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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Alvatore DiMarco
Capricious Endeavours Ltd
#1521 - 2013-10-19 20:31:09 UTC
Highsec Incursions.
Razgriz Shaishi
Perkone
Caldari State
#1522 - 2013-10-19 22:53:58 UTC
Pandas
Czar Marcus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1523 - 2013-10-19 23:27:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Czar Marcus
Rubicon changes clones to a new and incompatible with pre-rubicon clones. Getting podded without updating causes all stations to not recognize you as the owner of your stuff and ejects it all into space.

You also lose skillpoints for having an incompatible and not up to date clone.
Tyen
Ard Righ Fianna
#1524 - 2013-10-20 19:30:57 UTC
Players don't show up on the overview in wormholes until locked.
Tyen
Ard Righ Fianna
#1525 - 2013-10-20 19:35:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Tyen
EMP smartbombs disable your ship and blackout your client for 10 seconds.

EDIT: Better idea, they force disconnect.
Gallastian Khanid
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1526 - 2013-10-20 20:18:03 UTC
Defense Battlecruisers that fit triage modules and capital local reps.
Advenat Bedala
Facehoof
#1527 - 2013-10-20 21:40:07 UTC
Interceptors Claw, Taranis, Crow, Crusader have immune to scrambler MWD deactiwation.
Crazy KSK
Tsunami Cartel
#1528 - 2013-10-21 01:58:39 UTC
make pirate faction ships/items etc illegal in highsec (contraband)

Quote CCP Fozzie: ... The days of balance and forget are over.
Daishan Auergni
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1529 - 2013-10-21 19:33:21 UTC
Explosions, vaporized armor, shield discharge, EM and plasma pulses, shrapnel, missile drive fields all result in some amount of fratricide of incoming / outgoing charges, effectively limiting how many ships can shoot at one target without DPS loss.
Halan Devan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1530 - 2013-10-21 21:33:33 UTC
Swarms of NPC ships spawn at random times and attempt to gank a players ship before concord appears and wipes them out.
Kaillon Huren
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1531 - 2013-10-21 22:21:31 UTC
Bring Exp into the game - convertable to SP, or make an ELF race.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#1532 - 2013-10-21 23:30:58 UTC
A high-slot module that functions as an automatic shorter range D-Scan (1 AU at max skills) when activated -- no button mashing.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
klomp
The Regency
The Monarchy
#1533 - 2013-10-22 01:12:21 UTC
simple neural networks, programmed in python or java, command rogue drones: they get smarter and more dangerous with more contact with capsuleers, they learn and adapt, replicate if succesful. dont ever learn them to jump gates though
O2 jayjay
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1534 - 2013-10-22 03:12:26 UTC
TEC II Titans
Alvatore DiMarco
Capricious Endeavours Ltd
#1535 - 2013-10-22 04:08:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Alvatore DiMarco
For an April Fool's Day joke, switch the equipment around so that incoming TQ connections end up on SiSi. Blame furriers chewing on wires.
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#1536 - 2013-10-22 04:32:04 UTC
FOF-like missile system which automatically aims for the strongest (closest, most mods) ewar source - no lock required, will hit friendlies.

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value
elitatwo
Zansha Expansion
#1537 - 2013-10-22 05:12:37 UTC
Bienator II wrote:
FOF-like missile system which automatically aims for the strongest (closest, most mods) ewar source - no lock required, will hit friendlies.


Nooes,

that's a great idea but we are supposed to make bad ones..

Eve Minions is recruiting.

This is the law of ship progression!

Aura sound-clips: Aura forever
elitatwo
Zansha Expansion
#1538 - 2013-10-22 05:15:55 UTC
Remove sov from nullsec and make it all NPC nullsec with all upgrades of sov space.

Remove moon poo from tech2 bpc's (muahahahaha).

The more people shoot at one ship, the less damage the boat takes and caps is at 5 with zero damage.

Eve Minions is recruiting.

This is the law of ship progression!

Aura sound-clips: Aura forever
Samuel The Merciless
Doomheim
#1539 - 2013-10-22 05:20:36 UTC
[05:18:05] Deallo Mavelle > how about 1 in 10k warps you break down in the middle of space and have to fly back on AB
Kaelina Timiar
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1540 - 2013-10-22 05:51:32 UTC
have an electronic warfare module and skill where for every rank, you will reduce their skill point recovered upon being podded by 10% (max rank 5 = 50%)