsequently we're now even more capable of murdering you than we were previously.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#509 - 2014-03-17 02:35:30 UTC
We are continuing our valiant campaign to share the great joy of the never-flaccid space-serpent. Contact us today if you know the whereabouts of any lost souls in the need of a glorious coating of the holy seed from the Great Celestial Ophidian.
Solitary Pal
The Filthy Few
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#510 - 2014-03-18 17:31:36 UTC
A new murderboard for me to ruin? Intriguing!!!

I have a monocle therefore my opinion matters more than yours.

Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#511 - 2014-03-23 03:43:36 UTC
OMGS!! My van ran out of gas on the turnpike after I dumped the bodies....
Had to call AAA, Will have a new van very soon, just getting the new ice cream decals sorted out.
Tusen Takk
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#512 - 2014-04-03 09:14:33 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
We seem to have merged with Pendulum of Doom by incorporating The Filthy Few into our alliance. Subsequently we're now even more capable of murdering you than we were previously.

I was wondering where everyone went.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#513 - 2014-04-05 12:46:48 UTC
Tusen Takk wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
We seem to have merged with Pendulum of Doom by incorporating The Filthy Few into our alliance. Subsequently we're now even more capable of murdering you than we were previously.

I was wondering where everyone went.


!!!!

Good to see you're still alive and well Tusen. Hope you're still enjoying goons! =)

As a side note, we're currently murdering lots of people in space and exposing them to the glories of the wonderful Space-Serpent. If you have someone who needs to be indoctrinated - erm, enlightened - Give us a shout today!
Tusen Takk
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#514 - 2014-04-06 06:50:01 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
Tusen Takk wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
We seem to have merged with Pendulum of Doom by incorporating The Filthy Few into our alliance. Subsequently we're now even more capable of murdering you than we were previously.

I was wondering where everyone went.


!!!!

Good to see you're still alive and well Tusen. Hope you're still enjoying goons! =)

As a side note, we're currently murdering lots of people in space and exposing them to the glories of the wonderful Space-Serpent. If you have someone who needs to be indoctrinated - erm, enlightened - Give us a shout today!

Are we speaking of Almighty Jörmungandr?

Good to see you too, mate! GoonSwarm has been excellent and I am very glad that Space Communism is the ultimate answer.
Jarghul Nightowl
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#515 - 2014-04-06 08:54:57 UTC
I once jumped into a Gate camp of these fine fellows...however I was prepared. This secret weapon distracted them long enough so I could escape.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#516 - 2014-04-06 17:18:21 UTC
Today we made both Marmite Collective and Pursuit of Happiness all dock by jumping a single rupture into amarr.

That is all.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#517 - 2014-04-06 18:17:39 UTC
I bring good tidings! The prophet of the Lord Malakai has returned. His words will spread out among the pixelated stars once more.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#518 - 2014-04-14 15:24:22 UTC
So Tysinger made an appearance last night. Our van appears to be out of the shop and ready for small chil- er, for shipments to your contract system.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#519 - 2014-04-25 04:38:29 UTC
I wish someone would pay us to kill marmite. We seem to keep ending up in situations where we're doing it for free and I feel like someone out there would pay good money for that service.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#520 - 2014-04-26 01:00:18 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
I wish someone would pay us to kill marmite. We seem to keep ending up in situations where we're doing it for free and I feel like someone out there would pay good money for that service.


Goons might put you on a retainer.

It's a thought, anyway.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.