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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Jaz Antollare
UrAnus Probing Squad
#1981 - 2014-01-14 23:45:43 UTC
FoxFire Ayderan wrote:

Let us adjust the 'package' size of our male avatars.

I mean seriously, from the looks of things, it appears there's a reason we desire flying around in such big ships. Big smile



And thats why you need even a bigger 'package' ingame? :D
Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#1982 - 2014-01-14 23:48:46 UTC
A new mobile deployable that can be attacked/scanned down similar to MTUs that scans space and matches ship sig IDs of uncloaked ships in space to player names making it easier to probe out WTs Big smile
Jaz Antollare
UrAnus Probing Squad
#1983 - 2014-01-14 23:56:06 UTC
Rework jamming so that it wont stand up in the ecm group!
Fortorn Lonshanks
Adeptus Incursio
#1984 - 2014-01-15 02:35:19 UTC
Bring back drone minerals to cause economic delfation to bring production prices in line with current isk/hour ratios so ship losses aren't as much "time" lost so more people will PVP.
Ansylia
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1985 - 2014-01-15 23:50:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Ansylia
Make Charisma Implants more useful, perhaps by increasing women Avatar's bust size beyond what's currently possible?
Mincerus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1986 - 2014-01-16 01:10:52 UTC

Every time you pvp someone with a bounty they drop % of skill points. Just like when you are flying a T3.
This would mean that having an actual bounty on you head means something and there is an actual consequence when you get taken out.
Fumika Karusaka
Karusaka Family
#1987 - 2014-01-16 09:52:31 UTC
Don't finish Incarna and let EVE disappear into obscurity....

Evil is not just an alignment, it's a perspective
embrel
BamBam Inc.
#1988 - 2014-01-16 10:56:20 UTC  |  Edited by: embrel
Audit skills: Talk to NPCs to find out business connections of other characters/corps/alliances.

and of course

I-win-button.
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#1989 - 2014-01-16 11:55:12 UTC
every time TiDi kick in in a system - a tie-dye pattern is overlaid onto the clothes of all characters in system, this tie-dye pattern cannot be removed without a resculpt. :D

oh and:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tie-dye
for reference

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Hulasikali Walla
Brave Nubs
#1990 - 2014-01-16 12:14:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Hulasikali Walla
For a fee of 20 EUR/USD, 17 GBP, 599 RUB or 2 PLEX
You can transfer one character off your active account to an "Elder scrolls Online" account
Blink
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1991 - 2014-01-16 12:56:03 UTC
The 'Plisken' implant: Hides the amount of bounty on your head as everybody thinks you are dead. Unless they recognize you, then the bounty is multiplied by a random factor between 1 and the number of times you stabbed the person in the back.
Mr Blah Blahson
Doomheim
#1992 - 2014-01-16 13:24:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Blah Blahson
Make exploration involve actual exploring.

hahahahahahahahahaha I know terrible idea what was I thinking
EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#1993 - 2014-01-16 14:45:41 UTC
Don't buff Battleships to take on supers.
Foo Chan
Sparks Inc
#1994 - 2014-01-16 15:39:47 UTC
every downtime the whole star map shifts and rearranges randomly like a hiper-cube

Yes, I can build that.
Foo Chan
Sparks Inc
#1995 - 2014-01-16 16:08:52 UTC
NearNihil wrote:
Dynamic system security status - increase sec by killing things with a CONCORD bounty in a system, decrease it by killing things without one.


This is actually a great idea imho

Yes, I can build that.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#1996 - 2014-01-16 16:22:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Make ship visibility in the overview dependant on signature radius and distance vs. your sensor resolution.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
SpaceSaft
Almost Dangerous
Wolves Amongst Strangers
#1997 - 2014-01-16 19:00:11 UTC
Make docking as difficult and tedious as in Kerbal Space Program.

Link for reference.
xXNavidsonXx
Frenzied Faoladh
#1998 - 2014-01-16 19:18:22 UTC
Localized voice chat based off of 70km around your ship: so I can broadcast the jaws theme when sneaking up on someone cloaked, or initiate smack/ransom demands/play ride of the Valkyries in my frig roams. Mutable.
Jake Shifter
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1999 - 2014-01-16 20:10:45 UTC
Create a module that slowly drains the enemy's skillpoints that relate directly to the ship they're flying, eventually either ejecting them because they dont have the skills, or making it explode everything around them.
Jake Shifter
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2000 - 2014-01-16 20:12:04 UTC
Make a Mobile Unit that creates a huge energy beam that targets anything off-grid, doing Doomsday damage and replacing the recipient's entire music playlist with sounds of raspberries.