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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#461 - 2013-09-14 10:45:05 UTC
Suddenly Vindicators...

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#462 - 2013-09-15 03:44:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Break-A-Wish Foundation. For when you really really need a bunch of Vindicators dropped on some jackass.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#463 - 2013-09-15 13:10:19 UTC
Break-A-Wish foundation is basically the A-Team.

When you're confronted by a situation that makes you think "God damn it I'm totally screwed right now." Break-A-Wish foundation will make the situation better. By means of violence. For a fee.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#464 - 2013-09-15 21:20:22 UTC
Here is to another week down while another starts! Scrubs, we will find you!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#465 - 2013-09-17 08:34:18 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM

Yeah...

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#466 - 2013-09-17 10:28:34 UTC
Now that was a lot of damn Vindicators.....Shocked

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#467 - 2013-09-19 07:57:33 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Now that was a lot of damn Vindicators.....Shocked

Hire us if you want us to drop twice that amount on a target of your choosing.
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#468 - 2013-09-20 09:33:44 UTC
This thread needs more bumping.

Also, for people that want to know what it looks like when you hire us and we start murdering the bad guys: something like this.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#469 - 2013-09-21 15:13:42 UTC
Even though GTA V came out and Halo is in route, we are still accepting contracts! Bring em on!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#470 - 2013-09-21 18:13:32 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
Break-A-Wish Foundation. For when you really really need a bunch of Vindicators dropped on some jackass.

They are Windicators

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#471 - 2013-09-23 13:24:08 UTC
This week we will be Breaking Another Wish. Let's hope the wish implies more vindicators :)

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#472 - 2013-09-25 19:41:44 UTC
I can't wait for christmas to come. I know it's still a while off. But it's going to be fun burning people's wish lists. :)

In the mean time, give Adriel a mail if you want us to light a fire under people's asses.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#473 - 2013-09-26 06:23:25 UTC
Tell Adriel to check her mailbox..Twisted

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#474 - 2013-09-26 09:00:49 UTC
I'm an acceptable alternative contact should Adriel be unavailable.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#475 - 2013-09-26 14:32:30 UTC
Well then check your mailbox.......Blink

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#476 - 2013-09-27 08:41:12 UTC
Bump for BAW

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#477 - 2013-09-29 10:42:21 UTC
Bumping for great justice!

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#478 - 2013-10-02 17:36:46 UTC
Look for a shooting start in the nebulae and make a wish. Then mail us about it.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Fybs
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#479 - 2013-10-03 14:47:08 UTC
Bump for jake and the lads in BAW

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

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Vixanda Alzae
Hi-Sec Heroes
#480 - 2013-10-05 01:42:53 UTC
To Jake1974 ( this is a much nicer thread than Forsaken Asylum, btw) Gankers can't maintain the numbers you guys do because they are always generating kill rights and I know a lot of pvpers who can't resist a reasonably low priced kill right flying through.

To the rest of you guys:
Break-A-Wish Foundation is one of the most respected mercenary alliances in the game and I don't know anyone who really wants to see an EVE mail that says Break-A-Wish has joined the war (or decced them outright.) When you guys show up, it's generally either a choice of docking up or spending the next day fitting up a new ship.

I know a couple former members of your number and they always emphasize that you guys don't lose fights.

Which again brings me to wonder why any of your number would endorse a group like Forsaken Asylum because they came to engage you. I don't admire those who stupidly throw away their ships in a fight they have no hope of winning and I don't know why any of you guys would. That, to me, seems like admiring those who continue to travel the pipe after they've been decced by the likes of the Forsaken or the Marmite Collective. Overt evidence of stupidity isn't admirable. In their own thread, Forsaken Asylum said that targets who continued to travel the pipes after being decced were stupid. So what does that really say about someone who walks willingly into the lions den that is Break-A-Wish Foundation's home system?