These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
123Next pageLast page
 

[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

First post
Author
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#1 - 2012-06-14 17:16:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Break-A-Wish Foundation is an all-male erotic roleplay alliance focused on providing experiences ranging from mildly annoying to utterly infuriating to people in highsec. Recently we have decided to take requests on a contractual basis.

We are the best choice for all of your needs because we are the most flamboyant, if you can find someone more flamboyant we will refund the difference.


Murderboard


Services Offered:

1) High-sec Decs and Harassment
2) Defensive Decs
3) POS Bashes
4) Corp Ganking
5) Anonymous Third-Party Bounty Placement
6) General Griefing
7) Destruction of protection rackets offered by other mercs
8) A special interactive EVE rendition of West Side Story, starring all of your favorite Break-A-Wish Members!


Pricing:

Contract dependent - we will do literally anything if you pay us enough money, particularly Tysinger.


Contacts:

1) Adriel Malakai, who will ignore you because you are a spy.
2) Vimsy Vortis, who will badger you for not being pink enough.
3) Yuller, who likes to play with his throbbing red button.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#2 - 2012-06-14 17:16:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
After more than a year, I've finally came up with something to put in my reserved post - unicorn pictures!
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-06-14 17:50:53 UTC
It sounds way cooler when it's called a murderboard.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-06-14 18:37:59 UTC
I love these guys...

Would recommend

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

jimmyjam
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
#5 - 2012-06-14 23:19:35 UTC
Should call murdersex board with pics of males and or S3x.
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#6 - 2012-06-15 05:05:27 UTC
mmmm
Brorr Liason
Maraque Enterprises
Just let it happen
#7 - 2012-06-15 10:18:31 UTC
Don't hire these guys!

Unless you want your targets severely embarrased, angry, utterly and relentlessly destroyed, epically bullied, and oddly enough, slightly aroused.
Frank Doberman
7th Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower
#8 - 2012-06-15 15:14:58 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
Break-A-Wish Foundation is an all-male erotic roleplay alliance



Eh?

Aren't those breasts? or do you have a sideline in smuggling half-coconuts?

wait...... is there a Ladyboy combat wing?
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#9 - 2012-06-15 15:36:14 UTC
Frank Doberman wrote:
Adriel Malakai wrote:
Break-A-Wish Foundation is an all-male erotic roleplay alliance



Eh?

Aren't those breasts? or do you have a sideline in smuggling half-coconuts?

wait...... is there a Ladyboy combat wing?


Unfortunately not, but Tysinger leads our Furry Party Catering Committee, which is one our most successful offerings, and more than makes up for our lack of a dedicated Ladboy combat wing.
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#10 - 2012-06-15 19:33:53 UTC
I am open to a ladyboy wing, but they all have to be originally from Thailand and like Raccoon's.
Bfoster
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-06-16 01:08:27 UTC
Confirming the awesomeness of these men.. My first male on male experience in eve was with Tysinger.. Since then I haven't looked back!
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#12 - 2012-06-16 14:20:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something.
Skadi vonNiflheim
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-06-17 05:25:16 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
all-male erotic roleplay


someone just got them self a contract
Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#14 - 2012-06-17 07:47:27 UTC
Tysinger wrote:
I am open to a ladyboy


Lol
MaCoola
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-06-17 17:11:03 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something.




lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that. Big smile
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#16 - 2012-06-17 17:36:45 UTC
MaCoola wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something.




lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that. Big smile

I don't know who you are but I think you've got the wrong number.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#17 - 2012-06-18 01:42:53 UTC
MaCoola wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something.




lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that. Big smile


The funny part about this, is if you look through the campaigns, you'll find that we *very* rarely outnumber our opponents at all, let alone 3:1.
Celeste Benal
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#18 - 2012-06-18 09:07:02 UTC
I would hire these guys just based on their name.

Also, confirming that I would love some man-on-man action. Followed by a threesome. But at least one of you has to be Minmatar.
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#19 - 2012-06-18 22:38:35 UTC
I would be Minmatar for you Baby :)
Celeste Benal
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#20 - 2012-06-19 03:26:17 UTC
I thought Freddie Mercury was dead.
123Next pageLast page